Does anyone know the source of this sound?
  • 11 points MT-JJ

    Sounds like it’s coming from your car possibly

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  • 7 points IWouldntIn1981

    Id recognize the sound of your mom's vibrator anywhere.

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  • 3 points Electronic_Tear2546

    Its the flux capacitor fluxing

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  • 2 points JayBeePH85

    Theres a drone following you 🤣

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    2 points Useful_Mastodon_343

    i knew i wasn’t crazy

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  • 2 points FredIsAThing

    Your car! What do I win?

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  • 2 points jasonsong86

    Cooling fan?

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  • 2 points One_Evil_Monkey

    My guess is you need to take the baseball card out of your spokes and get something with a real engine.

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    1 points Useful_Mastodon_343

    yes let me ask the fairy to give me a better car

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    1 points One_Evil_Monkey

    It's near Christmas... ask Santa and maybe the elves will build you one.

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    2 points Relevant-Kangaroo327

    No no the elves in the North Pole don’t do cars any more then was sent over to the South Pole elves, different department

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    1 points One_Evil_Monkey

    Aww crap... how the hell do I get an actual representitve?!

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    1 points Relevant-Kangaroo327

    Well since Josh left it went to hell doubt anyone will answer the phone now

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    1 points One_Evil_Monkey

    Dammit... Josh is gone? Can't even dial zero to get a supervisor now? Hell in a hand basket... guess they killed Kenny too?

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    1 points Relevant-Kangaroo327

    Kenny pulled the locks out of his lift and let a car drop on him after HR fired Josh for whistle blowing saftey issues

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    1 points One_Evil_Monkey

    Well that sounds about right. Poor Kenny.

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  • 2 points Socal_Cobra

    It's your alternator. Time to replace it.

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  • 2 points AutoCheeseDispenser

    The Carfax machine

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  • 4 points DeeEmm

    My phone!

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    2 points BigBubbaMac

    No it coming from mine.

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    2 points DeeEmm

    What?! Yours too? Weird.

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  • 1 points BrizKriz

    You obviously parked over someone’s electric weed whacker

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  • 1 points Verlin_Wayne

    Goat powered?

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  • 1 points NoSupermarket9009

    Industrial strength vibratory device, it just needs more lube

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  • 1 points Inevitable-Jump-6663

    Alternator or cooling fan

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  • 1 points Parking-Mess-66

    The dildo under the seat

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  • 1 points Rare-Bird-4353

    Car cicadas, they come out every 5 or 6 years to mate with your transmission.

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