does she need plan b?
  • 40 points MountainChannel9574

    Everything reminds me of her.

    parent
  • 18 points Mobile_Aioli_6252

    Ectoplasm - your tire is haunted

    parent
    5 points JackpineSavage74

    Randy!?

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    5 points YogurtWenk

    This is cum 😐

    parent root
    4 points Mobile_Aioli_6252

    Randy Marsh!

    parent root
  • 13 points ComprehensiveApple14

    Nah it's fine she's wearing at least 4 rubbers.

    parent
  • 9 points Just_A_Lucky_Guy469

    After that creampie she needs Plan B,C,D,E,F, AND G.

    parent
  • 8 points Novel-Education-2687

    Your mom will know how to clean that all up

    parent
  • 4 points az_tom

    Somone played with it too long.

    parent
  • 4 points VegetableAd4016

    Rinse her out with some 91 octane and she’s ready to roll

    parent
  • 3 points -iamLEEROYJENKINS

    you can smash, just dont put your mouth there...

    parent
  • 3 points Kevelle68

    Fixaflat goo.

    parent
  • 2 points Some_Direction_7971

    Tire cum, you got them excited taking those turns to quickly!

    parent
  • 2 points jasonsong86

    No she needs some antibiotics.

    parent
  • 2 points One_Evil_Monkey

    "Does she need a plan B?"

    Nah, I plan 2 B taking care of it even though Maury proved I am NOT the father.

    parent
  • 2 points Opening_Track5674

    Didn’t you check the Load rating ?

    parent
  • 1 points Falltedtangent

    NNNNUUUUUTTTTT!

    parent
  • 1 points Bushleal

    She needs to stop driving

    parent
  • 1 points jonny555555551

    White shoe glue

    parent
  • 1 points Agitated_Carrot9127

    S p o o o. G

    parent
  • 1 points Ok_Advantage_6198

    Would*

    parent
  • 1 points artificerone

    ALIEN SEAL

    parent
  • 1 points 4eyedbuzzard

    Ectojism

    parent
  • 1 points CheesyDanny

    Men have a built in fix-a-flat. If your able to find where your tire is leaking, just cum on the hole and the flat is fixed.

    parent
  • 1 points Affectionate-Mud-726

    Wheel

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  • 1 points bigdixinyabumbum

    Cum tire

    parent
  • 1 points Swazec59

    I can smell this picture

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    1 points JBtheDestroyer

    Yeah either way you look at it.

    parent root
  • 1 points reav11

    Whale sperm.

    We use them as whale "C" rings before installing as the sperm they produce is unmatched as a lubricant.

    Sperm_oil

    parent
  • 1 points ObiWanDillDoughy

    Slime

    parent
  • 1 points JBtheDestroyer

    What I can I say..... I can't pull out of a driveway.....

    parent
  • 1 points Strikereleven

    There's creams for that

    parent
  • 1 points Best_Butterscotch292

    Guess she ran out of fix-a-flat and figured any goo would work.

    parent
  • 1 points krakzy

    last tire guy got a bit too excited, it seems

    parent
  • 1 points Batallion_500

    Tire sealant or a puncture repair kit is useful if you get a flat tire on the road and don't have a spare.

    After using it, the tire is ruined because the sealant eventually eats away at the tire.

    parent
  • 1 points LefsaMadMuppet

    The morning after prom.

    parent
  • 1 points Intelligent-North957

    Tire goo ,seals from the inside.

    parent
  • 1 points The_Dingman

    Not everyone uses a shoe box...

    parent
  • 1 points Fuzzywalls

    Don't you seal your tires with Elmer's?

    parent
  • 1 points True-Bandicoot3880

    Your tire is going to have another tire in 9 months

    parent
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