I learned the hard way that you don't do this. If you win, you maybe get a nice load out. If you lose, you bring shame upon your family for generations.
Edit: my kid's kid's kid's will be in Speranza begging for forgiveness.
They log back in to lick their wounds, go to launch and it says “in order to depart, please pay X amount of credits” then show a clip of what happened to shame them.
I’ll never forget early 2000s on a flight. Post 9/11. I plugged my headphones into my discman. Playing Counter-Strike. Me vs max bots with knives for a zombie-esque experience. Not sure when, but at some point by laptop’s audio got unmuted. My sister, alarmed, comes rushing down the aisle to say that my computer just loudly announced, “TERRORISTS WIN!” for the whole plane.
I would have told him to check the sub. I have the bad habit of mocking people who attack me unprovoked while simultaneously sucking. I should probably tone it down tbh, but I really do get a kick out of getting under their skin.
I had a rat down me while I was breaching a door on blue gate. A couple of wasps came in and picked him appart all while I mocked him the entire time I bled out. It was great.
I was breaching a Probe just in the middle of the dam, where the Sentinel sometimes overlooks, and some guy takes a shot at me with the Ferro, and misses, while I'm just in that animation. So I roll away, he misses again, and I kill him. And I talked shit about how was he missing me when I was literally standing still with no attempt to evade.
And then someone else killed me, and he mocked me right back, and told him that at least I got killed by a raider that could aim lmao
The fact that the guy couldn’t defeat a person with no shields, while rocking a venator, while starting the fight is so hilarious. Like losing a sword fight where you have a lightsaber and they have a wooden sword.
Like the way he put the barricade down and then turned to you. He’s like stunned by his own genius for a second. But alas, the lack of aim did him in once again.
Lmfao that’s great. Had a guy spaceport shoot me from a tower while I was climbing up a ladder. I jumped off and ran to the wall to heal and he slams down in front of me, he fell off the wall and all but killed himself. I shot him maybe 3 times and knocked him, that had to be quite embarrassing for him.
Had a guy in my lobby running into walls by the exfil I said "are you friendly" no response. I said "bro you're walking into walls are you even a real player?" I hit the exfil watching him the whole time, when I hit the exfil he zig zagged over without running and got in and left with me and another random. I think it's just young kids or something I can't tell
Nah he needs to uninstall everything. He is so bad betrayed someone and losing no honor those people are the worst fucking W for you mate showed him his place
Can't even get mad at betrayers anymore, just feel bad for them. Yes I've ran into a few of them, but i refuse to let that make me scared of teaming up with a rando. At this point i hear it in ppls voice and is only time i shoot first. (Squeeky voice kids I'm sorry, but statistically you are 100% betraying me after walking in my blind spot for 100 meters, but i know a couple of you had good intentions and i feel bad sometimes.)
Something about the sporadic trust you form topside. randomly is just so rewarding to me, and feels like I'm experiencing such a good side of humanity. #1 thing I've realized is being a good person and generally trying to help others will level ur gear 100x faster than extract campers.
The random downed raider i stumble across that 100% expects the fist but gets a fibbie has payed out massively. Early in game, like lvl10, i revived a random, turned out he was max level and bored and gave me literally 20+ blueprints. I couldve downed him and got his pink gun and snapdaddy. The cancer players have no chance over time. Also, i literally don't know how ppl have it in them to befriend someone and betray them. If they somehow ran off with 50k id get it, but this person could've literally asked for my loadout and id drop it and treat it like a fun challenge.
If you get the jump on me and choose to fight, i respect that. I'm not gonna get mad at someone choosing to risk for reward. And i think the 'free load out guns are too strong' arguement is so dumb. Heavy shield plus good healing plus good tactical gear plus expensive gun loaded to tits with high tier attachments, you better hit every shot with that stitcher 1 and be positioned to reload and finish me. Otherwise you're catching a handful of remote meanies, 4 snitch scanners, and a stack of shockmommas. I don't even have to be good at aiming.
