My girls dog meeting me knocked me the fuck out. Straight up stars. Licks my face while I'm on the ground bloodied. Love that dog but she's a fucking tank that thinks she's a plushie!
i used to have a buddy who had two mastiffs, a bull mastiff and a neapolitan mastiff. the neapolitan was fuckin HUGE, 200+ pounds and like six feet tall when he stood up. the bull mastiff was a little smaller and barrel shaped but still huge. her name was diamond and she LOVED me - but she straight up charged into my chest one time with her big ass fuckin head and knocked me into next week. knocked the wind all the way out of me and i’m struggling to breathe while this goofy asshole licks up and down my face
A friend had a bull mastiff that was scared of almost everything. It was a big problem because when she got scared she's try to make him sit down so she could jump on his lap and hide her head in his chest. If he was already sitting, he would suddenly have a tank jump on him and headbutt his chest.
toddlers are very very soft. They can't really break things until they're like 7. It's spontanus implosion til age 3, then they will hurt themselves if you don't watch them until about 7. then they start destroying the world around them if you don't watch them but they'll be fine as long as a pogo stick isn't involved.
man i got a yorkie and a maltese now - i always had bigger dogs growin up and never really saw myself with little ones, but turns out these little fuckers are the best dogs ever
They are like wrecking balls and destroy everything if given the opportunity. They will seriously try your patience since they are relentless. Basically if DMX was a pet is what you are asking for if you get one lol.
Huskies are almost the same, aren't wrecking balls, but WILL 100% destroy your furniture if they dont get enough play/exercise... and they need a TON of exercise. Extremely loyal though
It’s funny because I knew exactly what type of dog it was the moment I saw the damage. That combination of power and stupidity couldn’t have been anything else
Oh okay, BRB gonna find an abandoned house, and someone that has a bowl cast... no reason, and not exactly in that order... better if the person doesnt ask questions
It's not; pits are part industrial machinery. Plus, they are not an overly "thinking" breed. Clearly, this was one of those Harry Potter situations where he was going to phase through the counter... and he sort of did.
You can punch through drywall if you wanted to. Behind Sheetrock is wood studs every 16 inches that run vertically to add support. I'm guessing this table doesn't have studs behind the drywall and that's why it broke so easily.
That dog looks almost exactly like my sister's dog. Which, coincidentally enough, also took out an entire shelving unit with his fatass head cause he got too excited
They're smarter than i give credit, they seem to know they did something they shouldn't have. Kinda like a 5 year old, accident or not they just look around trying not to make eye contact, knowing they are in trouble
Hopefully the worst punishment is just words, no crate
I understand the appeal of pits, they have such cute smiles, floppy little ears, and can rip a tree out of the ground with their jaws. But people really need to stop underestimating dog breeds. Huskies, German shepherds, pits, greyhounds, etc. These dogs need a ton of space and activity to burn off all their energy on top of constant attention and food to feed those little athletes.
Get the Maine coon. Biggest issue will be all the fur, but you'll get that with most dogs, too.
The fact that he started out so calm, like a TED talk and ended up hollering and showing the damage a second time. Honestly, the dog seems pretty small for that damage. Thanks. I just realized I like my nice things. 🤣 I'll keep my prissy girls with the curly tails. They're strong, but they've never gone through walls and shit!
Someone should have told him this is life with a staffie. Ours got trapped in our downstairs bathroom while we were out and chewed halfway through the wall to try and escape. And we lived in an old West coast Scottish terrace, those were big thick walls. My dad had to sit and pick bits of wood and brick out of his teeth for like an hour. Man was he a sweetheart though, they get away with it by being loveable.
I once saw a Samoyed do a straight up Reggie White sack to an old woman with a bad hip...and the owner chimed in with "he's just really happy to see her."
Motherfucker...that was attempted murder I just witnessed!!!
Yeah, YEAH, roast his ass. GET his ass! READ HIM FOR- (Camera turns)- hell nah he was Framed. Clearly this man is just looking to chase a scene and is escalating things way further than they need to be.
kibble soaked in hot bone broth and beef tallow, served in brass bowl. that is being fed better than most people feed themselves! Lmfao? he's not a bad dog. he's just spoilt. it's like spoiled, but worse. 🤣🤣🤣
My nose has been broken by excited pittbulls twice when doing a meeting during foster care. I just crack it back into place and have a swollen face for a few days. The dogs didn't do it on purpose so, I forgive them
"This little fathead fuckin' monster" took me WAY tf out.
He's not wrong. Pit bulls are monsters when they're grown.
That sweet little baby did nothing wrong! It was clearly an accident and he feels bad and you should give him treats about it.
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Can’t convince me that they did anything wrong
Oh my god hes so poliiiiiiittte!!!
Nah, look at his eyes.
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Right!?!? he looks to me like he’s saying “I’ll do it again too”!
I was not expecting him to be so innocent looking
That stare and that pose, he knows he went too far. That’s that “Lord I might get put out” stance 🤣
Right. His head ain’t even that fuckin’ fat.
