Hello Facebook, I see some AITA posts here and never thought I'd write one myself LOL (Love our Lord)
Yesterday I (85M) broke down my neighbor (27M)'s door because I thought I saw a NES (2007 c*nsole from S*ntendo) on his living room table. When I entered his (27M) living room (15 square meters) I saw that it was just a grey vintage (1960s) phone. I apologized to my (85M) neighbor (27M) but he said I (85M) have to pay for the door (300$)!
I think I had probable cause and therefore I am not at fault so I ain't paying him. So Facebook:
Am I the Angel???
Yeah you are the angel he should pay you his month's salary for being so caring about him
Thank you, I will tell him when I see him again. He wants us to communicate via lawyers now, but I think a stern face to face talk and a handshake afterwards can clear the air between us after he agrees to pay me back.
-Hermann, sent from iCoalshft
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Those god damn video game lovers, they're trying to make us dumb
You and we both know the truth
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The Constitution says you can go in if you see or hear a suspected crime on the premises. Ever since President Melissa outlawed g#ming, this is a fact.
Alas, we didn't have that law back in the day. Back in my detective days, me and my cop buddies would go door to door in the neighborhood and pretend to hear the sounds of a murder, in order to search the house for g#mes and destroy them LOL.
YTA (you're the angel)! Tell him if he wants $300 he can earn it the old fashioned way: shoveling snow off the sidewalk for $1 per house.
- Old Gerald
Thank you for the comment and confirming my feeling that I am in the right. I'll print out your comment and show it to the police should they come knocking.
-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft
YTA (You're the Angel). If that had been a Sony NES it could have caused irreparable harm to that young man. He should be thanking you. Your neighbor is Not the Angel, because he should get off his lazy backside and fix his door. That kind of laziness and his response suggests to me he is secretly a g#mer and is hiding his Play Box somewhere else in the home. I suggest going back for a more thorough search.
-Arty from Saskatoon
Not all heroes wear capes.
Well, you could go inside the house and inspect the object if you disguised as a plumber.