Church turns into a bicycle shop in Germany

7 points ShittyMetronome

And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple except the bicycle sellers,

and overthrew the tables of the money changers except the colnago stand payment terminal,

and the seats of them that sold doves but not their saddles,

And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer and cycling;

but ye have made it a den of thieves and doped TdF athletes.

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6 points bigrob_in_ATX

Just to be clear, Jesus rode rim brakes

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4 points frozen-dessert

Don’t hippies all ride single speed with drum brakes?

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2 points RestaurantFamous2399

Tracks that he would trust his dad with braking!

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1 points sdfghs

Jesus was a fixie rider

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1 points jagec

All fixie riders think they're gods, but only one could back it up

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1 points OldFartWearingBlack

Confirmed: https://youtu.be/_BcHekNAfOo?si=EUe-8lZkrvO0Mn_W

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5 points onesoundman

And on the seventh day he went for a zone 2 ride and it was good

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3 points EnsilZah

Who needs gels when you can get your carbs from KOMunion wafers.

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1 points Narrow-Research-5730

I heard they sponsor a race for masters. Its called the....... nevermind, I'll see myself out.

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1 points City_Roast

The Ten KOMmandments

1) Thou shalt have no other bice before SîrVélø. For the One True Bice demandeth reverence, and thy wallet shall be accepting.

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1 points BarronVonCheese

Let us all KOM together and celebrate the 95 KOManents. https://www.velominati.com/

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1 points samwichse

A friend of mine is working on putting a brewery/taproom into a deconsecrated church. I'm torn between that sounding awesome, and that sounding like the most hipster thing ever.

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1 points jagec

Ministry of Brewing in Baltimore?

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1 points freewallabees

Turning trash into treasure

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1 points Reinis_LV

Church of Trek is a death cult!

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