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I’m afraid I can’t do that

I here West of the Mississippi, it's marketed as Lil Dicky.

Nothing I love more than a good old shower with Dave...

I love to wash with Dave, aka Little Dicky!

Try shore deodorant with sphinx body wash

Is that a tongue?!

“Dave’s not here man!”

Dave