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It bothers my mind that they can straight up make memes about how they are pedophiles and no one cares if I make a stupid shit post to me about a transphobe getting shot with lasers or something. I’m a bad guy.
This. We absolutely should appeal to reason/compassion, but if someone shows us they have none, we need to recognise that and not pretend there is even a conversation to keep having
Because if we fight back, we're violent monsters craving their death
When they post about sex with children, it's culturally normal because their grandgrand...grandfather married 6 years old and waited till she was ripe at the age of.. uhm, 9 years old?
Don't mistake your violent posts with their culture
This is why I like to avoid the word “paedophilia”, and go with “child molestation” instead. No pedants and/or child molesters can pull that particular “um actually” to derail the conversation.
I think he's turned off by people who are developed enough to not fall for his manipulative bullshit. I don't think it's necessarily childish looks he likes, I think it's that he wants someone he can manipulate into being his sex slave tradwife
That's a great starting point for a bargain. Ideally we'd get these creeps to agree to stop being attracted to kids, and then if they want to continue not being attracted to adult women that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I genuinely don’t get the fixation weird dudes have on especially young women or even outright girls. I’m only thirty and I genuinely see so many people, men and women, just a few years behind me that would feel too young for me, and some of these creeps are thirsting for fifteen-year-olds (🤮). Is it about manipulation? I feel like it’s about manipulation.
A guy I once worked with used to share one of these pictures with lollipops - the wrapped up lollipop was labeled “woman with hijab” and the unwrapped lollipop had flies and insects crawling all over it. You guessed it, it was labeled, “woman without hijab.”
When I brought it to HR they dismissed me and said “that’s just his culture and we need to be respectful.”
✨✨casual misogyny and comparing women to candy, learn to respect it, lady! ✨✨
"Women" i didnt know that 14 year olds are adults now! Crazy. Why didnt i vote sooner? Why didnt i get my drivers license earlier? Ah damn if he just told me earlier that im actually an adult woman at 14 i couldve had it all!
Dudes like to use their boners to tell us when it's natural for women to have babies. Meanwhile we can actually look at the data. The healthiest age for a baby's mother to be is 25-39, ideally about 30
It would be pretty rough if it was claiming something like 18-24 was green, 25-35 was yellow, 36-50 was spotted, and 50+ was brown (we love our milfs), but the age ranges OOP thinks are good being primarily children is so much worse.
This is one way of telling the entire world you are a pedophile because there’s no other reason why in this allegory you would put the rapist form of a banana and associated with 14-year-old girls and then as the ages get older, the bananas get more rotten whoever made this is a pedophile
The ironic part is bananas aren't actually inedible after they go brown. Unless they're moldy or overly squishy they can be eaten just fine. In fact, the browning is more developed sugars so they taste sweeter and they have more antioxidants. Not to mention you only make banana bread from the brown ones, so once again, the Cons played themselves because they ignore facts and logic.
Thing is they don't. Dudes like this spout pedophilic shit but will also drop their undies and harrass any adult woman of any age if she so much as glances at them. The whole reason they want a child to begin with is the power to abuse her in being too scared to say no. They're pathetic rightfully lonely tossers who'll die lonely.
While i still think it is weird to compare people to food, it is somewhat funny that this just says "best after 21", but is pedo content for people who eat their bananas prematurely.
Every time I think, "well that's it - that's the most terrifying comparison of women to objects that anyone can make," somebody is out there determined to prove me wrong. There's just no lowest point to this, is there?
Is the meme advocating for being a nonce or are you not supposed to eat them without the spots. Please tell me I’m just weird for eating them when they’re pure yellow
I guess they don't realize, or more likely want to accept, that men's sperm degrades as they age, too. Their old ass splooge powdered by those little blue pills cause all kinds of genetic defects. I guess it doesn't matter to them since most of the chodes that believe the BS in that image don't actually expect to have to do any kind of child rearing.
It’s saying that girls aged 14 and under aren’t “ripe” yet (not ready for sex), but girls ages 15-17 are perfectly ripe (perfect for sex statutory rape), women ages 18-20 are a little overripe (not ideal for sex), and women 21 and over are way overripe (bad for sex).