Something similar happened to me and my friend
We were in the locked gate scenario and 5 minutes were left we were at the extraction point (same one as in this video) when two MOFOS came to us saying there friendly the moment one of them climbed to me to flank me red flags sounded in my head
They started dancing
(At that time i was looking through my inventory stupid i know) they attacked us with shotguns
My friend was traumatized after that
A guy quietly looted the Leaper Pulse unit that I killed and went as if nothing happened. I was in shock like what the hell is happening . I would have shared the loot if he communicated. It's always the quiet guys that screw you. I didn't shoot back in real depression tbh.
Luckily those kinda people tend to have bad aim and are so nervous cause there is a chance they might get a kill now . Don't forget to laugh in their face when you down them .
I see that proxi chat icon turn on the last second man. PLEASE we need to hear what you told this dude. He deserves whatever you could’ve said. DM me it if its too bad for the public eye lmfao.
My dude never heard about personal space, also let him stay near your back , hemy got molested, survival instincts of a sponge. Feels bad when trusting on strangers play against ourselves.
That’s something you never recover from
Bro hasn't logged back on since.
Hopefully
I wouldn’t. I have had bad plays before but that be an uninstall moment for me
Premeditated murder and he didn't even finish the job.
Usually how it ends for these mouth breathers
It’s a 10 year old that you bludgeoned to death. And yes he deserved it for sure.
Dude this is most likely some small child 😂
Ain't no small child putting a barricade in the doorway for premeditated murder at extract
I learned the hard way that you don't do this. If you win, you maybe get a nice load out. If you lose, you bring shame upon your family for generations.
Edit: my kid's kid's kid's will be in Speranza begging for forgiveness.
I genuinely would believe they didn't see OP until he was in front of their crosshair
“I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”
smh fr when u think about it like that it’s just sad bro
Yous**
LITERALLY THIS HAHAHAHA, Best reference ever.
THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT!!!
Call an ambulance!
But not for me 🔨
putting the barricade up just to do that is so funny hahahaha
lol that was def an 8 year old on console
The whole reason why it's pathetic is that this was likely not a child.
This could be me if I hit the vape right before I play
It might have been a pull from an 8 year old bong propelling that player...
By 8 they should have a little more ability than that. To me looks like a 5-6 year old at best. They can’t even move properly
Most kids under 10 aren't gonna think to put up a barricade for protection
Dunno, I've seen the little shits play Fortnite.
I dunno why but this comment cracked me up
Damn dude you ain't gotta call me out like that!
Dude makes that plan with a venator and not a toro or stitcher lol. Venator is great but there are better options here
But.. The venator should absolutely wreck a raider who is unarmed.
Yeah.. didn't even have a shield. Glad he survived that rat, but what the hell. If that would have been me, I'd be dead for sure.
For whatever reason it's my absolute last instinct to switch to my raider tool, I would have made that call far too late lol
Though, I guess if I had no guns...
guy's obligated to uninstall and request a refund after that
You don't deserve a refund after that.
Honestly, that guy should be fined or something after that. Make him pay extra.
They log back in to lick their wounds, go to launch and it says “in order to depart, please pay X amount of credits” then show a clip of what happened to shame them.
Hilarious
I just know in my bones that is a child behind the other screen. You can literally see the plan formulating in their eyes.
My first guess is 8 year old on console.
My second guess, and I’m not going to explain this, is drunk guy on a work trip on hotel WiFi with a steam deck.
Me playing on a steamdeck on an airplane, and an air marshall arresting me for conspiracy to commit terrorism
“Remember, when we get to the Arrivals Building, act friendly until I give the shoot command.”
I’ll never forget early 2000s on a flight. Post 9/11. I plugged my headphones into my discman. Playing Counter-Strike. Me vs max bots with knives for a zombie-esque experience. Not sure when, but at some point by laptop’s audio got unmuted. My sister, alarmed, comes rushing down the aisle to say that my computer just loudly announced, “TERRORISTS WIN!” for the whole plane.
Found him!!