He felt head-shamed 😂
He did nothing wrong
Is the Otter starting a new career as dog defense attorney?
He just slipped he was trying to rescue the teddy bear and I know he saved him
Gonna give that lil one a big ass steak with them cute puppy eyes!
I BOUGHT BEEF TALLOW did it for me
FROM WHOLE FOODS!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS?!
For me it was the brass bowl “so he can ground himself” so fucking funny 😄
while he fuckin the food up lmao
Haha yes!
i say this as a very white dude …. that grounding yourself shit is some white people shit if i’ve ever heard of white people shit
Shouldn't have gotten a dog with a battering ram for a head
That is what pitbulls are. Mine head butted me so hard one time, I think I blacked out for a second
My girls dog meeting me knocked me the fuck out. Straight up stars. Licks my face while I'm on the ground bloodied. Love that dog but she's a fucking tank that thinks she's a plushie!
i used to have a buddy who had two mastiffs, a bull mastiff and a neapolitan mastiff. the neapolitan was fuckin HUGE, 200+ pounds and like six feet tall when he stood up. the bull mastiff was a little smaller and barrel shaped but still huge. her name was diamond and she LOVED me - but she straight up charged into my chest one time with her big ass fuckin head and knocked me into next week. knocked the wind all the way out of me and i’m struggling to breathe while this goofy asshole licks up and down my face
A friend had a bull mastiff that was scared of almost everything. It was a big problem because when she got scared she's try to make him sit down so she could jump on his lap and hide her head in his chest. If he was already sitting, he would suddenly have a tank jump on him and headbutt his chest.
It’s 1000% out of love but god damn, they heads harder than diamonds.
Don’t forget about their physical assaulting tails😂🤣 Those things HURT when you get smacked by them.
And start training them from that age or they’re going to be worse at tearing up shit in adulthood.
Unmuted at around 59 seconds and thought he was talking about a toddler. I was concerned he's parenting a demon
The fact that toddlers do indeed behave this way also lol
toddlers are very very soft. They can't really break things until they're like 7. It's spontanus implosion til age 3, then they will hurt themselves if you don't watch them until about 7. then they start destroying the world around them if you don't watch them but they'll be fine as long as a pogo stick isn't involved.
Same! Lol
Am I the only one who finds her fine as hell?
She gives off German teacher Dom vibes... And she is thick
Nah, Jo Frost can get it any damn day.
Ah good, someone else that always has mute on, I usually unmute after reading comments or see rewards given to the post.
CAUSE SO MANY POSTS HAVE SHIT MUSIC PLAYING OVER IT.
I missed the first one second and I was concerned
I know I look stupid walking my lil toy yorkie... but this video is why I refuse to get a bigger dog.
man i got a yorkie and a maltese now - i always had bigger dogs growin up and never really saw myself with little ones, but turns out these little fuckers are the best dogs ever
Yorkies can be pretty cool, smart and tenacious when they wanna be. They think they're big hahaha, my old one did.
That was a puppy 🤭
As soon as he showed the damage, I knew it was a pitbull. 🤣🤣🤣
I bought beef TALLOW lmao TF happened to his register
From Whole Foods
That shit ain’t cheap
that’s what got me lmfao
edit - he went full chris tucker for one word
“I made a deal with BARZINI” energy.
I was thinking "took my LAKER TICKERS"
I lost it.
The part most people dont really know about pits.
They are like wrecking balls and destroy everything if given the opportunity. They will seriously try your patience since they are relentless. Basically if DMX was a pet is what you are asking for if you get one lol.
I know i can take a punch bc my pit gave me his skull on my chin button multiple times
Huskies are almost the same, aren't wrecking balls, but WILL 100% destroy your furniture if they dont get enough play/exercise... and they need a TON of exercise. Extremely loyal though
Grew up with pits they never destroyed anything but I guess we also trained them a lot
It’s funny because I knew exactly what type of dog it was the moment I saw the damage. That combination of power and stupidity couldn’t have been anything else
Me too!! Once you have one, you just know. I call mine a psychopath
Tank dogs, hippo dogs
He gon cry in the car 😭
Look at the pretty baby! He’s innocent!
YOU choose me. Bruh, I’m just over here doing me. Thank you and where is my cheese?
Innocent! Cuteness overrides broken drywall 10/10. Give him some treats, scratches, a belly rub. And a deck of cards ; dog looks smart af.
A brass bowl? That's why he crashed out, you're supposed to get copper.
With crystals in it!
Oh okay, BRB gonna find an abandoned house, and someone that has a bowl cast... no reason, and not exactly in that order... better if the person doesnt ask questions
A brass bowl to ground himself while eating SENT ME. 😂😂😂
it was all those expensive ass ingredients that gave him super powers to see through the drywall
DYING
I saw that dog and instantly knew those allegations were false.
The real killer is out there.
"Not guilty, y'all got to feel me". 🎵🎶
At that age, the fun is just beginning
Wow wow. We being too quick to judge. Why’s he got such weak drywall tho?