Per the National Institute of Health: “…teenage mothers are at higher risk of pre-eclampsia, eclampsia, and anemia, and their offspring are at higher risk of still birth, prematurity, LBW, and VLBW. The younger the mother, the higher the rate of maternal and neonatal complications.”
I don’t think “God made them that way” is an excuse, I think they just want to justify pedophilia……
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The right continuing their campaign of casually normalizing
sex with underage girlsstatutory rape...Search this guys hard drives today.
Let's be clear, it's raping underage girls.
Raping CHILDREN
It bothers my mind that they can straight up make memes about how they are pedophiles and no one cares if I make a stupid shit post to me about a transphobe getting shot with lasers or something. I’m a bad guy.
That’s because they don’t view women as people, and they can empathise more with the transphobe than the female child being raped.
This. We absolutely should appeal to reason/compassion, but if someone shows us they have none, we need to recognise that and not pretend there is even a conversation to keep having
Because if we fight back, we're violent monsters craving their death
When they post about sex with children, it's culturally normal because their grandgrand...grandfather married 6 years old and waited till she was ripe at the age of.. uhm, 9 years old?
Don't mistake your violent posts with their culture
They literally voted in a pedophile. They just don't care.
And his basement...
SWAT team that house
Damn didn't realize us women hit our crypt creeper hag era as soon as we turn 21
Fr, the brain isn't even done cooking yet.
Interesting metaphor we have here
VERY interesting, but not at all wrong
Predators dont want em to be able to think for themselves, easier to groom and control em.
Brain continues cooking until death. 25 is just when the study had to give up and publish their findings.
Anyone under 25 is very obviously a child.
Feature, not a bug
All the easier to manipulate
You’re right, 145* right? (63c)
The fact that the minimum drinking age is considered to be "too old" is actually crazy
Pretty sure this makes me banana bread... Which is the superior form of bread, so I'm not complaining.
Fr I'm 23 and still get mistaken for 17. But ig I'm "over the hill" XD.
Banana bread era
i'm 23 so basically i'm decrepit and minutes away from my death bed :/
Don't the hips even keep developing into the mid-20s to accommodate childbirth?
hey guys pedophilia is not ok
crazy take i know
“Um, yeah. But actually, God...“
ETA: If someone gets that reference, they're pretty cool
Oh, ta gueule. And that's Flash Debate. See you tomorrow.
Congregations
But the Fox News lady said 15 isn’t that bad or something!
uj/ I want to vomit just from remembering that
Never mind the fact that she has a 14 or 15 year old daughter.
Straight, conservative men say stuff like that but will pretend as if „the gays“ are a danger to the children 🙄
Eerm, achshually it’s hebephilia or whatever it’s called so so it’s 100% totally socially acceptable 🤓👆
This is why I like to avoid the word “paedophilia”, and go with “child molestation” instead. No pedants and/or child molesters can pull that particular “um actually” to derail the conversation.
Erm ACKSHUKLY they're teenagers, not children! 🤓☝️"
But that doesn’t even have the benefit of being technically right, that’s just nonsense.
And somehow people are defending the opposite 💀
I dunno, it seems like it's pretty good for getting a job in government.
And calling women expired over 21 isnt either.. disgusting misogyny
15 year old "woman" 🤮
This guy is turned off by peiple who look like adults
I think he's turned off by people who are developed enough to not fall for his manipulative bullshit. I don't think it's necessarily childish looks he likes, I think it's that he wants someone he can manipulate into being his sex slave tradwife
Why is the ripe ones 15-17?
Whoever made the original image should be in jail
he’s in the White House.
…don’t a few black spots on bananas mean that it’s actually fully ripe, and yellow with no spots means it’s not quite ripe yet?
Also you can make banana bread with overripe bananas. Banana bread is delicious.