I feel seen.
idk, kids are surprisingly good at these kinds of games. This has drunk uncle written all over it imo
maybe... but I feel like drunk uncle would be hotmic'ing and burping over proximity lol
lmfao you know what, you're so right.
I would have been laughing my ass off through the proxy chat, lol.
I’d be laughing my ass off as either person. Bungling something that badly is just funny
congrats on the new Venator!
He might have uninstall irl.
Hopefully
If someone not on your team blocks you both in like that, start swinging immediately.
https://preview.redd.it/js3mjmqxkh8g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=17e7be8a1866633a02004547c37228e07823f4f4
100% sure he queud up so fast after that and took it out on other people to make himself feel better.
Good riddance.
That is fucking embarrassing omg
I would have told him to check the sub. I have the bad habit of mocking people who attack me unprovoked while simultaneously sucking. I should probably tone it down tbh, but I really do get a kick out of getting under their skin.
I had a rat down me while I was breaching a door on blue gate. A couple of wasps came in and picked him appart all while I mocked him the entire time I bled out. It was great.
I was breaching a Probe just in the middle of the dam, where the Sentinel sometimes overlooks, and some guy takes a shot at me with the Ferro, and misses, while I'm just in that animation. So I roll away, he misses again, and I kill him. And I talked shit about how was he missing me when I was literally standing still with no attempt to evade.
And then someone else killed me, and he mocked me right back, and told him that at least I got killed by a raider that could aim lmao
this has to be a child wasn't there some guy today posting about letting his 5 year old play lol
Don't think a young child would go as far as putting the whole barrier up and then moving behind him to shoot lmao
I could his older brother telling him to do it and then start shooting
Def gonna start running up throwing fireworks and popping a barricade.
Bro, it makes me happy that you downed him.
Hell yeah disrespect him
The fact that the guy couldn’t defeat a person with no shields, while rocking a venator, while starting the fight is so hilarious. Like losing a sword fight where you have a lightsaber and they have a wooden sword.
https://preview.redd.it/p0tsrvt7pi8g1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dfb2e46a430b44bfee22268e8b68085e4ae28f9
Holy cross over gameplay 😭
These are the PvPers that I love to see.
They literally have no chance at killing you unless you aren't looking/trapped, and even then, they are fucking awful.
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!
Omg yo if that was me I wouldn't even be mad at you 😭🤣
I’d uninstall
Rip bozo he died to someone with no shield or gun HAHA!
Oh my godddddd this is magnificent
Instant rage quit
Holy shit, you Mordhau'd him!
You just gotta log off after that. Dude got rocked 😂
Sir I love you you made it out 🤣🤣🤣😭
Bahahahah. What a bum 😂😂
Omg I actually feel bad for him
Like the way he put the barricade down and then turned to you. He’s like stunned by his own genius for a second. But alas, the lack of aim did him in once again.
Easily could’ve been me
Lmfao that’s great. Had a guy spaceport shoot me from a tower while I was climbing up a ladder. I jumped off and ran to the wall to heal and he slams down in front of me, he fell off the wall and all but killed himself. I shot him maybe 3 times and knocked him, that had to be quite embarrassing for him.
And you and no shield, makes it even more pathetic
Why? He gave you a loadout
Lmao pathetic
LMAO GOOD JOB
Locked the door and got beat
People suck
That was great. Really impressive that you pulled that off.
Dear God 😭😭
Locks you in, shoot you in the back and dies, beautiful.
These kind of clips are so good lol
How do you lose that fight, that’s an uninstall
Report...
Yourself for embarrassing that raider so profusely.
"Tell HoldingFatRolls I said hello"
Had a guy in my lobby running into walls by the exfil I said "are you friendly" no response. I said "bro you're walking into walls are you even a real player?" I hit the exfil watching him the whole time, when I hit the exfil he zig zagged over without running and got in and left with me and another random. I think it's just young kids or something I can't tell
cant stop laughing at this 😭
Impressively bad.
……….
🤣🤣🤣 can I AXE you a question?
