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  • 5679 points spez_sucks_ballz

    To get the paper out someone is sure to shake it and dump all the ashes.

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    1677 points NinjaN-SWE

    You could roll it the other way so you can read it through the bottle

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    2009 points GloveDry3278

    And probably glue the paper on the inside so it doesn't move. Glue the cork as well. I don't think mum needs the fresh air anymore....

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    633 points Icy-Guitar8702

    Message in a Bottle, Accidentally Upgraded to Urn

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    95 points ScottMarshall2409

    Sending an SOS to the world.

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    41 points Laurenesi

    I hope that someone gets my

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    67 points cricket-chirps

    mother in a bottle

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    10 points Soddington

    Yeah (also alternately whoa)

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    8 points Physical_Service_814

    Mum in a bottle

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    141 points BigGrayBeast

    And put in an email address asking the finder to email that woman's children and let them know where she'd been. I'll bet that would give them a thrill.

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    21 points shadowpawn

    Straight to spam

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    3 points oKKmonster

    The bottle has been travelling around before there was internet. This was how people used to communicate back in the days.

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    61 points AlmostSunnyinSeattle

    How's she gonna see though?

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    19 points Darksirius

    Out the bottom.

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    50 points booroms

    Don't worry she wasn't getting any of that living in Oldham anyway

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    85 points Successful_Theory628

    Then she wouldn’t be able to see out of the bottle 🙄

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    13 points Quellman

    Why couldn’t she see out the bottom of the bottle? Paper rolled ks an open ended cylinder.

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    20 points -KFBR392

    Ok great so now she’s spending eternity looking at fish heads and fins through a fish eye lense. Just send her to hell already!

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    4 points haysu-christo

    Yeah, she’ll be so dizzy and nauseous

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    18 points ThenCombination7358

    Won't the sun not be more likely to wither away the text?

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    18 points MimicoSkunkFan2

    That's why you're supposed to use coloured glass when you do a message in a bottle.

    And maybe use iron-gall ink (very easy to make) on birchbark, vellum, parchment, or even leather (not quite as easy to make, but any history club will know someone who can get the cutoff bits for you) so it has a chance at sea.

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    37 points parwa

    If the bottle spends enough time at sea to land in a different country, you won't be able to read anything through it

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    15 points Efficient-Parking627

    and who says the person who finds it can read English

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    6 points 702PoGoHunter

    If they exposed the ink like that most likely the UV rays and heat from the sun would discolor or make the ink disappear.

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    89 points KingOfFegs

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    60 points Bob_5k

    “Oops!” throws her back in with sand

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    16 points flakoloco1

    Maybe it was a bottle of ashes inside a bottle with a paper

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    7 points UrUrinousAnus

    Yo, dawg...

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    11 points soonerpgh

    Put the ashes in a ziplock bag so they don't get dumped.

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    1 points Fair_Investment_8995

    Someone will definitely try to snort it

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    2 points nachtengelsp

    Bruh, you got OD snorting my mom!

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    10 points LeopardBrilliant8000

    Not a big deal.  She just found her right destination.   

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    3 points Glass-Combination-72

    Maybe that’s the point.

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  • 1248 points Ttenaggioretr

    Next stop: Bora Bora, hope she packed sunscreen

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    409 points UnluckyThread

    She already maxed out her burning capabilities. She's good for sunscreen.

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    7 points noshow23

    That's a burn

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    5 points abjectapplicationII

    Na, I think she still got some fuel left in her

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    11 points Traditional_Green127

    She’s already burned to a crisp, sunscreen is useless at this point.

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    4 points Smeeble09

    https://youtu.be/8SA2c_LUUlI?si=BGOkTZjek-75Jb0a 

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  • 141 points LibrarianAccurate829

    Her moms gonna be stuck in one of the big Garbage patch in the pacific for hundreds of years to come

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    36 points tabbyycatt

    That’s not much different to Oldham itself tbh she’ll probably feel at home

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  • 1420 points Crescendo104

    Straight to the Pacific garbage patch

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    456 points Character-Spring8171

    A hilariously sad potential outcome.

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    182 points Only-Support-3760

    Reported for littering - Oldham council will be in touch with your fixed penalty notice /s

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    27 points Cheezy_Blazterz

    Don't think of it as a garbage patch.

    It's the world's newest continent!

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    12 points Yumi_in_the_sun

    Ehhh I hear that place is trash.

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    3 points Ake-TL

    It’s actually not solid chunk of trash, it’s area of water with uncomfortable density of trash

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    4 points embergock

    You know there's a North Atlantic garbage patch, right?

