Oh my god I remember this one. Let me see if I can find my ridiculous comment from back then.
Edit: FOUND IT.
My drunk ass boyfriend said he had sex with over 200 girls. He said he was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think……
(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 girls = a new girl every 7.3 days. Since he said 200 we’ll round it off a new girl every 7 days. There was a leap year in there anyways.
Given that he had sex with a girl an average of three times and the average vaginal depth is 4-8 inches long when aroused (we’ll average to 6 inches) and he only takes 3 thrusts to cum, we’re looking at…
3 thrusts x 3 times per girl x 12 inches (6 in and 6 out) = 108 inches of vagina per week. 108 inches of vagina x 208 weeks = 22,464 inches of vagina = 0.355 miles of vagina.
I got on my wetsuit and oxygen tank and went diving to a depth of 0.355 miles and thought about vaginas being stacked opening to cervix. That’s how much vagina he has been in. He isn’t my boyfriend anymore. I’m now dating 200 women.
That one was a total oversight on my part lol. I do know the difference (though I don’t think any kind of specialized gas mixture would save her from certain death at that depth), I was just too focused on shitposting to think it through.
I had that mostly because it was in the original post, but you make a good point! Maybe our body count-obsessed meme girl doesn’t have to get crushed to death by the ocean 😂
Thinking about all the dicks his girlfriend received made him realise he was gay. They split on amicable terms, and now he has a boyfriend. Everyone is still friends.
His next post talked about the note he left her, I’ll summarize it
My beloved, you know my desire for pure equality, I once thought we were perfectly even, but alas I have found a thing that you are far superior in, this vexes me, I shall return soon once we have been evened out, I shall call for you once I am complete, please have a donut pillow and tums ready for me when I return. I love you my dear
“Alright let’s get this gangbang started. We need over ten miles of cock people. Energy drinks and gatorade are on the right. We have resting places all along the edges. I need a third of a mile off of each of you to make this work. Stay hydrated and rest as you need to but I need a solid effort. Take a breather but be ready to step up again when needed. No one leaves until I have taken 11 miles of cock so I can look my girlfriend in the eyes with pride again. Alright, who’s up first?”
Men are men, I've managed to give a blowbang to I think 20ish guys in a previous life that took no special arrangements or effort beyond the physical on my part.
My eye was caught by the art video, which I looked up and watched. It's weird and disturbing, and very well made. I want nothing to do with that video ever again, but I do have a feeling many guys like oop would detest being associated with modern art.
Also, apparently the video is named after a tool called an orifice conditioning plate, which is just too funny in the context of this misogynistic meltdown.
One would need the average tribological resistance between vagina and dick to calculate the amount of stress. But also the average repair rate of the Collagen proteins forming the vaginal canal as an opposition process and then finally normalise it per average interval of inter course.
Hard data to obtain. A modelling approach might be feasible but honestly empiric data would be more reliable
(Idk I just make up stuff here)
The vagina is pretty elastic and muscular tbh I think that taking dick on a daily basis and expect it to be looser is like thinking your intestine is going to be looser for taking so much shit.
But yeah I thought this guy was going to impress us
Wouldn’t that depend heavily on lubrication, or lack thereof? If you just jam it in there without any preparation or attraction, you can certainly do some damage.
Given the post, this situation might be more of a Ben Shapiro version than the original.
I have the impression that not even porn actors, who have more stamina than average, take that many thrusts to cum. Although it would be harder to count just from videos because, sometimes, the thrust would be either in the actress's mouth or in someone's hand.
They absolutely aren’t. Apart from anything else, he’s calculating each thrust as all the way in the entire measureable length of the dick, and then all the way out again. That’s not really what happens.
Aaaaand I’ve already thought about this more than I’m comfortable with.
That said, it's a wild way to look at sex. I feel like I would love this analogy if it weren't for all the misogyny. Like, if a friend with no understanding of boundaries came up to me and was like "dude I calculated how much dick I've taken this year and it's enough to go to the moon!" Same energy as "bro look at the size of this dump I took!" Happy for you. Now put your phone away.
Assuming this is all true (sure…), I don’t understand the idea that someone having had lots of past sexual partners and still choosing to be with you is somehow a bad thing. Take it as a compliment that you were awarded Best in Show by a very experienced judge.
It can be bad if the person treats it as "I've had all my fun and explored all the things I want to explore" and then just isn't interested in any kind of sexual exploration at all with the current partner.
But that's more due to incompatible desires than the actual body count.