Tbh bro I think he was either playing on a poopy monitor or his heart was racing so fast from the arcs he just became blind
Mans tried executing you in a locked room 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wooooweeee what a iiddddiot 🤣🤣🤣
That must be nvideas new game playing ai
He should uninstall the game immediately. How do you suck so bad
Anyone who doesn’t respond right away is getting shot. It’s always the ones who don’t respond
Yay it wasn't me!
Trash 😂
Nah he needs to uninstall everything. He is so bad betrayed someone and losing no honor those people are the worst fucking W for you mate showed him his place
Yeah. Worst player in every way. Competently. Morally. lol 😂
Bitch behavior. Not surprised either with the ski mask and indecisive movement
Whoa, chill in the insults. That was probably a child playing his first game.
YES!! good to see that cockhead get instant karma! Did they try to reason with you after they fucked up?
He saw you didn’t have a shield and thought easy target amateur
i respect what he tried to do, but he failed miserably at it.
https://preview.redd.it/mht4p6xm8i8g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85bfa5fc3761e82445e7697e7a04178c86ef5055
Maybe his strat was to give you his stuff in a safe environment
What’s also crazy is you had no shield when you entered the room, and ended up literally 1hp!!!! 🤪🤪
First thought was he was just a jerk being a jerk. Then I thought, maybe he was just needing some "do damage to raider" points?
Either way, kinda dumb.
thats so funny
Oh wow he bad bad
https://imgur.com/whenever-someone-tells-me-that-im-retarded-f9FW2
That's so fng embarrassing. Time to launch Hello Kitty's Big Top Island Adventurererrm...
Outfit checks out
How nice of him to give you his loot and even protect you from 3rd parties
Ain't no god damn way he lost that fight. Bro was playing with his feet lmao
Can't even get mad at betrayers anymore, just feel bad for them. Yes I've ran into a few of them, but i refuse to let that make me scared of teaming up with a rando. At this point i hear it in ppls voice and is only time i shoot first. (Squeeky voice kids I'm sorry, but statistically you are 100% betraying me after walking in my blind spot for 100 meters, but i know a couple of you had good intentions and i feel bad sometimes.)
Something about the sporadic trust you form topside. randomly is just so rewarding to me, and feels like I'm experiencing such a good side of humanity. #1 thing I've realized is being a good person and generally trying to help others will level ur gear 100x faster than extract campers.
The random downed raider i stumble across that 100% expects the fist but gets a fibbie has payed out massively. Early in game, like lvl10, i revived a random, turned out he was max level and bored and gave me literally 20+ blueprints. I couldve downed him and got his pink gun and snapdaddy. The cancer players have no chance over time. Also, i literally don't know how ppl have it in them to befriend someone and betray them. If they somehow ran off with 50k id get it, but this person could've literally asked for my loadout and id drop it and treat it like a fun challenge.
If you get the jump on me and choose to fight, i respect that. I'm not gonna get mad at someone choosing to risk for reward. And i think the 'free load out guns are too strong' arguement is so dumb. Heavy shield plus good healing plus good tactical gear plus expensive gun loaded to tits with high tier attachments, you better hit every shot with that stitcher 1 and be positioned to reload and finish me. Otherwise you're catching a handful of remote meanies, 4 snitch scanners, and a stack of shockmommas. I don't even have to be good at aiming.
TLDR: over time the shit heads will lose
I remember The Cycle Frontier had a very powerful melee. Two charged hits killed anyone, so ratting with just melee was crazy. A little harder in Arc.
I would've shot him immediately if he came that close to me with no comms. At the latest when he took the barricade out.
Lmao this is how it is
https://i.redd.it/p9ddic2hvi8g1.gif
I think he was more scared of you than you were of him
This is the thrilling PvP all arc rats dream of. Minutes of preparation and a power imbalance. Still shite like they are IRL.
I enjoy it when bastards don't achieve their goals
Every clip I see makes this game seem absolutely awful.
chef's kiss This is why it's important to remember that your hammer is perfect for opening skulls as well as boxes.
I've won a significant number of fights by just beating someone to death while they wait for reload, or just being in close quarters.