It's not; pits are part industrial machinery. Plus, they are not an overly "thinking" breed. Clearly, this was one of those Harry Potter situations where he was going to phase through the counter... and he sort of did.
Haha, I’m acting as a defense attorney here. Is my client guilty? Doesn’t matter, we defend on evidence
This isnt Europe, our houses aren't made of stones
You can punch through drywall if you wanted to. Behind Sheetrock is wood studs every 16 inches that run vertically to add support. I'm guessing this table doesn't have studs behind the drywall and that's why it broke so easily.
That dog looks almost exactly like my sister's dog. Which, coincidentally enough, also took out an entire shelving unit with his fatass head cause he got too excited
They're smarter than i give credit, they seem to know they did something they shouldn't have. Kinda like a 5 year old, accident or not they just look around trying not to make eye contact, knowing they are in trouble
Hopefully the worst punishment is just words, no crate
All that delicious gourmet bone broth gives him lots of energy to barrel through drywall.
That dog could tear my whole house up and I’d still baby him. So friggin cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But…. “He’s just a baby”
I have a German shepherd sized dent in my office door because I took her toy, ran in here and closed the door.
I learned not to fuck with her that day.
He has that “and I would do it again” face too 😂😂😂😂
Seriously! The looking around clearly signals “Can we just move on? I mean, so that happened but whatever…”
I understand the appeal of pits, they have such cute smiles, floppy little ears, and can rip a tree out of the ground with their jaws. But people really need to stop underestimating dog breeds. Huskies, German shepherds, pits, greyhounds, etc. These dogs need a ton of space and activity to burn off all their energy on top of constant attention and food to feed those little athletes.
Get the Maine coon. Biggest issue will be all the fur, but you'll get that with most dogs, too.
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the face of zero remorse XD I get it, my little gave me a concussion once
Mine just likes to waste my money by eating things that can kill him.
That dog didn’t do anything!! Put the blame where it lays. You!
As a pitty owner, I knew it was a pitty before the dog reveal lol
All that beef tallow got buddy strong as hell 🤣.
Someone needs a Jack Russell
Even filming I can feel the pain.
That last wtf was real.
Beef tALlow
The fact that he started out so calm, like a TED talk and ended up hollering and showing the damage a second time. Honestly, the dog seems pretty small for that damage. Thanks. I just realized I like my nice things. 🤣 I'll keep my prissy girls with the curly tails. They're strong, but they've never gone through walls and shit!
Aww you got a derpy on your hands lol he didn’t mean too, sweet baby 🥰
I bought beef tallow!
😂
Innocent till PROVEN guilty!!!! And we ALL KNOW eye witness testimony is the LEAST reliable source of information.
Aye pitbulls and those thick skulls, wait till lil fella gets older and hits them shins
what a beautiful doggo
Someone should have told him this is life with a staffie. Ours got trapped in our downstairs bathroom while we were out and chewed halfway through the wall to try and escape. And we lived in an old West coast Scottish terrace, those were big thick walls. My dad had to sit and pick bits of wood and brick out of his teeth for like an hour. Man was he a sweetheart though, they get away with it by being loveable.
Why would you throw … a chew toy… in the direction of that China cabinet oh my god I felt my ancestors screaming 😂
Also that sweet little baby doesn’t understand what he did wrong 😂
I really don't understand how a puppy that small did that. And yes, I've had pitbull puppies that were much more fat-headed than that one.
That’s why you get a golden retriever.
He's just gonna come home to the same mess but the retriever will be stuck in the counter.
Nah, its be happy to see them tail wagging
🤣
Get a pittato, expect pittato behaviour. 🐾
Those wiskas ads be having this guy live in PTSD for the rest of his damn life lmao
I was expecting to see an actual child.
That drywall looks like styrofoam tbh.
Adoption cause what?
That’s just built like shit
He Sitting there like I can Neither Confirm nor Deny what’s being said about me . So I’m going to take the fifth .
At first I thought he was referring to a baby boy, not a dog.
As a cat person...I chuckled at this.
I once saw a Samoyed do a straight up Reggie White sack to an old woman with a bad hip...and the owner chimed in with "he's just really happy to see her."
Motherfucker...that was attempted murder I just witnessed!!!
first of all you took his baby
Yeah, YEAH, roast his ass. GET his ass! READ HIM FOR- (Camera turns)- hell nah he was Framed. Clearly this man is just looking to chase a scene and is escalating things way further than they need to be.
kibble soaked in hot bone broth and beef tallow, served in brass bowl. that is being fed better than most people feed themselves! Lmfao? he's not a bad dog. he's just spoilt. it's like spoiled, but worse. 🤣🤣🤣
My nose has been broken by excited pittbulls twice when doing a meeting during foster care. I just crack it back into place and have a swollen face for a few days. The dogs didn't do it on purpose so, I forgive them
Maybe you learn to have the kibble ready when they get home next time
They trained me well, I learned my lesson.
Maybe spend money on training first THEN bougie treats later?
Some of the comments in here ... Whew boy. I see how pits end up the majority at the pound. And it ain't their fault ...