For Jesus gave his only blood so we can ride carbon bices. Sad when u think about it. I think about how different history might be if jesus had a carbon gravel bice. Maybe he could have saved enough watts to escape. Maybe he didn't have to WALK for 40 days. Walking is one step below being pour.
If he did Komoot across the desert on his cärbôn grävelle then he and the team would have had a supper at the trendy Korean diner and share an IPA on the terrace. Exclusive to tailored beards with handlebar 'staches, tho!
And then the devil came and tempted him with an aëřo brakeless disc wheel fixie, but Jesus said “No, let him who is without brakes cast the first Trk”, and then they all threw some nearby Trks into a dumpster. Amen.
Megachurch Jesus said that, biblically accurate Jesus said preach the gospel of the steel bice with rim brakes.
A religion for pours, yes indeed!
Trekjus. For the rest of us.
"It is easier for a Sirvélo to go through an internally routed headset than for a dentist to enter the kingdom of God"
Fred 69:420
For Jesus gave his only blood so we can ride carbon bices. Sad when u think about it. I think about how different history might be if jesus had a carbon gravel bice. Maybe he could have saved enough watts to escape. Maybe he didn't have to WALK for 40 days. Walking is one step below being pour.
If he did Komoot across the desert on his cärbôn grävelle then he and the team would have had a supper at the trendy Korean diner and share an IPA on the terrace. Exclusive to tailored beards with handlebar 'staches, tho!
And then the devil came and tempted him with an aëřo brakeless disc wheel fixie, but Jesus said “No, let him who is without brakes cast the first Trk”, and then they all threw some nearby Trks into a dumpster. Amen.
So reasonably price for trash
Jesus christ that’s a lot of bikes
Is god aero?
I thought the trek Madone SLR9 Project one was a really good deal at $23,000.
5,000 bucks seems too cheap. Is it one of the slow steel hybrids that kids take out on bike paths?
From another angle