My frame is packed with C4 and bearings. It adds weight for resistance training and I have a detonator in my jersey pocket ensuring any car that hits me turns into a surrealist sculpture
Does boggle my mind that we have this simple issue here.
Cagers dont want to share the road with bicycles and vice versa, so why is there no towpath thats separate from the roads.
Oh cause how can they tax a title, insurance, wear and tear, fighting for rights to repair on some cars, gas, etc. While hoping vehicles run people over
Just set up a fund to pay for a security guard to stand next to it after you die. While you are at it, you could plan for some professional mourners, too.
Irrelevant, boyfriends do not marry.
Right. OP's wice will marry another dentist and get a new boyfriend. It's unclear what happens to the old boyfriend.
The new dentist husband will not want nor need the ded guys bices as they are all old, used and icky. Only the pours want used bices.
You'll cry out in your grave after a white singlespeed cruiser is placed at the site
Please, god, no. Anything but a State bicycle memorial.
Legit: big fear is having a Dutch bike in white represent me after a truck kills me.
My frame is packed with C4 and bearings. It adds weight for resistance training and I have a detonator in my jersey pocket ensuring any car that hits me turns into a surrealist sculpture
Does boggle my mind that we have this simple issue here.
Cagers dont want to share the road with bicycles and vice versa, so why is there no towpath thats separate from the roads.
Oh cause how can they tax a title, insurance, wear and tear, fighting for rights to repair on some cars, gas, etc. While hoping vehicles run people over
This feels like a r/SchizophreniaRides caliber comment for this sub.
Your ghost vélo will smell like amateur dentist and robbers will be put off by that smell
Please plaster cast my muscled calves into gold lamé to place roadside
may thy Sir-Velo chip and shatter
Just set up a fund to pay for a security guard to stand next to it after you die. While you are at it, you could plan for some professional mourners, too.
Boyfriend is likely hoping it will be after the kids turn 18, since they're probably his anyway.
Put it in your will to be buried on it.