It's not a problem on its own, but it can exacerbate insecurities or frustration with other issues. I'm not saying this as a "well he's got a point" cause he doesn't. Just pointing out some ways this can add to valid strain on a relationship.
As someone with a math degree the most heinous part of this is all the fluff he does with per week calculations when he has the body count already. He could just do (body count x dick length x thrusts) and simplify the solution.
He's not only fragile in his sexuality, he's also very bad at maths and knows very little about how sex works. His ex won in more than one way by the end of the relationship.
The amount of censored words in this made this a pain to read. Not blaming OP btw. Also this attitude could easily be flipped on slutty straight dudes by swapping penises for vaginas lol
misogyny aside, 200 partners is a huge red flag for any new partner. that's an indication of sex addiction, and a sign of a much deeper underlying problem. it would be just as weird for a man or nb to have that many partners, except sex workers
meeting a total stranger every week and putting yourself in an extremely vulnerable position with them is a sign of serious mental health issues. I would feel uncomfortable having a stranger come over for tea every week.
I regularly hook up. Multiple times a week. I get tested, I take my preventative meds. I feel like the amount of times I truly felt unsafe is probably 10 or less. It is definitely personal preference for sure (and unfortunately gender impacts it), but hardly unsafe if you handle it in an appropriate way.
There's plenty of it... Search up compulsive sexual behavior disorder. Having a new sexual partner each week is highly unusual and has a very high chance of having lots of negative consequences on the person's longterm mental health. The general attitude here that this is just a quirky way of living and not a sign that something deeper is amiss in that person's life is really weird, to put it midly.
You're making unproven assumptions that a person is showing compulsive behaviour instead of just having fun. It's the compulsion that gets in the way of other responsibilities, friendships, relationships etc that causes the negative consequences on the person's mental health. Not the having sex part.
And if you actually read that article you'd know that that diagnosis requires that the sexual behaviour causes health problems. Nowhere does it say that hooking up once a week is certain or even likely to cause such problems.
Honestly? I am on the side of the guy here. If I hear that someone had 200 sex partners, then at the very least this will raise suspicions and questions. Not that I would hate them and call them anything but I would also not enter in a relationship with them.
Over four years of college thats just going to the bar on a Saturday and hooking up with a different guy each weekend. I imagine theres men and women with significantly higher counts over a four year college visit.
And what has this to do with my statement? If anything, I wouldn't enter a relationship also with those people with higher counts that you mentioned. Just because there's probably people with body count > 200 doesn't make it more tolerable.
A prude? No , that's called border tolerance. Tell me, would it make a difference for you if you found out that your partner had 3-4 sexual partners before or 200? I understand that people are different and have different reasons to do things. But 200 raises a few questions. First of all, are they so sexually hungry that they're in demand of sex on a weekly basis, with a new partner? Second, if they weren't in stable relationships for years, why did they suddenly change now and are trying to pursue a relationship with me? Thirdly, a purely medical reason - this many partners increases chances of getting STDs significantly. I don't want to deal with this and I believe you wouldn't want either. Fourth - tolerance and comparison data set. For me it would be hard not to wonder how I compare with 200 other people and whether my partner is really satisfied. You could of course pull the "well this is just your insecurity talking" card. But I don't see any reason why I should tolerate this at all. And frankly, I find it very hard to believe that it would truly make no difference to someone whether their partner had 200 partners before or not.
No I'd have no issue if a partner had anywhere between 3 to 200 other partners before me. Their sexual history before meeting me is none of my concern. I'm not going to wuestion why someone has decided to settle down, perhaps they wanted a wild time at college while they could and now they've matured and ready for adult life after graduation.As long as they've been STI checked before you (which you should both do before any new partner) then it doesn't increase any chances for you - they either have one or they don't and you find that out before sleeping with them.
Just weird that you'd be so hung up on a persons history before they met you.
How's that hung up? The whole point of standards or tolerance is that you don't need to self explain. If someone has a right to have 200 partners, I have a right to reject them for this and I would never normalize that. Also, ignoring the information from their past is pretty foolish. Any human carries his past around and I would like to know this past to get an understanding of them.
To be honest any straight/bi guy would be weirded out if their girlfriend just randomly said "oh I have been with 100+ men". Especially if they do not talk about anything sex related at that point. The message she tries to communicate with that information is important. IMO having had sex with multiple people ain't bad, but a conversation about sexual tastes needs to happen in situations like the one in the picture. Just leaving the situation is kinda odd too.