(Yes I’m half-doing a bit and deliberately missing the point to cope just let me have this)
I love to think that they cropped off the part of the graphic that says "22+" and it's just a succulent loaf of banana bread lmao
Only way to treat a lady
Bananananana bread is the best way to eat bananananannanananananas
That explains why the bananas with some spots are better than bananas without.
"Huh, 15 is a little generous for the number of previous sexual partners they're comfortable with."
realization
Oh. Oh God no. rinses eyes with bleach
Fancy some
✨🧃U N S E E J U I C E™ 🧃✨?
I actually thought this was about penis size in centimetres. And big dicks = black guys.
then I realised
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit 🤢
Is it too much to ask straight men to be attracted to adult women rather than literal kids?
That's a great starting point for a bargain. Ideally we'd get these creeps to agree to stop being attracted to kids, and then if they want to continue not being attracted to adult women that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
and not calling actual women over 20 expired..??
Hello FBI? Yes this oop here.
Everything under 20 is GIRLS, not WOMEN.
I am taking this analogy even further: 20+ women are best for baking.
Banana Bread > Bananas
One word, "ew"
I don’t like the implications of this 😐
and he casually admitted that he is a pedo
15-17?! FBI needs to raid homes ASAP
Genitalia Obsessed Pedophiles
I genuinely don’t get the fixation weird dudes have on especially young women or even outright girls. I’m only thirty and I genuinely see so many people, men and women, just a few years behind me that would feel too young for me, and some of these creeps are thirsting for fifteen-year-olds (🤮). Is it about manipulation? I feel like it’s about manipulation.
I'm perfect for banana bread. And that's the best way to have bananas, in my opinion.
Yes. As a lesbian who prefers older women, YES.
Aren't bananas commonly associated with dih
Exactly. I thought it was a roles reversed satire where this is how men are viewed by women. I was disappointed.
And these guys are scared of and violent towards women with bananas, whilst searching them on incognito
Anyone who thinks a 20 year old woman is more attractive than a full grown and mature 30 year old has something seriously wrong with them
I beg to differ!
..but to be fair, I am 21 myself, I think it'd be stranger if I didn't find someone my own age more attractive.
A guy I once worked with used to share one of these pictures with lollipops - the wrapped up lollipop was labeled “woman with hijab” and the unwrapped lollipop had flies and insects crawling all over it. You guessed it, it was labeled, “woman without hijab.”
When I brought it to HR they dismissed me and said “that’s just his culture and we need to be respectful.”
✨✨casual misogyny and comparing women to candy, learn to respect it, lady! ✨✨
Now that I'm in my late 20s I'm kinda glad men like this don't want me anymore.
"Women" i didnt know that 14 year olds are adults now! Crazy. Why didnt i vote sooner? Why didnt i get my drivers license earlier? Ah damn if he just told me earlier that im actually an adult woman at 14 i couldve had it all!
If that's how god designed women, he's a pedophile
Dudes like to use their boners to tell us when it's natural for women to have babies. Meanwhile we can actually look at the data. The healthiest age for a baby's mother to be is 25-39, ideally about 30
Anything under 18 should be still on the tree.
Aren't they technically still girls before they turn eighteen and then they're women? Just asking.
Easy.
At 13 you are green behind the ears. Not useable.
At 15-17 you are yellow with jealousy over not beeing 21.
At 17-20 you can feel that you are getting there.
At 21 you are ready to be turned into a Bananamuffin.
It would be pretty rough if it was claiming something like 18-24 was green, 25-35 was yellow, 36-50 was spotted, and 50+ was brown (we love our milfs), but the age ranges OOP thinks are good being primarily children is so much worse.
Yeah, that’s kind of what I expected at a glance and thought “ew”, then I read the actual age ranges and thought “oh fuuuuuuuck no.”
Does this mean that in my 40’s I can be a fluffy but moist banana bread?
I want to be a smoothie.
Why are the best looking bananas before 18?
This meme looks a bit different as a brown banana enjoyer
Because whoever made the original image is a pedo
This supposed god of theirs doesn’t even understand female anatomy he supposedly created.
Deuteronomy 22
Proof that Jeffrey Epstein faked his death
PFFFFFFFF 💀💀💀✋🏻 BRO, PLEASE.
