Man I saw those doves, with their wings all wide, trying to look angelic, but NAY! I say. They're not fooling me and I knooooow they had something to do with it. Look at em. Flying around his head. Lookin all guilty. Those "birds" were put in his Obituary ON PURPOSE! That is the wing position of a guilty bird. Guilty cuz they know. I'm lookin' at you, Lefty. And this poor guy could've known, but they got to him. I heard there was seed everywhere. It was a real mess.
No matter the person, founder or newly awakened recruit, the moment you turn your back on truth we turn our back to you but not before we yeet you far from us...
May the power of Uncle Phil guide our collective hands in throwing out many more dissenters from this day forward.
Sure he did. Whereās the proof?
They probably did a clear air communications protocol, directly into his eyes. Like the space lasers controlling the weather, except a whole hell of a lot easier!
All the blinking of the target helps synchronize the command channel, and the next thing you know the target is bouncing around and saying weird stuff which they may or may recall. Thatās from the āmine micro strokesā caused by the communication channel over heating the optic nerve.
Only slight permanent loss of robot functionality cause usually the target is all jacked up to start with.
Why would he be surrounded by drone assassins on his obituary pic?
Somethingās not right. The drones are clearly in on it.
I recently noticed in increase in tiny hover-drones - they sound like they have tiny high speed motors, and often face down my cat while hovering in my back yard.
I think theyāre planning something and the cat is in their way. The people in /r/hummingbirds are deluded into believing they're actual birbs but itās pretty obvious these tiny mechanical hover-drones are far more nimble and sophisticated than any real birb - itās comical how fake they look.
Guy who started (or was just very influential?) Birds Aren't Real posted a wholesome statement about how nature is beautiful and he's been making fun of it for years. He came out as a Bird Realist and people are pretending that he's dead to the cause
Things start getting sus on the BAR IG on May 9th:Ā https://www.instagram.com/p/C6xaZL3L4TP/?hl=en Not sure if I can believe this, but at least I can remain firmly grounded in my knowledge that birds aren't real.
Like for real or? Cus Iāve seen birds be born and fledglings and live near my house and never seen them be replaced, and i don't think adults would let people come near them enough to make them into drones
On the BAR Instagram page, a man named Dan posted a video explaining the death of Peterā¦ā¦.. and thought nobody would notice that heās CLEARLY STOLEN PETERS EYESā¦..Dan knows what happened to Peter.
It started as a joke. A guy wanted to prove how gullible people are. So he painted this on the outside of his van, put in a loudspeakers and drove around yelling this. It's all a joke and those who pander to it are gullible dopes
What if... And hear me out, ... He could see the the future and saw this actually happening slowly more and more till bam, in such and such year in the future, all real birds are 100% extinct and he knew he had to do something but also knew that no chance in hell anyone would ever believe him so he made it satire and joked slowly getting people in and building that "awareness" and a massive following and he didn't die but in reality just went to live underground in hiding using the money from all the merch sale to build a safe haven where he has kept real birds alive and protected and safe but also the whole time developing anti spy bird tech so that with the same technology he built terminator birds to unleash on the robot spy birds to hunt the hem down and capture them so that he could use their parts and reverse engineer them so that he could capture them and simply reprogram them 1 by one but his tech was to good and that army of birds ended up killing all humans making us extinct and replaced with spy bots. To monitor the earth mindlessly and slowly destroy it.....
Did he have information on Boeing?
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if it swoops, it snoops šļøšø
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Boeing had information on him and they didn't like what they saw.
He could've blown the lid on them if he knew what they knew, but they did him in before he could know what they know about he and themselves.
im lost lmao
What? Could you please explain to me what you are talking about?
Only that unlike Space X they can make rockets that don't explode
There's birds on the flyer, this is clearly a bird based disinformation operation.
Big bird is definitely behind it
Shit. Please tell me Elmo isnāt involved also.
You never know š
That little bastard.
