Every year I plan for a sacred medical ritual, my prostate exame with my MALE doctor. I shower, shave, and put on my cleanest, tightest Wrangler jeans so our moment together is special. Doctors spend YEARS training and learning how to hit my prostate in the right spot. Often I have returned the favour after yhe exam is over.
Now g#mers can pretend to be experts and give fake exams any time they please. How dare they take away the special annual bond that two MEN, doctor and patient, can share!
-Arty from Saskatoon
G#mers got the whole room wrong too. They put a Snellen chart where the picture of a muscular man wearing nothing but a cowboy hat would be.
- Old Gerald
As a proud doctor who's gotten his degree from Jarhead Medical School, and after handling multiple prostate exams and colonoscopies (even when they weren't necessary) I must say I am OFFENDED that g@mers have the audacity to mock my profession in such a DISGUSTING way! We must report this to our great Health Secretary PRONTO!