This is one way of telling the entire world you are a pedophile because there’s no other reason why in this allegory you would put the rapist form of a banana and associated with 14-year-old girls and then as the ages get older, the bananas get more rotten whoever made this is a pedophile
If that was god's design, then he's a bad god.
The ironic part is bananas aren't actually inedible after they go brown. Unless they're moldy or overly squishy they can be eaten just fine. In fact, the browning is more developed sugars so they taste sweeter and they have more antioxidants. Not to mention you only make banana bread from the brown ones, so once again, the Cons played themselves because they ignore facts and logic.
The idea that anyone 21+ is some ancient abd withered fruit is disgusting.
wHy WoN't WoMeN dAtE mE???
Casual reminder your brain is not fully developed until your mid 20s.
Casual reminder that anyone who says this shit is a pedo
At 21 years you can take about one to three women depending on size, mash them up, and make woman bread.
Conservative men are not beating the pedophile allegations i see.
Religion and pedophilia go hand in hand.
I agree! Women get sweeter as they age, that's why most grandmas are so nice:)
Wouldn't bananas be a better representation of men though? Still fucked up messaging, but I mean at least get the shape right.
I gess one positive thing is they leave you alone after 21… doesn’t make up for the negatives you’re below 20
Thing is they don't. Dudes like this spout pedophilic shit but will also drop their undies and harrass any adult woman of any age if she so much as glances at them. The whole reason they want a child to begin with is the power to abuse her in being too scared to say no. They're pathetic rightfully lonely tossers who'll die lonely.
That’s true!
Imagine not thinking woman over 21 are attractive 😂
These people are just out and out pedos these days.
as a person who loves green bananas (like actual unripe fruits of banana plant) I'm offended
Bruh, this is infuriating
Well you make banana bread with the brown bananas so
I guess he's accidentally correct there
Well, overripe bananas are best for making banana bread, which is better than just ripe bananas in my opinion. Suck on that!
I made perfectly good muffins with bananas that looked exactly like the ones at the right.
Is there a sub about comparing women with stuff?
I think there is more than enough materials for there to be one
Im fairly certain there is, but I’ve forgotten the name
everyone menopause happens at 21 right guys, that's why we gotta bring back arranged marriages at 16, because nobody over 21 is having kids
Tell me you peaked in High School without telling me you peaked in High School and that you are still stuck there.
These people should be on watch list and always have armed person around them anytime anyone under 18 is near
Is......is he wanting to go after underage teenagers?
Personally I've never had a banana last anywhere near even one year, I don't know where these guys are buying theirs
While i still think it is weird to compare people to food, it is somewhat funny that this just says "best after 21", but is pedo content for people who eat their bananas prematurely.
As someone who only eats green bananas, this is,so much worse.
It's terrifying how many people don't even realize this makes them pedos
Barring the absolute insane ages represented here...the browner the banana, the sweeter and more delicious. Banana bread, anyone??
Dagnosis: pedophilia
It's a maga pedo turd from truth social, so what do you really expect?
Am I witnessing straight up pedophilia?
So they wanna fuck 15 year olds. Who would’ve thunken it
That post is bananas alright
67 are tuff and mustard colored
Great. Now i cant talk about how much i love green bananas anymore
So is he blaming God for making adult women "unattractive"?
What in the FUCK???
Pedos everywhere. Smh.
Every time I think, "well that's it - that's the most terrifying comparison of women to objects that anyone can make," somebody is out there determined to prove me wrong. There's just no lowest point to this, is there?
Downvoted before realizing what subreddit this was on. Eughh
#pedocon is real
Oh that guy really likes minors. Crazy how people just admit that shit.
Imagine not only being sexually attracted to children but openly admitting it. Disgusting
Hello? FBI? Yeah, this one right there 🫵🏻
Unripe. Do not eat Still not ripe even though they might look it
Ready to eat Great for making desert
Not sure why women want to eat 14 unripe bananas. I guess if you are really hungry.
This is extremely sick, and I hate it! I also hate anyone who finds it funny.
