Stop! Thief!!
  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/neuroticsmurf, our users say your post fits the subreddit! Welcome!!

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  • 657 points Red_corvid0409

    I love that someone just casually let it out.

    Like "oh shoot, here you go bro".šŸ˜‚

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    370 points MouseEmotional813

    And someone else tried to force it to put the sandwiches back

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    255 points grkuntzmd

    How does she know that the seagull didn’t pay for it? It could have been his legitimately.

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    135 points Between3and20carctr

    Also don’t think the store or anyone would want a sandwich that a bird has been pecking at

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    113 points CleverUserName1010

    She was specie profiling

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    1 points Ok-Candy6819

    Bird privilege

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    3 points Hungry-Storm-9878

    The seagull only had seashells, and the store quit accept ing that form of payment in ā€˜19 šŸ˜‚

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    214 points newbrevity

    I'm rooting for that seagull. Not that person's job to protect a corporation.

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    69 points Icy-Variation6614

    Maybe she was trying to get him to stop so she could open it for him?

    Narrator: She typed with hope

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    124 points FGFlips

    If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

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    3 points newbrevity

    "I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence."

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    66 points impatientdolphin28

    I'd open the package for him

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    41 points Defiant-Youth-4193

    That's what I want to believe the person was trying to do. Only a monster would be trying to take away the sandwich.

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    16 points Nokan96

    Doesn't necessarily have to be because she was an asshole, it was still covered in plastic and it can hurt the seagull

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    48 points anonymoosejuice

    Be the man who let him out, not the woman in the umbrella. She doesn't know anything about that seagull, maybe he earned that sandwich!

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    28 points ttoxictomato

    That was another woman who let the seagull out... LOL

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    18 points anonymoosejuice

    Then be the woman!

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    9 points XLIVtetsuo

    Be the woman and not the woman…..damn it

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    7 points Full_metal_pants077

    That last person is a redditor saving the world so they post about it.

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    5 points deadR0

    Dichotomy of Man

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    2 points Secguy16969

    That was the kicker. Like the sandwich is really going back on the shelf at this point.

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    2 points CleverUserName1010

    I know right, we just witnessed a wild Karen in action šŸ˜‚

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    3 points AspenStarr

    Literally some shit I’d do. Like hey, can’t just leave him in there…he already has the sandwich, so you can’t put it back. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Just free the animal and let him have his win.

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  • 141 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    26 points CleverUserName1010

    The seagull

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    3 points ET72323

    Hmm. Poke your knees.

    Hoo He Ha Hoo Hoo He. . .

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    3 points Adventurous_Path5783

    "Come in Bravo team. Motion sensor not detecting. Need immediate extract."

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  • 151 points Scared-Pomegranate84

    Why did she try to take it from him? Ha

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    34 points Several-Estate7175

    Someone's gotta open it for him

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    86 points JamesBong827

    Because Karen!

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    60 points Nokan96

    Doesn't necessarily have to be because she was an asshole, it was still covered in plastic and it can hurt the seagull

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    -41 points TotoShampoin

    Because he stole it

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    26 points SavageCaveman13

    Should he have paid for it with sand dollars? What choice did he have?

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    13 points EvidenceSalesman

    That’s actually not a reason, it’s a separate fact. What’s the REASON

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    -7 points Scared-Pomegranate84

    That makes sense

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  • 33 points JaySticker

    Great video. Smart seagull - seizes the day and the sandwich. 🄪 😁

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  • 37 points Ok-Spread-7250

    remember: act like you belong there

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    8 points Just-Bat5937

    That's what a guy that I used to work with told me, he stole stuff everywhere and as far as I know never got caught. But Karma caught up with him eventually.

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    9 points terrifiedTechnophile

    Did he reincarnate as a worm or something? Or is this more like a "My Name Is Earl" situation?

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    5 points Ok-Spread-7250

    karma is just a conspiracy theory

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  • 26 points ollieballz

    No way that Aberdeen Seagull is gonna pay CO-OP prices

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  • 21 points AverellCZ

    Not his first heist

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  • 18 points netscorer1

    Seagulls are nature’s scavengers. That sandwich was obviously past expiration date

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    4 points JaySticker

    Exactly. That’s why the first one was left behind - still in date. 😁

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  • 54 points RazorLou

    Remember. If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

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    3 points ClearStrike

    What if it's my food though? Something I made and was going to eat?

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    3 points RazorLou

    Free to wage absolute war imho.

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  • 29 points BaconTreasurer

    Looks like gull was under impression that door opens when food is brought to it.

    Tossing that sandwich around in front of it.

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    15 points Dry_Action1734

    I’ve seen a similar video where they just keep doing that until it breaks open. So probably just trying to get the food inside.

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    3 points Fear_The_Rabbit

    It's the same concept of them dropping clans on rocks to crack open.

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  • 19 points BigTickEnergE

    Two types of people as seen in the video:

    1. Let me help this fella get his sandwich.

    2. I refuse to let this bird get away with a crime.

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  • 9 points TarnishedRedditCat

    Duality of men. One helps the hungry bird The other attempts to stop the bird

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  • 38 points Ok_City_7177

    G

    What's with the attempted citizens arrest by the Karen ?!

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    3 points donkeyballz13

    Maybe seagulls made her parents into a people salad sandwich when she was 7yo, and for the next 11 years, the orphanage nuns told her that it was her fault because she didn't intervene.