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  • 390 points cwhitel

    I envisage a scene out of a terrible BBC sitcom, where someone opens it to shake the message out, reads it, then slow pans to their companion and then they both look down at the ground.

    Canned laughter erupts

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    42 points MaesterCrow

    Michael Scott visits the beach

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  • 177 points Joys_Darlings

    That’s not all of her..

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    133 points Mgo32

    She was only 4ft3 mate

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    59 points PotatoNukeMk1

    The first thing people do when they open a drift bottle is turn it upside down to get the message out. This way the ash got widespread after the first opening. Then after they read the message they replaced it with sand

    But its just fake. Paper is to clean. It should be dirty if it was in the same bottle with ash

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    52 points Yermawsyerdaisntit

    I assumed the person posting this is the one who wrote the note. The papers not been put in yet.

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    35 points rhabarberabar

    The person posting is just a karmafarmer. It literally says BBC in the upper left.

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    3 points PotatoNukeMk1

    Oh. Damn you are right

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  • 350 points cardboardwind0w

    I found a football with messages written on it washed up here on Ireland's west coast. It had washed up in Scotland and been written on and also England. I kicked it back in. I also found a message in a bottle before

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    131 points CoolColaCat

    And that, my child, is why the ocean is full of microplastics

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    183 points Handrljan42

    Ye this fkin guy from ireland killed all the turtles. He even admited it.

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    5 points SonOfTheShire

    No, I think the ocean is full of microplastics for different, larger reasons.

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    11 points Dotcaprachiappa

    Yeah sure Coca-Cola, PepsiCo, Nestlé and other megacorps are responsible for thousands of tonnes of plastic pollution per year but this random brit with a football killed all the turtles

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    2 points EmberDione

    It actually tires. But also that bottle is glass.

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    6 points MrRourkeYourHost

    I was really hoping you were going to end your story with “then I found it again in Hawaii while I was on vacation.”

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  • 42 points vabraten

    I want a tracker on the bottle.

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    8 points Kindly_Shoulder2379

    an airtag /s

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    10 points Phraoz007

    Seatag obv.

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    5 points cinnasota

    why /s ?

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    2 points Consolemasterracee

    Airtags use other Apple devices, mainly iPhones, to determine their current position. At sea it has no such capabilities.

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    4 points Cheezy_Blazterz

    So they can know where it goes.

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  • 106 points Specialopslug

    Tbf... you could just scatter the ashes in the sea?? 

    Saves throwing a bottle and a bit of paper in there.

    And she would get everywhere without being picked up.

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    63 points Fannnybaws

    Won't someone think of the likes on social media.

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    6 points Character-Spring8171

    The lost potential has me in a tizzy.

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    3 points pissfilledbottles

    My dad was composted (terramated) when he passed last year and I've got burlap sacks with his soil that I plan to distribute in various places, one being the water. I'm just going to dump it in, no need to create extra trash on the water.

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    2 points No-Somewhere4435

    whoa I'd never heard of that, but thank you for posting this comment, because that's exactly what I'd want for myself. I think the idea of nurturing life and doing something positive for the environment after death is really beautiful, especially because feels like a way for someone to live on with their loved ones even after they're gone. 

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    3 points pissfilledbottles

    I had heard of it but I didn't know my dad knew what it was until one afternoon I was wheeling him into his dialysis clinic and he told me he wanted to be composted. Then his social worker called me not long after and told me my dad wanted to go on hospice but didn't know how to tell me. I miss him every day but it also comforts me to know he's still here, just in a different form, and the things that once gave him life will be able to bring life to other things on this planet.

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  • 70 points Weird_Albatross_9659

    How’s this supposed to make me feel amazed?

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    5 points ipaqmaster

    It's an account with two million karma it knows what its doing

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    2 points nachtengelsp

    Well... The jokes in the comments here had me amazed

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  • 22 points School_Persimmon_261

    For god's sake..get that woman some sunscreen. She looks completely burnt...

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  • 139 points iiiyotikaiii

    That paper is supremely clean for “travelling the world”

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    168 points NinjaN-SWE

    It's likely when they sent it off initially. 

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    40 points Quick-Temperature885

    Or it just hasn’t gone anywhere yet besides someone’s camera roll.

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    4 points Ralliboy

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxy20nx2exo

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    4 points Technical-Outside408

    She was just a tiny person with a match when they gathered on the beach.

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    5 points Final_Temperature262

    Almost like it's been stored in some sort of sealed vessel

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    2 points Gaticilemm

    Guess it’s got frequent flyer status and a good skincare routine

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  • 12 points djc6535

    Maybe I'm just a grumpy old man but all I see is the hope that another piece of garbage, which is what a glass bottle in the ocean is floats around the entire world.

