Fuck Christmas, it came with lights all wrong 🖕🏾 Fuck tinsel, fuck carols, fuck the weak-armed throng 🖕🏾 Fuck mistletoe madness, fuck spiked punch in a cup 🖕🏾 Fuck dudes who think dancing close means interrupt 🖕🏾

Fuck DJs who start late, fuck sets that drag🖕🏾 Fuck het-bros in glitter, fuck their Instagram brag 🖕🏾 Fuck anyone orbiting like a confused moth 🖕🏾 Fuck, let’s just dance and stay away from them both 🖕🏾

Disclaimer: These predictions are crafted by one deeply irritated girl who just wants to dance without being harassed by hetero party gremlins and their baffling sidekicks who treat the club like an audition for “Human Embarrassments Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Loud Music.” Please remember: predictions are predictions, not divine prophecy. If any of this hits too close to home for someone, that’s between them and whatever demon possessed them to act like that in public.

Ladies and femmes, here’s the Finest XMas forecast for Friday 26.12.2025, starting at 22:00 in Panorama Bar. With Fiedel opening, Nathalie Seres, Oracy, and Stella Zekri on the decks, the floor is small but dense, so timing is everything.

22:00–23:30: Early arrivals will enjoy calmer energy. Locals, respectful dancers, and minimal tourist interference. Perfect for solo women wanting safe space to warm up.

23:30–02:00: Peak party stretch. The music lifts, but so do the cis-het fuckbros. Orbiting, elbowing, and unsolicited floor commentary may occur. Solo femmes: claim central floor real estate and stick with your allies if you can.

02:00–03:30: Late-night lull. DJs like Stella Zekri guide the crowd into a softer, dreamy vibe. Fewer bros, more attentive, playful energy. Ideal for reconnecting with the music and actually dancing without being harassed.

03:30–04:00: Closing window. The party thins, regulars dominate, chaos subsides. A tiny miracle of post-Christmas relief, if you’ve survived the bro storm, this is your reward.

In short: arrive early, brace the middle hours, claim your space, and finish strong in the late-night calm. Panorama Bar will reward the patient, the persistent, and those who refuse to entertain any nonsense.

Have a very nice, very chaotic, very safe Finest XMas ☺️