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  • 6 points thekactuskween

    Wait- he knocked one off the shelf and grabbed another one. Does that mean he knew exactly which kind of sandwich he wanted???

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    2 points desmondao

    Looks like tuna so that's likely lol

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  • 23 points ChiBron86

    Fuck that woman at the end

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  • 4 points Nomaddad55

    Why did the seagull cross the road?

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  • 4 points PlasticFew8201

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  • 3 points MyNameCannotBeSpoken

    Is there a subreddit of animals stealing things?

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  • 3 points HeatherMason0

    I guess at least he didn’t rip it directly out of someone’s hands?

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  • 3 points Freshouttapatience

    I’m just surprised it’s a seagull and not a corvid. Seagulls are so dumb.

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    2 points One_Construction7810

    Thats an Aberdonian Seagull, the dumb ones die young, doing stupid shit, and the canny ones live long enough to breed lots.

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  • 8 points NopeThisTrope

    The staff wasn’t staffing at that store. Seagull: āœŒļøšŸ¤£

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  • 7 points canhome

    Karen wanted to steal that sandwich for herself

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points SavageCaveman13

    Tuna.

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  • 2 points ThreFreTres

    I always wondered why don't more birds do that

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  • 2 points Sufficient-Wealth187

    If he is smart enough to get just let him have it, or put it under lock and key like everything else in CA

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  • 2 points thee_morningstar

    That seagul almost had a Karen incident

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  • 2 points LatterUnderstanding

    Don’t be red umbrella lady

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  • 2 points atreyu_the_warrior

    "Get away from me, bitch!!"- sir smoke alot

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  • 2 points InvisibleInk33

    The human trying to stop it needs to mind it's own business

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  • 2 points kaylakh10

    I started laughing when they lady helped with the theft 🤣

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  • 2 points mcboopy1

    now that's just smart shopping

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  • 2 points RefrigeratorBrave870

    That narc at the end makes me sad.

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  • 2 points Few_Feeling_6760

    Woman with the red brolly needs to mind her business.Ā 

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  • 3 points The_Space_Janitor

    That dude was a bro and then Karen showed up šŸ™„

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  • 3 points The_Purple_Bat

    Woman, let this seagull have it's sandwich

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  • 2 points canhome

    Why does the door sensor not pick up the seagull?

    I can’t imagine what would happen if it starts picking up the seagull. Imagine a flock of seagulls abusing it. šŸ˜…

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    6 points tinyyawns

    he too little

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  • 1 points SirHenry8thEarlNorth

    Where is this at?

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    4 points haverinbigjobs

    Aberdeen, Union Street

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    2 points Ok_City_7177

    Somewhere in the UK

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    -3 points LostMarvels_19

    Very helpful

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  • 1 points Shermans_ghost1864

    They wouldn't even share it. What a pig.

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  • 1 points OhYeahSplunge4me2

    Why is the video flipped left to right?

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    1 points Psychological-Ad7948

    Because this video is super old already and people flip the screen so they can repost it and the algorithm picks it up like it’s a new video.

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  • 1 points _Husker

    Ducks eat for free at Subway

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  • 1 points Hanksmom-1977

    He’s got kids to feed and it’s the holidays karen, sheesh

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  • 1 points AquafreshBandit

    I’d say the OP trained the seagull to steal sandwiches for them, but seagulls would steal food from their own mother without any objection.

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  • 1 points Prudent-Ad6525

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  • 1 points Gunkwei

    Let it have the sandwich, you dork

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  • 1 points scootymcdiggler

    Hes actually trained to do this... the guy recording is known around thoughs parts as leader of a group of animals that shoplift... he goes by Hector Dolittle

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  • 1 points Odd-Restaurant5555

    What are we teaching these animals yall

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  • 1 points The_Alvabro

    I would have noped outta there just like that lady did.

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  • 1 points crazy_nero

    When it does it, it's a genius. When I do it...

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  • 1 points JordanHawkinsMVP

    Fake caption

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  • 1 points fiestyoldbat

    And there we have it.... seagulls smart enough to self service their dietary requirements and figure out the rudimentary operation of automatic doors. When they figure out that they need to operate en masse the human race is "toast".

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  • 1 points Any-Philosopher-9023

    Buying this seagull was the best deal i've ever made! Her name is Emma!

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  • 1 points RelationshipRude9954

    That bird probably thought it died and gone to bird heaven

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  • 1 points RelationshipRude9954

    I can just walk in and get whatever I want and just leave.

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  • 1 points TruSiris

    In some cou tries theyll cut your wing off for that.

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  • 1 points NoAbrocoma9357

    This makes me happy!

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  • 1 points National_Ad260

    This doesn't look like the first time.its done that

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  • 1 points Motor_Raspberry_2150

    "I watched this and recorded it.
    Then I flipped the video, as one naturally does,
    before I put the caption on this vid that I totally recorded myself."

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  • 1 points Adiyogicky

    Smart chick

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  • 0 points SaltyArtemis

    Red umbrella to save the day šŸ™„

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  • -12 points dhoomz

    You are helping it to commit a crime

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    7 points Alarmed_Ant_9221

    I doubt that the store would care after the bird has already taken it, probably not allowed to sell it anymore anyway for health reasons. Priority would anyway be to get the bird (or any animal) out as fast as possible.Ā 

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    4 points Defiant-Youth-4193

    And?

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    3 points FGFlips

    https://preview.redd.it/vguyvvfdjk8g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8427274fe69f4178cb7cae59ba9c36230e59d364

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