    This is litter. A form of pollution. Sentimental pollution... but pollution all the same. And turning it into front page Reddit material will do nothing more than convince others to do the same.

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  • 23 points drc922

    She couldn’t do better than a hastily written message on a sheet of torn out notebook paper?

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    11 points No_Mood1492

    This is practically calligraphy for Oldham

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    3 points Fromonkey

    If it was legit, sure.

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  • 3 points XAMdG

    That is so cool, until that bottle ends up in the trash piles floating at sea.

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  • 4 points BrilliantCrow5928

    -1 Turtle 🐢

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  • 3 points Dr-Deadmeat

    not at all amazed, it would be illegal for me to do anything with it, except call the police (Denmark). by law this is considered the same as a corpse or parts of a corpse. it would totally ruin my day finding something like this.

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  • 11 points yvryllae

    Now I’m weirdly invested in this bottle

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    3 points bryman19

    Ultimate game of hide and seek

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  • 8 points zaplinaki

    Bro bottled his mum

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  • 3 points s13c

    Rumour has it just her left thigh is travelling the world

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  • 5 points justintime444

    Fake

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  • 5 points MeLlamoKilo

    17k upvotes on this literal garbage?

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  • 5 points Global_Criticism3178

    Good Lord. When I die, I hope no one turns me into litter.

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  • 10 points South_Buy_3175

    Isn’t this just spreading ashes with extra steps?

    And by steps I mean littering.

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  • 2 points Asriellian

    Oldham mentioned!!

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  • 2 points tripledigitonly

    Write the location and date of where you found it on the backside so that the person at the next destination knows the places she's visited.

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  • 2 points Major_Kyle

    Its 1/60th of her mom

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  • 6 points NGeoTeacher

    Ahh yes, pointlessly littering the ocean. Just what our planet needs.

    And she should be fined for littering.

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  • 3 points browsib

    The bottle was put in the sea in Skegness to "see where she ends up" ... the bottle was found on the same beach 12 hours later

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  • 3 points FranjoLasic

    Imagine if she was meant to go to heaven but now her soul is damned to forever be trapped in the endless void of ocean. Just going back and forth.

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  • 4 points LoneCornWhisperer

    Litter bug. (Throws it away)... (I cant read)

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  • 4 points Tyler_Durden69420

    Humans sure love any excuse to litter…

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  • 2 points Icy_Science1948

    it's cool and sweet , but for environment it's not

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  • 2 points stillbeard

    Litter...?

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  • 9 points B1TCA5H

    Quit littering.

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    13 points C7LS

    Thats glass and paper.. not plastic

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    24 points QPWOEIRUTYTURIEOWP

    It's fine to throw paper and glass in the sea?

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    14 points RosemaryBleeding

    Remind me again... what are all those beer bottles and fast food wrappers along the highway called?

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    3 points Katicflis1

    I believe it is called "décor"

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    14 points B1TCA5H

    Trash is trash.

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    5 points omfgeometry

    Cool then recycle it. The ocean doesn't want your trash

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  • 2 points Decent_Sky8237

    That’s probably the only chance ill get to do that too

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  • 2 points throwaway_faunsmary

    This is in r/BeAmazed but if you found this washed up on Brighton Beach I'm not amazed it traveled the from the UK. Wake me when you see it washed up in Australia or South Africa. Though I wouldn't beleve it wasn't carried, so in fact just nevermind.

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  • 2 points Sermagnas3

    If your spirit was actually tied to your ashes, being stuck in a bottle at sea sounds like turbo hell

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  • 5 points ScorchIsPFG

    Couldn’t bother to take her out while she was alive so let’s shove her in a bottle and get internet points

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  • 1 points sneak2001

    Me mum

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  • 1 points the_best_neighbour

    Write the date somewere

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  • 1 points Trick-Start3268

    Did she get her bottle license

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  • 1 points ComfortableTea__

    My dad found a bottle like this during his honeymoon and was super excited to read what it said. It said: "you will die of cancer".

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  • 1 points International_Pass58

    Imagine this ends up on the shores of North Sentinel Island.

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  • 1 points thehandthatcedes

    The cremated part shoud be in a little baggie or something. I'd be kind of upset if I found a message in a bottle, went to read it, and then realized that the powder coating the paper in my hands was a cremated person...

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  • 1 points Turbulent-Actuary724

    His mum can fit in that? Must be a tiny mum.