I think people forget that you can go full-ass melee in situations like that.
Did you have a rubber duck in ya prison pocket?
Damn this kid should definitely uninstall.
Mate, I’m so glad you got them! Wooooo
Something similar happened to me and my friend We were in the locked gate scenario and 5 minutes were left we were at the extraction point (same one as in this video) when two MOFOS came to us saying there friendly the moment one of them climbed to me to flank me red flags sounded in my head They started dancing (At that time i was looking through my inventory stupid i know) they attacked us with shotguns My friend was traumatized after that
What is advantage of going full naked instead of green looting aug sticher and some bandages
The average console gamer.
Haha thought that was a video of we struggling against a single wasp until the barrier went up
A guy quietly looted the Leaper Pulse unit that I killed and went as if nothing happened. I was in shock like what the hell is happening . I would have shared the loot if he communicated. It's always the quiet guys that screw you. I didn't shoot back in real depression tbh.
That's the stuff that makes me hate this game.
I love it. The fact that you came out on top is just chefs kiss.
Free loadout with extra steps
Luckily those kinda people tend to have bad aim and are so nervous cause there is a chance they might get a kill now . Don't forget to laugh in their face when you down them .
Lmao!
He tried to cover it up!! 😂
This 1 actually smart
Trying to trap you in there like homie didn't know he was really trapped in there with YOU
Keep posting these I love em
Goddamn that must have felt good
Man, I love happy endings ^_^
Best thing to do when doing bp runs is just surrender as soon as you have one in your prison pocket. Quicker and safer
Keep em coming 😂
I see that proxi chat icon turn on the last second man. PLEASE we need to hear what you told this dude. He deserves whatever you could’ve said. DM me it if its too bad for the public eye lmfao.
I don't understand
A COMMON SHEILD IS NOT EXPENSIVE.
No way people are THIS POOR.
He was pretty close to kiling you... I wouldn't say he's the worse, but he is a piece of work.
Also he had the decency to keep things between you both private lol
Probably playing on a steam deck or something
The cod player in the lobby who is upset his gun can only shoot so many bullets after missing 1/3 of his clip. Truly a sight to behold
lol. Not my skin but my 7 year old son figured out how to load into a game when I was afk and got me killed in what probably was a similar scenario
The amount of shit-talking that would’ve started to come out my mouth…
Brooooo…. That dood needs to uninstall. I’d be embarrassed.
Nice. Probably a console player who just started and was pumped with adrenaline planning on trying to gank you.
This is a middle aged person who plays PC running on his steam deck because he’s away for the holidays and needs his raider fix.
Hahaha well done.
Good chance this was a child which makes it even funnier
Makes no sense that he didn’t die there as he even eat w/o shield. Sth. Gotta hard fucked ;)
Imagine having a gun and getting killed with a fuckin hammer lmao cmon
It happened to me really often this week. Shooting first, being so shit at the game and loosing the fight.
I 2cents is that so many PvE player are bored. They got their 5M and now there is only the PvP for them to enjoy… but they suck at it
Glad you won
Skill-based matchmaking: he’s got aim like a stormtrooper, and you’ve got reaction time and movement like a koala.
What do you mean by u went in naked for blueprints?? Does going in with nothing increase your chances to get blueprints?
Pickaxe + running in panic around an enemy while smashing Mouse 1 is pretty effective in close quarters. The deployable wall was his death sentence
Bro I just seen another dude say the same thing and kill the dude with the pick as well. Was it the same guy? I would die laughing if it was.
“Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson
https://i.redd.it/6g4rtbc8ym8g1.gif
LOL this clip had me crackin up
I heard his cat started swatting his mouse. He's a victim really.
Wow, you truly found him.
What’s the purpose of going in naked instead of just using a free kit?
It’s funny, these idiots can’t hit a still target but think starting fights is a good idea.
Your naked why are you crying haha try again
My dude never heard about personal space, also let him stay near your back , hemy got molested, survival instincts of a sponge. Feels bad when trusting on strangers play against ourselves.
Of course its on console LOL
LMFAO 😂🤣