Thanks. I'm now visualising 10.45 miles of dick in an empty desert road in my mind. With like cactee on the side and bushes rolling around. They start roasting in the midday heat. An inattentive drive rolls over some of them and they get squished flat on the hot asphalt. Sometimes you can see vultures feasting on them.
There is a roadside inn. Only a few visitors come by. They look confused, discussed and terrified. All with the same unspoken questions on their lips. Who's dicks are outside on the road? Who cut them off? Why would somebody take the time to arrange them in a perfect straight line? AM I NEXT?
u/virora, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
"100 thrusts"
😂😂 Dude giving away a little too much personal info
LMAO 🤣 hey hey not everyone have a high fuck number Katt Williams voice lol
😂😂
And 3 times.
Average was probably 50 thrusts and 1.5 times.
Oh my god I remember this one. Let me see if I can find my ridiculous comment from back then.
Edit: FOUND IT.
My drunk ass boyfriend said he had sex with over 200 girls. He said he was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think……
(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 girls = a new girl every 7.3 days. Since he said 200 we’ll round it off a new girl every 7 days. There was a leap year in there anyways.
Given that he had sex with a girl an average of three times and the average vaginal depth is 4-8 inches long when aroused (we’ll average to 6 inches) and he only takes 3 thrusts to cum, we’re looking at…
3 thrusts x 3 times per girl x 12 inches (6 in and 6 out) = 108 inches of vagina per week. 108 inches of vagina x 208 weeks = 22,464 inches of vagina = 0.355 miles of vagina.
I got on my wetsuit and oxygen tank and went diving to a depth of 0.355 miles and thought about vaginas being stacked opening to cervix. That’s how much vagina he has been in. He isn’t my boyfriend anymore. I’m now dating 200 women.
This is fatal
Oof yeah, that's fatal. I mean I realize that is not the point of the parody post but that is almost double the world record.
And not an air tank, an oxygen tank. Singular, no mixed gas tanks!
That one was a total oversight on my part lol. I do know the difference (though I don’t think any kind of specialized gas mixture would save her from certain death at that depth), I was just too focused on shitposting to think it through.
Fun fact! A new gas to help divers dive longer has been created. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yAdwMY/
I'm only Nitrox certified, which doesn't help with depth.
Yes, I know 😂 RIP, body count-obsessed meme lady
I just did the math and 0.355 miles ~= 570 m ~ 57 atm of pressure. I'd call that "ambitious". Also, "suicidal".
God i love this comment
Unless he’s really really good, what makes you think he got to have sex with them more than once lol!!!!
I had that mostly because it was in the original post, but you make a good point! Maybe our body count-obsessed meme girl doesn’t have to get crushed to death by the ocean 😂
Twist Ending: He is now hanging out in gay bars trying to exceed her total to prove he is worthy of her.
Thinking about all the dicks his girlfriend received made him realise he was gay. They split on amicable terms, and now he has a boyfriend. Everyone is still friends.
His next post talked about the note he left her, I’ll summarize it
My beloved, you know my desire for pure equality, I once thought we were perfectly even, but alas I have found a thing that you are far superior in, this vexes me, I shall return soon once we have been evened out, I shall call for you once I am complete, please have a donut pillow and tums ready for me when I return. I love you my dear
“Alright let’s get this gangbang started. We need over ten miles of cock people. Energy drinks and gatorade are on the right. We have resting places all along the edges. I need a third of a mile off of each of you to make this work. Stay hydrated and rest as you need to but I need a solid effort. Take a breather but be ready to step up again when needed. No one leaves until I have taken 11 miles of cock so I can look my girlfriend in the eyes with pride again. Alright, who’s up first?”
Ironically, in the right places, this fantasy could be easily fulfilled. I wonder if anyone has estimated B*nnie Blue’s “mileage.”
Men are men, I've managed to give a blowbang to I think 20ish guys in a previous life that took no special arrangements or effort beyond the physical on my part.
Idk any straight guy who thinks about d as much as these types of guys seem to
OCP - ish.
Huh. I'm sorry not good with acronyms. What is OCP
There's multiple, take your pick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCP
i think optional cash purchase is the funniest one.
My eye was caught by the art video, which I looked up and watched. It's weird and disturbing, and very well made. I want nothing to do with that video ever again, but I do have a feeling many guys like oop would detest being associated with modern art.
Also, apparently the video is named after a tool called an orifice conditioning plate, which is just too funny in the context of this misogynistic meltdown.