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  • 1 points Vice_X_X

    Man I need a bottle made of something that degrades in a few years and have this done to me. Any ideas?

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  • 1 points Roo-90

    Imagine if that part of the ash is just her mums toe or something. Funny to think about a toe travelling the world

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  • 1 points gloid_christmas

    Hopefully she doesn't end up in Philadelphia.

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  • 1 points Jamsedreng22

    In two weeks it'll land in Philadelphia and it's over.

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  • 1 points MattSantosBogProject

    I wouldn’t put my faith in strangers to either not dump the ashes by accident or throw out the bottle thinking it was litter.

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  • 1 points Charon_06

    Imagine someone opens it and tilts the bottle upside down to get the paper piece, spilling all the ashes

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  • 1 points skolnaja

    From the amount I'd say that's her leg travelling the world

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  • 1 points Habarer

    so i have to get your mum on my fingers first before realizing what i just did after getting the letter out of the bottle and reading it?

    really?

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  • 1 points DyKdv2Aw

    OP, you should probably get some people to translate into other languages for you 

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  • 1 points SomethingComesHere

    Trying to make it impossible for Sam and Dean to deal with those remains if mum gets angry about being tossed in the sea…

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  • 1 points aeromoon

    Cool but poorly executed if they are just gonna stuff that paper in there lol. Write the message on the bottle

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  • 1 points Own_Recommendation49

    r/untrustworthypoptarts

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  • 1 points SuzakkuuChase

    I hope a whale eats it

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  • 1 points Soziopath3000

    If someone throws this bottle into the ocean, someone else will find it on the nearest beach three days later. And that’s how an endless cycle begins.

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  • 1 points mewfour

    Should write in chinese as well

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  • 1 points Hydrofoiling

    I found ashes in a bottle 2 months ago. It was in a wine bottle, there was a rolled up dollar bill, a rolled up sandwich bag with white powder, and a rolled up note. I didn’t know what was in the bottle at first. My gf unrolled the bag with the powder and thought it might be drugs. I then unrolled the note and it was a heartfelt note of the guys mom who had set this bottle adrift. It’s so sad and he died so young, he was only 23. He also had passed in 2015 but she just set this bottle adrift in 2025, from Vancouver Island Canada.

    We’re on a rocky island, if the bottle had hit the shore with the wind and waves it would have surely smashed. It had an area on the back of the note to write the date and location it was found. There was noting on the outside to indicate it contained remains, it was literally a normal 750mL wine bottle with a cork.

    I’m not entirely sure how I feel about finding someone’s remains in a bottle. I hope it’s not a trendy thing that catches on. The surprise from “Oooo a message in a bottle with money!” to finding someone’s remains was a weird feeling. And if you’re going to do it, use waterproof paper or seal the paper in a bag, because it’s going to get damp. This note was already disintegrating. Anyways we added our location and set him back out to sea and I hope he travels as long as he can.

    Edit to add: I looked up his obituary online when we found the bottle, as I tried to find his mom to let her know he’s safe and had stopped at our island. RIP Dalton.

    https://www.rlfuneralchapel.com/guestbook/3296407

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  • 1 points raruna461

    This reminded me of something similar. I once found a battered postcard sealed in plastic washed up on a beach in Portugal. It had dates and short notes written in different handwriting, like people kept adding where they found it. Last entry was from somewhere in northern France. I added the location and the day, sealed it back up, and tossed it into the waves again. No idea where it went next, but it felt like being part of a quiet little relay across the ocean.

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  • 1 points Godess_Ilias

    where you found it `?

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  • 1 points SmallTawk

    not my proudest

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  • 1 points Far_Bicycle_2827

    The message is touching, but the idea behind it is not how the sea actually works. A glass bottle placed in the ocean is very unlikely to “travel the world.” Glass is heavy, and most bottles sink, break, or wash back onto nearby shores fairly quickly. pretty sure op or bbc news foound the bottle in a nearby UK shore and not accross the world.

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  • 1 points tirishanau

    Well of course it will it's written only in english

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  • 1 points CraigLake

    We found a letter n a bottle on a remote island in Alaska a few years ago. We got excited to read a message from a foreign land describing the perils of being shipwrecked.

    When we opened it the letter was written by a couple from California that was on a cruise and had put the bottle in the ocean about two miles from the island where we found it 😂.

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  • 1 points Spiritual_Freedom_15

    Well that’s a really bad way to preserve the ashes. Cause the moment some one sees it they will turn the bottle to get the message only to have a terrible realisation of what they just did.

    And scoop up some sand promptly after.

