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  • The funny thing is the article you are linking to doesn't support your claim that Trump faked it. I'm not a Trump supporter at all, but this is asinine.

    Reddit in general is asinine

    Trump gave his daughter's asinine

    You’re an idiot but I did chuckle

    This comment deserves ALL the upvotes!

    Lot of false accusations and misinformation on Reddit . Lot of activism and debate mentality . Reddit is the worst to have rational argumentation, dialogue instead of debate .

    It turns automatically into insult and false statements, misinformation, sensationalism /clickbait etc…

    Yup.. I was trying to comment that Berwyn IL is a shit hole and then some dude bashed my dad for “living with hookers and drug dealers” like wtf?

    lmao, that is funny though

    Bro, that sucks man. Your dad sounds like a good parents, just doing his best and Berwyn? Pft outta here with that place!!

    I visited a friend in Berwyn back in the 90s. It was better than the red state I live in. Had a bunch of Volkswagons on a shishkabob. I liked it.

    It’s terrible now. My comment was that hookers, drug dealers and gang members walk the streets like it’s no big deal. Honestly I didn’t live in the greatest neighborhood in Tomball when I visited him and I was legit scared getting gas there. Plus I got harassed numerous times for cigs and money. On top of that.. the blues and reds were playing basketball. My dad said he thought they teamed up because there was some other “stuff” moving into the neighborhood they were trying to defend. It was pretty nuts.

    Anyway.. they sold their badass Victorian house and move way further north to get away from it all.

    Reading these stuff remind me my oldest brother’s childhood friend . His family was living in the same place for 400 years in France , and with immigration and delinquencies , their village changed too much and wasn’t safe anymore.

    They forced themselves to stay longest possible cause their ancestors been here for so long .

    But eventually they sold their house and left cause it was getting too dangerous.

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    Im not American but sometimes I feel the educated ones also are often very dumb . I met some really arrogant and dumb ones in universities, and media as well .

    Always very manichean and simplistic and we always being put in a box /team .

    Tbf, most college aged American kids are kinda dumb (to include myself at the time).

    So much so (at least for guys) that it has become something of a celebrated and ingrained part of our culture over the last 75+ years or so.

    Combined with the fact that guys were limited to a well worn rotation of maybe 6, 7 different personality choices to work with up into the late 90's or early 2000's - it's no wonder we're #1!

    There was a massively upvoted post of some quack claiming Trump had 6-8 months left to live. I forget the subreddit but it was a bunch of people not even refuting the source or info given, many were happy (which I understand). I looked it up on google the next day and it was someone who isn’t even a doctor just making stupid claims and getting many peoples hopes up.

    I thought about it some today and no fucking way would Trump ever let info about him possibly dying ever be public. He’d ride that all up until he croaks

    Everything you just said, I’ve tried and it’s impossible lol

    Don’t you dare tell anyone your opinion or you will get blocked. I got blocked on a page for saying that the Republicans, because of all the craziness, will most likely enjoy 12 to 16 years in the White House. That’s it. Blocked.

    Super Reddit move. People will disagree with me, call me names, but block me so they can continue to harass me and I can’t do anything. That is why I have a back up account now. The level of pettiness of those types of people is amazing. But should be expected. People believe if you don’t reply that the other person won the argument.

    On the other side if the coin, Trump was supposedly shot on July 13th. I visited my brother who lives near the woods and I got bug bites on July 25th. Trump was on video speaking at a conference for black journalists on August 3rd, and during the entire interview, his “damaged” ear was camera facing the entire time. Those bug bites took 2.5 months to heal on my ankles.

    I am half his age.

    Evander Holyfield has his ear bitten by Mike Tyson when I was in high school, and this has cauliflower ear.

    But Trump miraculously healed in just a couple of weeks. Cartilage just simply doesn’t heal like that, and most definitely not for a geriatric.

    That’s what I find to be the most asinine.

    Reddit is mostly AI generated click bait. Not quite the same thing as faking an assassination attempt which resulted in multiple deaths.

    Well, I kinda believe the video that shows right after the shooting the secret service ushers reporters to a spot while you can see the flag being moved into position then they pick trump up and he raises fist with flag above him. In an active shooting they are surrounding him and dragging him out. It was definitely a staged event for the maga.

    Well, I mean, did you see the response and engagement time of the Secret Service (counter) sniper?