First thing I thought was Omni Consumer Products
I suspect he thinks about it more than gay guys do.
This is the most convoluted way to say you're someone who should never be within five miles of a relationship I've ever seen.
Well the good news is he is 10 miles away!
Thinks about those dicks a lot 🤏
All those dicks laying end to end 🤤
Thought more about dicks than his alleged girlfriend ever did, that’s for sure.
I thought he was going to calculate the wear and tear of her vagina like an object and I was going to be kinda impressed
One would need the average tribological resistance between vagina and dick to calculate the amount of stress. But also the average repair rate of the Collagen proteins forming the vaginal canal as an opposition process and then finally normalise it per average interval of inter course.
Hard data to obtain. A modelling approach might be feasible but honestly empiric data would be more reliable (Idk I just make up stuff here)
The vagina is pretty elastic and muscular tbh I think that taking dick on a daily basis and expect it to be looser is like thinking your intestine is going to be looser for taking so much shit.
But yeah I thought this guy was going to impress us
Also, the vagina evolved to handle a whole-ass baby going through it. Only a really girthy penis would actually damage it.
Wouldn’t that depend heavily on lubrication, or lack thereof? If you just jam it in there without any preparation or attraction, you can certainly do some damage.
Given the post, this situation might be more of a Ben Shapiro version than the original.
Is my asshole going to be looser for taking so much cock?
Actually, yes.
Yeah, I noticed 🤣🤣 I hope it stays tight enough
Unfortunately that does happen :(
I hope not before 40 (I'm 25)
It rlly depends on what you do with it.
But no, it's all about the dick
This makes me think of this bit in Clerks "32 dicks! My girlfriend has sucked 32 dicks!" "In a row?"
37
try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Technically 38 by the end of the movie. Sorry spoilers.
Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot
Loved how one guy started following her.
100 thrusts? Who are these guys, Superman?
I have the impression that not even porn actors, who have more stamina than average, take that many thrusts to cum. Although it would be harder to count just from videos because, sometimes, the thrust would be either in the actress's mouth or in someone's hand.
Um... What the hell are you talking about? 100 is a low-ass number. Rounding to 2 a second, that's still only about ainute of sex.
Dude did a 10 mile drive solely thinking about dicks. Don't think he needs a girlfriend.
He certainly wouldn't treat the one he wants right
These people are so fucking obsessed with women having multiple partners. How do they even live normal life.
I remember when being experienced and good at sex was valued and impressive, this “omg body count!!1!!1!” is annoying as hell!
Not sure those number are right but that's pretty fun
They absolutely aren’t. Apart from anything else, he’s calculating each thrust as all the way in the entire measureable length of the dick, and then all the way out again. That’s not really what happens.
Aaaaand I’ve already thought about this more than I’m comfortable with.
He's also assuming every guy lasts less than two minutes.
This was in the theydidthemath sub like a month ago, and he was vastly overestimating.
That said, it's a wild way to look at sex. I feel like I would love this analogy if it weren't for all the misogyny. Like, if a friend with no understanding of boundaries came up to me and was like "dude I calculated how much dick I've taken this year and it's enough to go to the moon!" Same energy as "bro look at the size of this dump I took!" Happy for you. Now put your phone away.
Ibstill can not like the mathi is wrong, and who as a "straight" guy thinks this much of dick?
Assuming this is all true (sure…), I don’t understand the idea that someone having had lots of past sexual partners and still choosing to be with you is somehow a bad thing. Take it as a compliment that you were awarded Best in Show by a very experienced judge.
It can be bad if the person treats it as "I've had all my fun and explored all the things I want to explore" and then just isn't interested in any kind of sexual exploration at all with the current partner.
But that's more due to incompatible desires than the actual body count.
It's not a problem on its own, but it can exacerbate insecurities or frustration with other issues. I'm not saying this as a "well he's got a point" cause he doesn't. Just pointing out some ways this can add to valid strain on a relationship.
As someone with a math degree the most heinous part of this is all the fluff he does with per week calculations when he has the body count already. He could just do (body count x dick length x thrusts) and simplify the solution.
I don't think that math is even mathin
Thats stolen from a greentext from 4chan. Its a true story, but not from this guy
>greentext
>true story
Dude straight up drove for 10 miles thinking about dicks. So probably 15+ minutes with nothing but dick in his head. But he'll still say he's not gay.