What?!?!?
Oh No!! Elmo!!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
big bird or byg byrd?
These are actual birds and its a reference to the fact that all actual birds went extinct and are now in heaven
Man I saw those doves, with their wings all wide, trying to look angelic, but NAY! I say. They're not fooling me and I knooooow they had something to do with it. Look at em. Flying around his head. Lookin all guilty. Those "birds" were put in his Obituary ON PURPOSE! That is the wing position of a guilty bird. Guilty cuz they know. I'm lookin' at you, Lefty. And this poor guy could've known, but they got to him. I heard there was seed everywhere. It was a real mess.
Hmmm, right before his book comes out on 6/4? š§Iām a librarian and ordered it for my library
https://preview.redd.it/l5lvh7dt7m2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990a03e4528ee037ff843ab01cd519dca23dd4e1
Happy cake day!
Joyeux jour du gĆ¢teau !
Thank you!
Try and ban this book you š¤” ās. We will not be silenced, EVER!
I don't think he actually died tbh- I think this is something with him saying birds are real.
Dead to the cause then! The bird lovers got to him!
No matter the person, founder or newly awakened recruit, the moment you turn your back on truth we turn our back to you but not before we yeet you far from us...
May the power of Uncle Phil guide our collective hands in throwing out many more dissenters from this day forward.
In the TED talk, he said he was just pretending bout the birds arent real thing. He was obviously replaced by a robot.
Sure he did. Whereās the proof? They probably did a clear air communications protocol, directly into his eyes. Like the space lasers controlling the weather, except a whole hell of a lot easier! All the blinking of the target helps synchronize the command channel, and the next thing you know the target is bouncing around and saying weird stuff which they may or may recall. Thatās from the āmine micro strokesā caused by the communication channel over heating the optic nerve.
Only slight permanent loss of robot functionality cause usually the target is all jacked up to start with.
But some birds are real. Drones with AI can reproduce themselves. How can we say a robot that thinks it is an animal like others is not real?
the drones do not āthink [they are] an animalā. they do not think. they are operated by the government.
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He died in much the same way Pauly Shore died.
So his career is dead?
Look a little deeper into his work
My shovel is broke can you help?
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Metaphorically
Even if hes dead he still has more life in him than the average bird
Get those fucking drones off his picture! Nothing peaceful about "doves."
Doves? I think you mean Dro-upside down V-es.
IS THAT AN ARMAND HAMMER REFERENCE
Why would he be surrounded by drone assassins on his obituary pic?
Somethingās not right. The drones are clearly in on it.
I recently noticed in increase in tiny hover-drones - they sound like they have tiny high speed motors, and often face down my cat while hovering in my back yard.
I think theyāre planning something and the cat is in their way. The people in /r/hummingbirds are deluded into believing they're actual birbs but itās pretty obvious these tiny mechanical hover-drones are far more nimble and sophisticated than any real birb - itās comical how fake they look.
What's with this cryptic ass post?
Guy who started (or was just very influential?) Birds Aren't Real posted a wholesome statement about how nature is beautiful and he's been making fun of it for years. He came out as a Bird Realist and people are pretending that he's dead to the cause
Pretending???????
He clearly got replaced by a fake copy
Human drones are real.
Elon said so the week before he started buying votes.
They locked him up somwhere and replaced him with someone very similar, they think they will fool us, but our eyes are open to the truth of the birbs
Heās as dead to me as birds are to the world.
Did he die?
So sad :(
But not worry deceased bro, you left an army.
Did he die?
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Propaganda everywhere
Did he die?
He die did he die die? Did
Dead?
Did he die?
Yep, murdered by a murderā¦of crows. Tragic.
Who is he, and is he was?
He's the guy that first learned about the government's replacement of birds and shared it with the world! He started this whole movement, man!