    Add in the fact he was firing a .300 Win Mag cartridge, and it was rather apparent rather quickly just how eliminated the threat really was.

    (Granted, no one had any basis for assuming the gunman was a lone attacker in real time-So it's still either a complete collapse and failure of OpSec, or those involved in the immediate aftermath were operating with different intelligence).

    Not just that but he wouldn't have a right ear anymore. That's the biggest giveaway

    And murdered 3 people in the process.

    You liberals are mental cases.

    Release the Epstein files.

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    Who cares? Release the files now

    Because they were sealed by court order until after the election doofus.

    Your ignorance is tedious. The last time the Dems "controlled everything" was '21-'23, The docs were sealed.

    • They doc were sealed while the maxwell trial was ongoing
    • Jan 24: They were first unsealed. The GOP controlled the House.
    • Jan 25: The DOJ declassified the "first phase". Biden is gone.

    But more significantly

    • Biden didn't run on releasing the files
    • Biden is not implicated as child rapist, or accomplice to prolific child sexual abuse.

    If this case is prosecuted more Dems that Reps will go down. No more protecting child rapists and their accomplices. Get off your knees and demand justice.

    Why dont you want them released?

    When you try diverting attention away from this administration releasing the Epstein files it makes you sound like you support Pedophilia! Thought you should know.😉

    What about! What about! What about! I didn't know if one person did something bad it meant I could too.

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/6/fact-check-did-democrats-take-action-over-epstein-case-transparency

    I'm not happy with Dems on this either. They were pussies about a ton of things BUT Republicans ran on it. Trump ran on it. He backed out after they said those files were ready to go on their desk. Why?

    Either Trump is implicated or a ton of Trump and/or Republican allies are implicated. Either way, it's being deliberately withheld by the current admin. that is fact.

    innocent people don't make every excuse in the book to stop pedophiles and sex traffickers from being outed.

    I hope they do I can laugh at both sides for it not going how they think it will. Burn it all down.

    100%. I don't care who is on that list. No matter how beloved. Burn it all down. I agree. We need a reset

    Oh you don't think that Ivana just fell down the stairs, and Epstein just hung himself, do you?

    That was a wild thing to witness

  • From the article:

    No credible evidence supports the claim that Trump used a blood capsule or staged the assassination attempt. Likewise, no proof exists that crane operators lowered a large American flag for Trump as part of a planned photo opportunity to accompany his raised-fist gesture while leaving the scene, despite rumors spreading online.

    The fact that you got downvotes for posting a quote from the article they don’t like is WILD

  • What has this got to do with Florida?!

    Mods, where are you?!

    This whole forum has been taken over by these idiots that want to try to get rid of President Trump.

    I think most of America wants to get rid of him.

    Heck, why would you want someone that chose to take over capitol by sending goons be your President?

    He has made money on crypto and other grifting schemes and fucked up our trade policies, did nothing to improve our economy.

    I'm trying to decide how evil and stupid you'd have to be to NOT want to get rid of him

    I'm guessing youre a little faschy. Not sure why you'd want everyone to know that. But, hey, being proud of being a horrible person is.... something... I guess

    Cant wait for your enlightened response. Please tell me how turning the country fascist is a good thing. I'm all ears.

    Define facist. Then we can go from there.

    A fascist is someone who believes in fascism, a far-right political ideology that emphasizes a powerful, dictatorial leader, extreme nationalism, suppression of opposition, and the belief that the individual should be subordinate to the state. It's a form of government that prioritizes the nation, often at the expense of individual rights, and is characterized by a militaristic, highly regimented society.

    That's Premier Dick-tator wannabe Trump, groper of children and tax evasions, con artist and grifter to you sir!

  • The mods are letting the bot run free meanwhile I got suspended for saying the word “retard”. (They’ll probably get me again for it now too).

    Say it 3x in front of a mirror and an orange clown will pop up behind you. Either that or Rob Schneider.

    You can’t let them dull your edge! Say it even more! Embrace your label!

    Might have people following you around reporting everything you post.

    I have pissed off enough people on Reddit (mainly right wingers) that they would follow me and report anything I did.

    Very possible. I did have a liberal guy one time going through my comment history replying to me in numerous subs. But I don’t remember what I said to him that had him going through my stuff, but I just blocked him.

    Well... You shouldn't say that word... Why do you want to say it?

