Say you’re a bus. But you want to be a train. So you start by attaching a bunch of bus trailers. And then make the traction motors electric. And then you start running on dedicated tracks. And you add platform fair payment to speed up crowds.
Congrats you’re the Montreal metro. Sure you’re not exactly the same as a train on steel wheels but you’re valid as a train nonetheless.
Most trans people would go through with all of that because they don’t like their agab. Transphobes seem to think they’re like the Boston silver line when they’re more like a rubber tired metro
Let me fix that for you. You're a train that was actually made as a bus for some reason. So you begin to make modifications to turn into the train you are meant to be. There is no choice it's not about not liking your agab. Its literally that we we are not comfortable as our assigned gender and know inherently we were not meant to be assigned gender at birth.
ok im trans, you're trans, we both know what it feels like. but the point is that we have to explain ourselves to the cis world and this was a very easy way of explaining their misunderstanding. hell even the terms mtf and ftm are courtesy terms designed for cis people to understand
Omg this is such a golden deep cut. I love this. Well done. I haven't been in Montreal since 1997 but the metro there always stood out to me as bus-train
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never reply to a typo in the subject line, it's only there to drive engagement.'
Oh! So that's what trans-siberian railway means.
Can't spell trains without trans.
Am means vagina in turkish, vagina-trans.. Haha
Pick one /s
Trans-portation bitches!
Trainsgender representation
Hey, look, here comes that trains-gender guy...
IT’S MUFFIN TIME!
Yea im a chaser the way i spot those cool trains at the trainstation
America needs high speed trans now!
I'm trans, but not high speed-
You need to get faster then!
That's the plan
Bitch I lost my I
This train looks like it could go off the rails at any second
Trains lives matter ❤
Lmao, one of the first times I came out was with a really bad trans/train pun.
Even trains can swing however they like. Dont be a trainophobe
CHOO CHOO!
Trans-spotting.
Bitch I'm proud of you
Bitch, I may wear rainbow colors but I will fuck you UP.
That train is going to Transylvania.
Amtrans love it 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🏳️⚧️
Hello trans, am dad
Man you missed the chance to say btch I am trans
It’s F40PH Friday
Bitch, I am trans!
Trans person Train person
I said Transition not Train station
These comments pass the vibe check and made me smile :3
Great comments! Boo mods for taking it down
Was removed by auto moderator for some reason. SkyNet becoming self-aware?
could be cause its a repost, I've automoderator take down reposts in other subs
Okay I restored it. Please un - boo me
I will gladly retract my boo
Hahaha
I also take back everything I said in my head but didn’t type because I didn’t wanna get banned.
My son you are absolved of your sins. Say ten Hail Amtraks and go back to leading a productive life.
It means a lot you think so highly of me
Beefcake ?
Trains rights!
Tram rights are train rights
Hell yea let's go
Really? We can do better
Trans train = best train.
Trans person Train person
Lmao
Absolute Trans
amtrans 😅🤣😂😂
It'd make more sense if it were a bus identifying as a train.
r/onejoke
No no let’s go somewhere with that.
Say you’re a bus. But you want to be a train. So you start by attaching a bunch of bus trailers. And then make the traction motors electric. And then you start running on dedicated tracks. And you add platform fair payment to speed up crowds.
Congrats you’re the Montreal metro. Sure you’re not exactly the same as a train on steel wheels but you’re valid as a train nonetheless.
Most trans people would go through with all of that because they don’t like their agab. Transphobes seem to think they’re like the Boston silver line when they’re more like a rubber tired metro
Let me fix that for you. You're a train that was actually made as a bus for some reason. So you begin to make modifications to turn into the train you are meant to be. There is no choice it's not about not liking your agab. Its literally that we we are not comfortable as our assigned gender and know inherently we were not meant to be assigned gender at birth.
ok im trans, you're trans, we both know what it feels like. but the point is that we have to explain ourselves to the cis world and this was a very easy way of explaining their misunderstanding. hell even the terms mtf and ftm are courtesy terms designed for cis people to understand
Big hugs, trans sibling. You're right. I love trains, seeing this cool trans train was neat
Omg this is such a golden deep cut. I love this. Well done. I haven't been in Montreal since 1997 but the metro there always stood out to me as bus-train
I love this 🫶
five million dollars and the deed to my house says that guy will never reply to this
greatest comment of All Time
Awful
Bitch, be nicer to yourself
Self-loathing people when they see others respect and love eachother:
Ohhhh... Did you accidentally look in a mirror again? 🧐
Cry about I it it loser ❤️
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I'm not trans but yes x3
As if we needed more proof passenger trains are gay.
Valued, not valid.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never reply to a typo in the subject line, it's only there to drive engagement.'
Why not both?
Running trains...gender independent
That’s cool I guess, I feel the red while and blue was better looking
Well we have Tomas the Tank Engine. I'm guessing this one is called Tom-aya.