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  • 1 points EchoLoco2

    Lol people are gonna have to keep opening it to read it. It's gonna get loose from someone not closing it right and get water inside

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  • 1 points Ar3f_R

    Ashes? Nah more looks like sands from the beach

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  • 1 points Valuable_Ad9554

    I mean if you throw something into the sea the only place it's going to end up is right back on shore.

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  • 1 points FlorianFlash

    I know it's evil AF but uhm...: Take the ash out and put some sand in.

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  • 1 points markyoung0

    It will travel around the world, if it doesn’t end up in the trash.

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  • 1 points Akkoywolf

    r/untrustworthypoptarts

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  • 1 points NewPhoneNewAccunt

    If I had an upcoming flight I'd take it with me and throw it out in the ocean there.

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  • 1 points MayBlack333

    For a second I thought it was written by someone from my country (here "Cara" is slang for "dude")

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  • 1 points Eastiegirl333

    Write where you are on the back so others can see where she’s gone!

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  • 1 points justaheatattack

    Man arrested for littering....

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  • 1 points AccomplishedRole806

    I just add a half cig, she did like to smoke. Wright😊👍🏻

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  • 1 points flargenhargen

    put a URL on there with a site so people can show where it's been.

    also could ask people to bring it to new places and throw it in the sea there.

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  • 1 points Sajoiii

    Oh no the ocean is full of trash. Yet they're the ones making that.

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  • 1 points Vitev008

    Attach the note to the lid, otherwise it's just gonna get dumped out

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  • 1 points Bubbly-Travel9563

    I've found two messages in bottles growing up, one around the Columbia River Delta and the other in Puget Sound. I couldn't read most of the first one but I could read the country of origin & saw that it came from Ireland in the 90s. The second one was from Alaska which was less exciting lol. I grew up around Puget Sound and always wanted to find one with contact info to let them know where it wound up.

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  • 1 points don-paul-codio

    Sorry but.. how could your dad marry a bottle?.. ask for my friend

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  • 1 points NocoMonoco

    As a former resident of Oldham England, the best thing you can do is ensure it does not return there (shouldn’t be hard as we are nowhere near the sea or a deep river)

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  • 1 points drillpoint

    Let it land in America, it'll be pissed in

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  • 1 points Dandy_Tree_8394

    If you see this bottle make sure to clean up our ocean of all this trash

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  • 1 points EmberDione

    I'm sure all these posters complaining about littering are going to be composted and not cremated (aka burned) or buried (littering with more steps!)

    Also, I'm sure none of them have ever once thrown away anything at all!

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  • 1 points Sorry-Human

    Sorry but if I see this I’m throwing the ashes in the ocean and recycling the bottle.

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  • 1 points Wild-Advice-For-You

    This is littering.

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  • 1 points futaitenshin

    Write your country in the back of the paper if you found it.

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  • 1 points Zetsumenchi

    Sorry, stranger.

    But I don't litter.

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  • 1 points puaka

    It’s gonna real a couple hundred meter down river …

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  • 1 points InternationalRun7345

    They should write down the date to keep track of how long it’s been traveling.

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  • 1 points Diddlydom35

    If you haven't sent it out yet, use archival spray on the letter so that it lasts longer and it won't get as sun bleached as fast!

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  • 1 points GrandSyzygy

    People should write where and when they found it to track her journey

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  • 1 points saladmakear

    White ppl i swear

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  • 1 points AngelBryan

    It seem she didn't thought what would happen if someone who doesn't speak English picks it up.

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  • 1 points bsensikimori

    In before someone starts complaining about littering the ocean

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  • 1 points Oneironati

    My mom was cremated and I can tell you a human body generates a lot more ash than that

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  • 1 points Mixed_Feels

    Whoever's reading this now THOROUGHLY regretting racking up a line before checking the receipt.

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  • 1 points SecretDouble5560

    i hope this is only relative dude sent for swimmimg

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  • 1 points PoopCumlord

    Littering

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  • 1 points BraintumoredBadAss

    ❤️

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  • 1 points loquaciousx

    Where was it found?

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  • 1 points heidelroemer

    Should have put the ash in a ziplock bag.

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  • 1 points Imakesalsa

    Sad reality of most people this is their opportunity to see the world

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  • 1 points Majestic_Bit_5050

    Sorry, I'm not going to litter so If I meet your mum, she's going to the bin

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 1 points isendono

    Use UV light resistant ink, otherwise itd get bleached in a weeks time.

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  • 1 points ContextContent9655

    I would pee in it

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  • 1 points Sad_Act_7882

    Place the ashes in a small bottle inside the glass bottle

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