    Gotta say “regard” homie

    They can’t silence me and my nono word!

    I had a dude get pissed and tell me he was removing me from r/FuckGregAbbot. Guessing he broke a rule cause he’s the one that got removed.

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    I’m starting to think isn’t the bribes, it’s that they are both threatened by the same rich and powerful people.

    Did you read the article?

    It says how the claim that it's fake is false lmao. 

  • Mods are fucking useless

  • You graduated from reddit university didn't you

  • I swear I could create a Web site where an expert says there's a secret conspiratorial ocean in the middle of Nebraska and I could sell these people the oceanfront property and make a fortune.

  • A bot and the mods do nothing to stop them

  • People believe that he bruises from handshaking, but his ear magically healed with zero evidence of a healing wound. Nothing a few days after. No scar. Nothing at all. It just went away.

    I nicked my ear two weeks ago and still have a scab and if I touch it it starts to bleed ears take a long time to heal

    I hope you have a 8-1/2 x 11 sized bandage to cover it, so everyone knows you're injured.

    And he never bitched about what happened ? He’s a professional victim

    The whole thing was suspicious to me but this is what makes me 100% sure it was staged. If someone ACTUALLY tried to assassinate him, he’d never shut up about it. It’d be his favorite talking point.

    I didn’t read the article but it was in the news that so many people tried to tell the police someone was on the roof and they just ignored it. Then trump gets shot and he’s pumping his fist. If this was real the secret service would not have even let trump stand up like he did. It was quite a performance. The video of trump speech was cycling through the news constantly and I stopped watching trump and started watching the people behind him and a woman was looking in the direction of the shot before it even happened and I wondered if she was in on it.

    And this article is laughably stupid with it's attempt to refute the claims by Duane Lee Proctor.

    The claim: "Notice there is 'NO BLOOD' in his Hair behind his ear!!"

    The refutation: "the same photo used in the meme clearly shows blood near and above Trump’s ear."

    Do these dipshits not know the difference between behind and near?

    The claim is that "A Bullet moving Front to Rear would leave a blood blowback" as in imagine if the ear were a spray bottle pointed backwards at the bullet path and you squeezed the handle. Where would the blood go? It would go backwards and fan out a little bit in a cone following the trajectory of the bullet.

    As we can all clearly see form the picture, the blood is directly next to the ear and it is not in fact behind the ear as you would expect if it was pushed by a fast moving projectile.

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    If you think the billionaire class wouldn't kill thousands of us to keep their stranglehold on the wealth in the country your nuts. They kill 100k+ a year to hold on to the for profit medical system.

    Those people DID get shot.

    No one believes otherwise. Yes, they got shot. Yes, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. (Moreso than any other Trump event)

    Release the Epstein Files

    They got shot.

    Trumps ear got an abrasion from being tackled to the ground and he milked it.

    People acting like that piece of shit wasn’t capable of sacrificing some of his ball gaggers 😂 bro killed his wife for a tax break

    The tax break was a bonus. He killed her because her NDA was about to expire.

    And she’s not buried at his golf course either.

    Do you really think these are the only 2 people Trump has ever had killed. If it’s not good for him he cares nothing.

    Do you think Trump or anyone in his circle would give a damn about a dead firefighter and two wounded bystanders?

    This is such a weird take. Trump is willing to rape dozens of minors, throw thousands of people into concentration camps, and kill millions through cutting Medicaid.

    But one firefighter? He would never do that that!

    Right? Like he gives two shits bout anyone but himself

    If anything, the unintended murder of his firefighting flunkie only got Donald more votes 🤷‍♀️

    I'm sure there's MAGAts out there that wish they could have caught that bullet themelves to prove their ultimate loyalty

    Lol the MF bodied the other MF with whom he shared a "wonderful secret" ffs

    That firefighter and anyone else harmed was just a happy accident to him

    They were considered necessary sacrifices for getting Orangeman back in the White House, along with the poor schlub that they had pull the trigger.

  • What does this have to do with "Ask Florida"?

    Maybe they should change the sub name to Florida Man. That helped me understand Florida.

    I thought this was a Reddit for sending questions to Florida Evans from the TV series Good Times.

    r/AskFlorida is Reddit's one stop shop for questions about the sunshine state, answered by the residents!

    But, hey.... Here we are.

    Where is mar a lago?