For a straight man he thinks about dicks a lot
He burned himself alive on an entire hill of strawmen lmao
He's not only fragile in his sexuality, he's also very bad at maths and knows very little about how sex works. His ex won in more than one way by the end of the relationship.
Surely all men take less than two minutes to cum /s
The amount of censored words in this made this a pain to read. Not blaming OP btw. Also this attitude could easily be flipped on slutty straight dudes by swapping penises for vaginas lol
apart from being toxic, this is actually really funny
This man thought a lot about dicks to do this math. I'm not sure he's as straight as he thinks he is
You have to be a special type of fragile to start doing the math on the body count
Jealous. He wanted all of that dick for himself.
That's not how any this works! 😭
not only is that a weird thing to think about, the self censoring is fucking annoying
It's not self censoring, someone's edited the screenshot to add all the tiktok-ass censoring.
He sure likes to think about dick, a LOT. :)
I really want to know how many km I got so far
Hope he finds the man of his dreams
misogyny aside, 200 partners is a huge red flag for any new partner. that's an indication of sex addiction, and a sign of a much deeper underlying problem. it would be just as weird for a man or nb to have that many partners, except sex workers
Fucking thank you? Being that uncaring about your own health is crazy no matter who you are
to hook up with one person every week? that doesnt really seem that excessive to me (im nowhere near that number if that matters at all)
1 person a week is absolutely a pretty high frequency imo, unless it’s like a singular friends w benefits situation.
That's an absurdly high number. Lifetime average for most people is in the single digits.
This is how I find out I am a slag. Thanks reddit 🤣
Oh…..wow……so I’m a huge slut?
Did not expect to find out this way.
Single digits? For LIFETIME? Nah I don't believe you, where's your source
Yeah, that's the case for the vast majority of people.
meeting a total stranger every week and putting yourself in an extremely vulnerable position with them is a sign of serious mental health issues. I would feel uncomfortable having a stranger come over for tea every week.
sign of serious mental health issues? im not so sure about that, if you can back that up that’d be cool
"In college." They could have been total strangers but why would you assume that?
forget about sex, do you even know 200 people on a first name basis?
In college I was meeting new people every week, yes.
ok but do you remember their names? their personalities? what color their eyes are?
I've been out of college for 3 decades so I'm not really sure what your point is here.
how could you meet so many people and trust all of them to see and touch your naked body? it is unsafe behavior.
I regularly hook up. Multiple times a week. I get tested, I take my preventative meds. I feel like the amount of times I truly felt unsafe is probably 10 or less. It is definitely personal preference for sure (and unfortunately gender impacts it), but hardly unsafe if you handle it in an appropriate way.
Not everyone sees sex as some sacred bond reserved only for the closest relationships. This sub is showing its puritan problem again
Ok, where's the medical literature saying that? Or are you making shit up to justify your prejudices?
There's plenty of it... Search up compulsive sexual behavior disorder. Having a new sexual partner each week is highly unusual and has a very high chance of having lots of negative consequences on the person's longterm mental health. The general attitude here that this is just a quirky way of living and not a sign that something deeper is amiss in that person's life is really weird, to put it midly.
You're making unproven assumptions that a person is showing compulsive behaviour instead of just having fun. It's the compulsion that gets in the way of other responsibilities, friendships, relationships etc that causes the negative consequences on the person's mental health. Not the having sex part.
And if you actually read that article you'd know that that diagnosis requires that the sexual behaviour causes health problems. Nowhere does it say that hooking up once a week is certain or even likely to cause such problems.
Just because you would doesn't mean most of everyone else wouldn't
Does no one have slutty phases in their life anymore?
Gen z is actually trending low on that, and I'm presuming people coming after them
I was a slut and didn't break 20. Triple digits isn't a slut, it's someone with absolutely no ability to say no.
I don’t count but my guess is I am pushing 100.
I believe that like I believe a guy saying he's 10 inches.
If it helps with believability I am in my 40s and am bisexual and it is incredibly easy to have casual sex with guys.
God forbid people have fun and live their life however they want... Are we in r\christianity ???
I think the 200+ body count is fair to be concerned about but the mental math he did after that was fucking wild lmao
Honestly? I am on the side of the guy here. If I hear that someone had 200 sex partners, then at the very least this will raise suspicions and questions. Not that I would hate them and call them anything but I would also not enter in a relationship with them.
Over four years of college thats just going to the bar on a Saturday and hooking up with a different guy each weekend. I imagine theres men and women with significantly higher counts over a four year college visit.
