thats what he ordered

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128 points kurayume

order

https://preview.redd.it/cv3wh5896z5g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6463d8aaf060c66aff8705d760f7a5a70f6c73a

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68 points Vincent394

Nothin like some good old "technically the truth" styled memes

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97 points about_that_time_bois

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29 points HoseanRC

Relative to earth position and rotation please

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22 points OnetimeRocket13

https://preview.redd.it/oj01ovgjp76g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0810c3602d591136857d5b38d4a30cabe85bbf1b

Higher quality version, in case people want it.

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6 points MatykTv

The problem with this is that speed is always relative to something. You cannot be staying still relative to vacuum since it doesn't exist, it has no speed.

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1 points Glad-Belt7956

Wouldn't he burn up since the earth would be moving away from him so quickly that the air behind him would compress into plasma?

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24 points S7EVEN_5

But also no because if she was going to take things literally she should've put Everything in the middle instead of only the earth.

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0 points Inevitable_Rock_4557

Well but that would just be physically impossible.

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1 points S7EVEN_5

My dude she literally got the earth between those buns...

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17 points lenya200o

This sandwich doesn't contain EVERYTHING, it would also have to contain the solar system and maybe even the whole universe.

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4 points FinanceBig6328

At least the galaxy for sure.

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1 points DaFall3n1

Well we definitely don't have everything with the galaxy here.

Maybe by putting the universe we can have everything in between but what if Multiverses exist, we have neither proved nor disproved of that theory ig

So....

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1 points IllIIllIIIIIllllIIl

And the bread, and her, and him, and the sandwich itself

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2 points _Undecided_User

Sorry I said I wanted everything

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2 points shit_at_everything1

wait, the sandwich doesn't contain them nor the sandwich itself

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2 points Ok-Beginning-9632

Erm that's not "everything", that's just Earth. I want a refund

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2 points juklwrochnowy

https://youtu.be/CccHBlGrOu8

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4 points ItzLoganM

But my everything sandwich is lacking 99.99999999% of the everything?

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1 points thelittleman101225

There's a Shel Silverstein poem about ordering an everything bagel like this

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6 points corporealistic1

Big meatball painted with food friendly paint

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3 points Xedronic

hobbit be like

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1 points laserbran2

Galactus ahh order

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1 points MLG_Countryballs

What's the characters name?

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