Things start getting sus on the BAR IG on May 9th:Ā https://www.instagram.com/p/C6xaZL3L4TP/?hl=en Not sure if I can believe this, but at least I can remain firmly grounded in my knowledge that birds aren't real.
What replacement of birds? Im new to this sub and am confused. Also canāt tell if people actually think birds are government controlled or something
The whole thing the sub is about, my dude. The birds were replaced by government spy drones back in the 70s (mostly).
Like for real or? Cus Iāve seen birds be born and fledglings and live near my house and never seen them be replaced, and i don't think adults would let people come near them enough to make them into drones
The adults are drones too, man. But the government doesn't want us to know how they're made.
DM me and I'll explain more.
gulps. i think i will take your word for it, then. one specific vulture HAS been acting *odd* latelyā¦
Iām sincerely not trying to be funny but this man reminded me of Chris Kattan The resemblance to me is crazy
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441592/
Die he did?
Did he die?
Did he dead?
Did he die?
Did he die?
Did he die?
Time to spread the word to the other side, the after life, the nether world, which will be quick because it's fake.
Birds Aren't Real.
People Are.
If you follow others plans and accept death and aging as natural/inevitable, you do not have more freedom than birds or other drones
Um, what?
Didnāt see this till right now. The past several months all make sense now.
Did he die?
Damn drones finally got him
Has his model been retired?
He's ok though right?
Is he pining for the fjords?
A drone finally got him šÆ
On the BAR Instagram page, a man named Dan posted a video explaining the death of Peterā¦ā¦.. and thought nobody would notice that heās CLEARLY STOLEN PETERS EYESā¦..Dan knows what happened to Peter.
And we are sure that Peter has not been kidnapped and replaced with 40 drones in a trenchcoat?
Ded?
Did he die?
Did he die?
RIP, gone but not forgotten
None will ever rest in peace while the drones fly over us.
The drones are watching
Nothing online about this.
Yet
Did he actually die? That makes me sad
bruh are they pulling a caroline konstnar on us
Does this seems real? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7CMSMmrd7b/?igsh=MXdxanVhcm5nMDNtNg==
May not killed self - killed livelihood :(
Too bad he died
Birds arenāt robots what is this subreddit š¤£
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Huh oh yes I'm a fed I work on the research of aliens
It started as a joke. A guy wanted to prove how gullible people are. So he painted this on the outside of his van, put in a loudspeakers and drove around yelling this. It's all a joke and those who pander to it are gullible dopes
Or they have a freaking sense of humor
All birds are real guys wake up
Sure. Sure they are.
https://youtu.be/PAVL7qvuaLU?si=5oW5NH1lc6GkCPHG
Did he ded?
What if... And hear me out, ... He could see the the future and saw this actually happening slowly more and more till bam, in such and such year in the future, all real birds are 100% extinct and he knew he had to do something but also knew that no chance in hell anyone would ever believe him so he made it satire and joked slowly getting people in and building that "awareness" and a massive following and he didn't die but in reality just went to live underground in hiding using the money from all the merch sale to build a safe haven where he has kept real birds alive and protected and safe but also the whole time developing anti spy bird tech so that with the same technology he built terminator birds to unleash on the robot spy birds to hunt the hem down and capture them so that he could use their parts and reverse engineer them so that he could capture them and simply reprogram them 1 by one but his tech was to good and that army of birds ended up killing all humans making us extinct and replaced with spy bots. To monitor the earth mindlessly and slowly destroy it.....
Humans Aren't Real
Died he did?
Do he die?
Dead in our hearts
Did he die?
Did he die?
Bro is not funny pls help him.
Fatality?
Again?!
Did he died?
Die did he?
Did he death?
So why the doves on the pic if this is sub is about them not being real?
Must be signal to implicate government involvement, because it's from official Twitter account
Thanks for the clarification and answer
Oh damn, seems legit. They got him.
He did die?
I'm so sorry.
He death did ?
F
What
Did he?
I thought this sub was satire? Hello?