Well, many of my women friends are totally bananas - completely unhinged. And I love them for it.
But yeah, no - someone needs to check this guy’s computer. 🥴
I like greenish bananas
I hate this analogy and want to throw up 🤢
Is the meme advocating for being a nonce or are you not supposed to eat them without the spots. Please tell me I’m just weird for eating them when they’re pure yellow
This describes boy peepees better. Would extend the green and yellow ranges though.
So, you prefer to fuck 15 year olds. Thanks for letting us know. 👀
I really hope this guy is just like me and thinks bananas are best when they have some spots, but I know it’s probably not that.
Can confirm, am 43 and died of extreme old age 22 years ago.
So the older they are, the more suger they got. Bett, im a start going for them 40+
Right wingers just love raping kids.
I guess they don't realize, or more likely want to accept, that men's sperm degrades as they age, too. Their old ass splooge powdered by those little blue pills cause all kinds of genetic defects. I guess it doesn't matter to them since most of the chodes that believe the BS in that image don't actually expect to have to do any kind of child rearing.
This implies 18-20 is the best age
Yeah a lot of trad age tracking warriors are poorly hidden pedos
Let me guess, he prefers green bananas?
We’re a source of potassium now? 😆😆😆😆
Uhhhhhh... can some explain what this image even means???
Pedophilia. That’s what it means
I don’t get it
It’s saying that girls aged 14 and under aren’t “ripe” yet (not ready for sex), but girls ages 15-17 are perfectly ripe (perfect for
sexstatutory rape), women ages 18-20 are a little overripe (not ideal for sex), and women 21 and over are way overripe (bad for sex).It’s basically pedophilia.
Ah gross
Ugh I didn’t get this at first, read a couple comments, now I get it. Wish I didn’t though.
🤮
This is fucking insane
Brought to you by a pedophile
Gross. I didn’t realize at 23 I was rotting lmao what a fuckinh disgusting "meme"
Eww.
Epstein ahh taste in women
15 TO 17?! WHAT THE FUCK
At what stage should one make woman bread to prevent waste?
So gross!!!
Where? In Afghanistan?
Found the nonce 🤮
I’m confused, wouldn’t “delusional takes” be saying the image is delusional? Not endorsing it?
I’m not familiar with the account
Yyyiiiikes
Let’s skew the numbers for the unripe bananas a little further into adulthood.
Also, this person must not realize that you can’t make banana bread with a banana that doesn’t have spots. Even then they’re too unripe.
Woman-banana meme is an insane way to out yourself as a pedophile
Good to hear I'm already too old for men, hopefully they'll leave me alone now...
Right? Right?
Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile.
Promoting child rape is a diabolical flex
Weird way to out yourself as a pedophile, but do you I guess. I prefer when they let me know who to avoid and not have children around.
Someone check this man’s search history like asap
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
W H A T
God didn't make women that way, thanks... Eejit.
Also, do NOT compare ANYONE to bananas... bananas are gross (unpopular opinion, ik). Especially don't say this about anyone older than 21, the frick
I think I just threw up in my throat a bit
This is utterly disgusting. Anyone who believes women are just beautiful objects that become gross when they age like bananas deserves to be alone.
Outlets, keyholes, now bananas, wtf is up with these comparisons
The picture was totally created by a guy who is experienced in the different age groups of the vulva.
Probably has a daughter, which would be even more creepy but would make some sense.
....but brain development/maturity only starts slowing at 25...
Ok sorry, I'm confused. Are we mocking Delusional Takes or Jon Miller?
Pedophilia
Per the National Institute of Health: “…teenage mothers are at higher risk of pre-eclampsia, eclampsia, and anemia, and their offspring are at higher risk of still birth, prematurity, LBW, and VLBW. The younger the mother, the higher the rate of maternal and neonatal complications.”
I don’t think “God made them that way” is an excuse, I think they just want to justify pedophilia……
FBI OPEN UP!
why is my age group considered ripe? guy literally wants to fuck minors
18-20 here is the best bananas though— Who the fuck likes pure yellow bananas