And what has this to do with my statement? If anything, I wouldn't enter a relationship also with those people with higher counts that you mentioned. Just because there's probably people with body count > 200 doesn't make it more tolerable.
Just pointing out you're a bit of a prude if casual weekend hook ups bother you enough to comment that.
A prude? No , that's called border tolerance. Tell me, would it make a difference for you if you found out that your partner had 3-4 sexual partners before or 200? I understand that people are different and have different reasons to do things. But 200 raises a few questions. First of all, are they so sexually hungry that they're in demand of sex on a weekly basis, with a new partner? Second, if they weren't in stable relationships for years, why did they suddenly change now and are trying to pursue a relationship with me? Thirdly, a purely medical reason - this many partners increases chances of getting STDs significantly. I don't want to deal with this and I believe you wouldn't want either. Fourth - tolerance and comparison data set. For me it would be hard not to wonder how I compare with 200 other people and whether my partner is really satisfied. You could of course pull the "well this is just your insecurity talking" card. But I don't see any reason why I should tolerate this at all. And frankly, I find it very hard to believe that it would truly make no difference to someone whether their partner had 200 partners before or not.
No I'd have no issue if a partner had anywhere between 3 to 200 other partners before me. Their sexual history before meeting me is none of my concern. I'm not going to wuestion why someone has decided to settle down, perhaps they wanted a wild time at college while they could and now they've matured and ready for adult life after graduation.As long as they've been STI checked before you (which you should both do before any new partner) then it doesn't increase any chances for you - they either have one or they don't and you find that out before sleeping with them.
Just weird that you'd be so hung up on a persons history before they met you.
How's that hung up? The whole point of standards or tolerance is that you don't need to self explain. If someone has a right to have 200 partners, I have a right to reject them for this and I would never normalize that. Also, ignoring the information from their past is pretty foolish. Any human carries his past around and I would like to know this past to get an understanding of them.
Yes you have the right to reject them for any reason. I have the right to call you a weird prude for doing it.
It’s crazy because math being used for stupid observation is funny but he had to go the skit shaming route
He's waaaaaay too invested in other guys' penises. 🤔
God forbid a woman have a hoe phase smh
Just wait until he knows how many dicks the gays take every year. Make those look like rookie numbers you gotta bump those up
It’s been a few years since I’ve seen this copypasta.
I'm sure she's really missing those 100-thrust sessions.
He's spent more time thinking about dicks than I have and I'm attracted to people who have them.
Maybe he should look for a boyfriend next time if he's just gonna do dick math all day.
dude sure spends a lot of time thinking about dicks...
She actually had sex, he just sat around thinking about dick
100 thrusts ?
Straight dude thinking a lot about weiners
he's thinking about so much dick LOL
Sounds like he just enjoys thinking about miles and miles of dick.
To be honest any straight/bi guy would be weirded out if their girlfriend just randomly said "oh I have been with 100+ men". Especially if they do not talk about anything sex related at that point. The message she tries to communicate with that information is important. IMO having had sex with multiple people ain't bad, but a conversation about sexual tastes needs to happen in situations like the one in the picture. Just leaving the situation is kinda odd too.
He thinks about dicks way too much.
That's a lot of thinking about other mens dicks. A suspicious amount...
Maybe he's an enthusiast ... like maybe his favorite pastime is thinking about strange penises.
So she hooked up with a new guy on the weekends? I mean not something I’d be interested in but if that worked for her then whatever man
Obviously fake. Anyone who is this much of a nerd is simply grateful to have a partner at all.
So what you're saying is she's experienced...
Drop the fragility. She probably knows who she is, what she wants and will tell you how to get it. I don't see that as a negative.
Thanks. I'm now visualising 10.45 miles of dick in an empty desert road in my mind. With like cactee on the side and bushes rolling around. They start roasting in the midday heat. An inattentive drive rolls over some of them and they get squished flat on the hot asphalt. Sometimes you can see vultures feasting on them. There is a roadside inn. Only a few visitors come by. They look confused, discussed and terrified. All with the same unspoken questions on their lips. Who's dicks are outside on the road? Who cut them off? Why would somebody take the time to arrange them in a perfect straight line? AM I NEXT?
im speechless......
What a lucky lady .. low key jealous
This reminds me of the Silicon Valley “Mean Jerk Time” and “Tip-to-Tip Efficiency”
Well ain’t that a real ass scratcher
The amount of research and math this guy did to figure this out is impressive.
Lets not lie everyone does math on the most random shit