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  • 110 points hard-drugs

    They tryna assassinate anyone nowdays.

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    15 points MCE85

    r/redditsniper

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  • 168 points popcornbevin

    So how do you and mum meet?

    ‘she was trying to drink a pint, no-handed, but dropped the glass and snotted Guinness onto her tits. It was at that precise moment that I knew for sure that she was the one’

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    113 points TravelenScientia

    dropped the glass

    *glass spontaneously smashed whilst in her mouth

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    23 points Terrible-Charity

    spontaneously

    Yeah biting down on glass is not recommended, not safe for the glass or your mouth

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    4 points VidraZburatoare

    or tits

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    43 points all_weed_is_love

    Rookie mistake actually as she bit down on the glass involuntarily as she took a gulp, when deepthroating a beer you must have complete commitment to it and let it pour down the pipe rather than actively drinking it... Or so I've heard

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    11 points AwesomeFrisbee

    True, but when the glass breaks, you want to make sure you get all the glass out, so spewing it out your nose is fair game imo. I just hope none of the small pieces still made it in...

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  • 41 points ChrisBoshStoleMyBike

    You know, I keep watching this- over and over, and over- but I can't figure out how when she's drinking from the glass it tits

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  • 9 points irishpwr46

    How is it not pouring all over here face before it breaks?

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    10 points Chaotic-Entropy

    It is confusing as to how you could get enough of a seal between your face and the glass to prevent spillage... her face must be really jammed in there with Guinness going up her nose... or it's AI.

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    4 points akiroraiden

    first thought was "welp, that's gotta be ai, aint no way theres nothing dripping from the sides".

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  • 45 points zerked77

    Wife material right here....

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    56 points Geno_Warlord

    I dunno, she most certainly used her teeth…

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    4 points Duplicitous_Dirk

    With jaw strength like these, who needs Beej?

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    -8 points SnowbearX

    Nooo. Guinness glasses just explode at any time after a few rounds in a glasswash with warm water.

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  • 17 points Barnestownlife

    Isshe ok

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    2 points CatsTrustNoOne

    If I remember correctly she seemed fine after the glass exploded. I deleted the video that I made the gif from: if I can remember where I saw the original video I'll post the link here.

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  • 18 points LobosJones

    She's a keeper, no joke.

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  • 3 points ready_james_fire

    That bartender’s not round, she’s shaped like a person

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  • 9 points gdoublerb

    I'm in love though

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  • 2 points IkilledRichieWhelan

    She bit the pixels.

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  • 3 points strongmad27

    she understood the assignment wat too well.

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  • 6 points Nekat_ydaerla

    That was my quickest one in a while.

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    -21 points typhe24

    This

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  • 1 points Yeast-boofer

    Drinking in high school used to be safe. 

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  • 1 points Theperfectool

    “No biting” in arnold schwarzenegger voice.

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  • 1 points fezfrascati

    r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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  • 1 points Swashbuckling_Sailor

    She’s a keeper.

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  • -12 points grathontolarsdatarod

    That's quite a grip she's got there,..

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  • -15 points home_rolled

    Khazar milkers

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  • -9 points TLRPM

    It actually is because I noticed finally that she squirts some out of her nose lol.

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  • -11 points StevenMC19

    Had to watch the video twice. Missed it the first time.

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  • -34 points wkdkngwkr

    Why does it look like the glass explodes?

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    54 points KFiev

    Because the glass explodes.

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    -7 points wkdkngwkr

    Oh. Makes sense. But why?

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    13 points KFiev

    I dunno. Mighta bit down on the rim of the glass a bit too hard i imagine.

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    -4 points wkdkngwkr

    🤔 well, live and learn.

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    2 points SnowbearX

    Ohhh this I can answer. They're washed in warm water in the glass cleaner and after a few repeats those glass molecules and buzzing and ready to go.

    They will explode for any and no reason. Sometimes it's cause you lightly tapped it against another glass, other times it's just sitting on a counter and explodes

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    1 points Pjsandwich24

    Glass doesn't like alot of pressure put on a tiny location like her teeth and the weight of the glass and fluid adding to it. Car windshield breakers are usually a tiny pointed hammer that explodes whatever window you hit.

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  • -17 points Centurix

    Seems like sneaky video editing rather than AI this time.

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    1 points CatsTrustNoOne

    No, I made the gif from a video that isn't much longer: it shows her trying to drink without using her hands and the glass explodes.

    Edit: I deleted the original video after making the gif but if I can remember where I found it I'll post the link.

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