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  • 12 points rolingua

    It's got Pope tires, pope suspensions, pope shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Popemobile or what?

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    9 points AyeHaightEweAwl

    Fix the incense lighter.

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    4 points johnwaynegreazy

    Fix the rosary

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    3 points 80sLegoDystopia

    It’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

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    1 points ThenBandicoot3965

    Hit it!

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    1 points Ok_Twist_1687

    Hit it!

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  • 9 points ElwoodBrew

    Don’t you blaspheme is here! Don’t you blaspheme in here!

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  • 6 points Galagaboy

    Hit it

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  • 6 points ThenBandicoot3965

    You promised you’d go see the Penguin!

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    5 points surfinbird

    So…I lied to her…

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    7 points ThenBandicoot3965

    You can’t lie to a nun!! 😯

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    2 points Life_Imagination_877

    Very true, I had Three Aunts that were Nuns, you don’t lie to them

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    2 points ThenBandicoot3965

    Three?! You’d never get away with anything at all! 😯

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    2 points Life_Imagination_877

    I didn’t

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    2 points ThenBandicoot3965

    🙄🙄🙄🙄😂

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  • 4 points surfinbird

    Slide on down to the Triple Rock and catch Reverend Cleophus.

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    3 points Superb_Health9413

    You get wise. You get to church. You listen to what he's got to say

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    2 points AdJunior4923

    “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! Don’t be lost when the time comes. DON’T BE LOST WHEN THE TIME COMES! 🎶”

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  • 3 points 106milestoChicago

    I approve this message ;-)

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  • 2 points zevonyumaxray

    The photo that came out from 1985 or so when he was a young seminary student was almost perfect for this subReddit.

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  • 2 points Shivs_Eyes4768

    Wonder if he has four fried chickens, a Coke, and some dry white toast for breakfast. I love Pope Leo.

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  • 2 points Irishgoodbye777

    Earlier this day, the Pope was quoted as saying "I hate Illinois Nazis".

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  • 2 points Superb_Health9413

    Do you see the light?!?

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  • 2 points ImportanceUnique8533

    Me, and Him, and the Lord........We have an Understanding........

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  • 2 points Frei1993

    We need a Dodge Monaco Popemobile now. Period.

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  • 1 points Ok-Journalist-2060

    We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

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  • 1 points BeachBubbaTex

    Orange whip?

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  • 1 points KidZoki

    This one a commie, too?

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  • 2 points Rayvintage

    I bet he knows the PENGUIN!

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