    All of Reddit is just TDS at this point

  • Not Florida related.

    It pertains to the most high profile resident of your state

    Reddit desperately stretches everything to make it make sense to talk about trump because it's all you can do. "Oh, he's a resident of Florida so we can keep talking about him in the most unrelated way possible."

  • You should post on a Reddit conspiracy theory thread not Ask Florida.

  • People who must be in on the conspiracy:

    The shooter, Trump, Trump’s staff, a dozen career secret service agents, local police, doctors, nurses, hospital staff, and FBI investigators.

    They’re all conspiring together and keeping it secret from you.

    Can’t forget the dead father either, anyone that actually thinks trump “staged” an assassination where someone behind him got killed is smoking copium.

    You’re correct. Everyone in on the conspiracy would have agreed to being part of a conspiracy to commit first degree felony murder. Everyone in on the conspiracy would be risking life in prison if one person talked.

    I'm going to start this by saying I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist. I also fucking despise Trump. People didn't want a conservative or republican, they wanted a pos that said pos things and that's what they got. That being said, I think the only real conspiracy you could actually take from this is that, if anything, the secret service were 100% going to let him get shot. They had all the time in the world to stop that shooter, and they just didn't. I think if there was a plan here, it was a plan to get trump killed and he survived by the grace of God.

    EDIT: Just so everyone knows, I don't like him but I am 100% against the assassination of elected officials. It is categorically evil and against the democratic way of life.

    I remember when saying there was an elite prostitution network with minors pedo stuff etc with royal families and important people, politics business etc… It was called far right conspiracy theories.

    Now people finally talk Epstein. Creepy joe nickname was for weird sniffing and touching kids from Biden, Trump like bill gates always had connections with rich guys like Epstein. Not proof of anything yet but being in connection with Epstein is redflag .

    If you repeat and teach philosophers like Plato , Aristotle , Rousseau etc… Outside academic environments and hiding the names of authors you could mistake it with conspiracy theories.

  • This is what happens when you only read the headline before deciding that it supports your agenda and you repost an article that doesn't support your conspiracy theory.

    95% of the world man

  • Yeah. I'll believe a 'news' site that was obviously named by a cat.

    Well I have to admit, I’ve never put any credibility behind a “news” site named for a Fox.

    As well you shouldn't.

  • Show the video again where they ushered in photographers to get “the shot”

  • But liberals will eat it up. They’ll believe crap like this from this hack when there’s actual evidence that Obama and company faked the Russia hoax. They’re their own worst enemy.

  • What does a conspiracy theory have to do with ask Florida

  • OP is a bot account. Do yourself a favor and block these guys.

  • TDS THRIVES IN REDDIT LAND. It’s really messed up

  • Are we doing this again? JFC.

  • I'm all for asking questions, but this is literally the opposite of what the article said.

  • I come to Reddit for the good jokes…

  • No shit Sherlock nothing wrong with his ear and they don’t grow back lying cheat

  • Completely Fake!

  • Wisconsinte checking in. Ya'll okay?

  • Trump won. I will vote for him again in ‘28.

  • Anyone who is still in the trump camp and believes the GOP is still a legitimate constitution abiding party is off their nut!

  • Hahaha that L in November broke you all. You have become Qanon 🤣

  • This rage bait gets posted when they know we are winning. Truth is the dems tried to assassinate Trump and failed. They fail at everything. Ever notice how they only complain about Trump and never have solutions for anything!? Let them keep looking like fools.

    Ya the deep state tried to assassinate trump with - checks notes - "a 18 year old MAGA who was known to be a terrible shot?"

    The perfect crime.

    A MAGA who donated to democrats...

  • The fireman took one for the team...

  • Gaslighters gaslighting.

  • You know a guy with a family died right

    You know they'll want to forget that part cuz it doesn't fit into the scenario they want everybody to believe.

    Or they’ll say Trump actually hired that kid to shoot at him and miss and doesn’t care that a firefighter got killed.

    Which is equally deranged

    Imagine thinking Trump could perfectly plan and time dodging a 2500mph bullet. They are beyond delusional.

  • You may have TDS

  • So did your Mom.

  • I mean, the fact that Trump whines about everything but never talks about being shot at - is enough to be suspicious. Then there's all the physical evidence that doesn't match the reality of a near miss with a high powered rifle. Either it's a miracle or its fake. I'll let you make your own decision

    THIS! He never talks about it. Something about the whole thing stinks to high heaven

  • Well that shooters head wound didn’t look fake. The firefighters family didn’t think it was fake.

    You guys are just disgruntled that the gunman was giving every opportunity to succeed and still fucked it up like everything else. The more you guys go after Trump the stronger he and his base gets it’s like you didn’t learn anything from 2016

  • This is why the democrat party is hemorrhaging voters. Keep up the good work I guess.

  • This is perfectly emblematic of the unhinged people on this sub and Reddit generally. Congratulations for outing yourselves.

  • God Reddit is worse than CNN and the fake BS they spew too. Go touch grass.

  • Are you getting a sufficient supply of blood to your brain?

  • Be sure to change out your drool cup often. They can grow mold in the Florida humidity.

  • This is the post of something whose party is falling tremendously.

  • 8/26/25 8:48am Trump is still your President 🇺🇸🫡🦅 😂

  • He could have taken a bullet to the chest and survived and you nut jobs would still say he faked it. Our only chance at surviving as a nation is somehow removing the ability of liberals to vote.

  • And yet , there are leftists that will actually believe this as much as they believed the Russia hoax 🙄

  • the libs are delusional -no wonder they oppose lunatic asylums reopening

  • If that's the point you're trying to make then you should've read the whole article. We know it was fake, but your article goes the wrong way.

  • Imagine being this fucking stupid or a bot.

  • This is why the left is a complete joke and no one takes you seriously. Keep chalking crosswalks.

    You’re referring to the memorial where dozens of gay people were murdered, your governor approved the memorial, the department of transportation participated in its design, and then your governor went back on his prior decision once he realized he could gay bash in public?

    Chalking crosswalks or defending pedophiles...

    I'll take my crosswalks. Thx

  • Isn’t anyone suspicious that the shooter was never really identified or that we know barely anything about home? Come ppl, yall got to stop taking things at face value. Or you scared to learn the truth?

  • Another case of extreme TDS. Get back on your meds, grandpaw!

  • Florida related in that majority of Floridians were fucking dumb enough to believe it ever happened

  • Trumps “assassination” was actually a photo op.

    The shooter was a die-hard fan, willing to give his life.

    No bullet hit his ear, as evidenced by the injury, and also miraculously fast week long healing.

    No Secret service would ever allow him to stand for a photo op after a shooting.

    The blood was either from him hitting in on the secret service belt, or a blood pack.

    In the video, the Secret service are already aiming at the shooter long before the shot is fired.

    Many people reported the shooter long before the shot.

    The trajectory of the bullet that killed the man in stands was not correct to have hit his ear.

    And now there is a new video that has been released. Evidence of the photographers being ushered in? And the flag put in place for the photo op!?

    There is just too much proof that this was simply staged.

    Least moronic redditor

    People who must be in on the conspiracy:

    The shooter, Trump, Trump’s staff, a dozen career secret service agents, local police, doctors, nurses, hospital staff, and FBI investigators.

    They’re all conspiring together and keeping it secret from you.

  • It is obvious that the “assassination attempt “ was fake. This is old news.

  • I’m not a conspiracy person… but the series of events were way weird.

    1. People trying to get the police do something about the shooter on building. “Hey Hey there’s a guy with a riffle on the roof”
    2. Secret service allowing for a fist photo op.
    3. Ear healing over night with zero scar.
    4. Witnessing the Reagan attempt then this one…very theatrical.

    These were the things I thought were so odd.

  • This just in... Republicans are stupid.

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Nah. Trump is old school and he would do it the way old school wrestlers would do it: with a razor blade.

    He would give himself a nick and let the blood flow out naturally. Lots of vessels in the ear and it would bleed nicely.

    Do I think this actually happened? No. That's a heck of a ploy to let some goon shoot at you, I don't think Trump would take such a risk. At that point in the election it wasn't necessary. He knew he was going to win so why bother?

  • He obviously was not hit with a bullet, but others in the crowd were. Trump was hit with glass. He refused to release the hospital report because it would confirm that he was hit with glass.

  • Lmao the libtards have now become the conspiracy whack jobs and the conservatives have become based 🤣..god i love this timeline

  • tRump: “ I love the poorly educated “ ie: his cult

  • Who is down voting these funny comments?