I’m sure that if he was getting tired trying to bring them that he’d be able to refuel a bit by eating one along the way, much like humans do with fries.
I've seen crow fly across a highway with a whole pizza. A pizza place was on the other side and they would throw out whole pizzas sometimes. The crows would swoop down. One crow can fly with a whole pizza lol! My father in law worked across the street from the pizza place and he said he saw them do it all the time.
I (F) have this trait and my spouse (M) is constantly yelling at me "don't try to carry everything at once!" While I yell back "I LIKE carrying everything at once!" It's a not a daily occurrence, but close.
I used dude in the same sense that you’d use chick
These statements literally contradict each other lol
Edit: can someone please explain the downvotes? “I’m not implying the bird can only be male, I’m just implying the bird can only be male” is basically what the above comment said and it makes no fucking sense 😂
just like the fatass mouse on Cinderella too focused on trying to carry all the corn kernels that he didn't notice that bitchass cat stalking him. except better cuz he flies away with all the crackers.
u/Some-Criticism-8770, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
The fate of your post is in the hands of the most savage animals of all now, the mods.
I hope he made it where he was going with those.
I’m sure that if he was getting tired trying to bring them that he’d be able to refuel a bit by eating one along the way, much like humans do with fries.
That 100% all went straight into the water lol.
Depends if it has a better airspeed velocity than a swallow weather laden or unladen
Not coconuts were harmed in the making of this video.
A møøse once bit my sister…
And it turned her into a witch, who then turned some random guy into a newt
Yeah he probably dropped them along the way
Probably fell out like Sonic rings
A diabetic coma
I watch squirrels go nutty this time of year and think that what they really need are pockets.
I think a little sling backpack would serve them nicely
That’s how kangaroos were born
Kangaravens are the next evolution!
The come pre installed with pouches
Pretty good for no arms
If he drops that same cookie while flying he will lose his shit 😆🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I respect the hustle that big chonker has.
Immediately plumets under the weight of the biscuits.
😆😆😆
r/foundtheenglish
Poor little Gus Gus.
I was waiting for them to all fall out of its mouth once it flew away 😆
I don’t underestimate corvids. There’s one crow who likes to take ALL the peanuts I put out at once and he won’t give up until he gets them.
I've seen crow fly across a highway with a whole pizza. A pizza place was on the other side and they would throw out whole pizzas sometimes. The crows would swoop down. One crow can fly with a whole pizza lol! My father in law worked across the street from the pizza place and he said he saw them do it all the time.
Omg. Crying. The way he took off and immediately starting losing altitude. He’s all “I will swim before dropping one of these”
Lol, he should find a bag to carry them
A corvids intelligence + a seagulls gluttony = that bird
That bird, and me 🥴
Definitely a dude. He has the carry all groceries in 1 trip trait in him.
I too have to carry all the groceries in one trip unless my arms are gonna fall off. Born female lmao
Yes because that trait is gender locked
I (F) have this trait and my spouse (M) is constantly yelling at me "don't try to carry everything at once!" While I yell back "I LIKE carrying everything at once!" It's a not a daily occurrence, but close.
I really don't get why you are downvoted or what the reply even means. I thought your comment made sense.
Thank you!
Eh no! I have a twin brother. So my mother literally carried the entire lineage in 1 trip.
I used dude in the same sense that you'd use chick.
Justguysbeingdudes Justgalsbeingchicks
:)
These statements literally contradict each other lol
Edit: can someone please explain the downvotes? “I’m not implying the bird can only be male, I’m just implying the bird can only be male” is basically what the above comment said and it makes no fucking sense 😂
Sorry you are upset. I hope you have a great weekend!
This is such a conversation ending response and I love it
Oh sweetie, you wish you mattered enough to me to be able to upset me
The Fable of the Crow and the Cookies. The moral being, you can always find room for one more cookie.
Beautiful video hehe. Love animals & birds. They are a gift to us.
That's a single mom with baby crows to feed.
It’s a man bringing in the groceries ;)
Energy and persistence conquer all things. (Benjamin Franklin)
I did not think he was going to do it! Crows are amazing.
And their bigger than a swallow, so probably has better airspeed velocity
I mean, I would probably even drop a few of them.
That was some awesome problem solving skills!!
NoCookieLeftBehindFoundation
This is the greed they talk about in the Bible.
His greed sickens me
You are filled with *determination***
Me when I'm trying to take my food upstairs after a night out...
Looks like the cookies weighed him down too much to fly at the end 😂😂
Genius Big Time. Absolutely Amazing!!! Fantastic video.
Reminds me of gus gus in cinderella
This is how I look in my yard after a storm, struggling to get all the dead fall in one go.
Hope he made to its destination with all 6 cookies
Needs a paper bag
Two trips is for pussies
Wouldn’t want to be behind him in a buffet line!
His greed sickens me
Found my soul animal ❤️
Most impressive. Bird:if you're reading this. Come to my deck, I will feed you till your fat, then capture you and keep you as a loyal companion.
So friggin impressive!
just like the fatass mouse on Cinderella too focused on trying to carry all the corn kernels that he didn't notice that bitchass cat stalking him. except better cuz he flies away with all the crackers.
He has quite a big family to feed lol
💐🏆🎊
Mama’s got babies to feed
/animalsbeinggreetyasfuck! Just leave one cookie for the other guy, reminds me a coworker …
That was one determined birb.
The cookie conundrum .. or Schrödinger’s cookies
Now let's watch a seagull try this
Me getting the groceries from the car to the house
That's me, I'm too lazy to go twice even though I lose at least half of the cookies.
Greedy crow 🤣
His greed sickens me
G of course
Crows/ravens are amazing
I was really rooting for them
That’s gotta be tough to do with your mouth
This is me. Every time I have Timbits (donut holes for non-Canadians).
I cheered on the bird.
r/GreedyBasterds
Crows are amazing!
🤣🤣🤣
Omg I take all my groceries from my car like this…I need to take everything all at once 😂
G
G
Waste not...
Those look like ‘Nilla Wafers. I’d do the same thing
https://preview.redd.it/olp4c5q0uo5g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e2ec3216f31cbdafc646273116d4e3e09e71962
He will take all the cookies
I love him and the scenery! Lol lil fatty 🤦♀️😂🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰
He is KING of the COOKIES!
That's SO raven!
Reminded me of Gus trying to carry all that corn in Cinderella.
So smart!
I salute that crow.
Waste not want not
I admire his sense of priorities.
It's the constant look back that slays me 😂
Gotta love crows!!!!!!……
Sooo smart!
Me heading back to my room after perusing the kitchen at 2 am
I feel like he dropped at least one :(
He picked up the full stack
It’s just like when a guy (me) insists on carrying the grocery home all at once, to make just one trip of it.
I need Ozzyman Reviews to voice this over.
Same thing I do when I’m carrying all my grocery bags at once
Like my kid when I say take 1….
Good birb. Smart birb. Gettem all
let the crow have smoko
Big ambitions, lots of cookies.
Mormont’s raven singlehandedly feeding the Night’s Watch.
Well done!
Hey Jordy save me some ( at least the crums )
And then they all fell in the ocean
He knows you are watching. He doesn't care.
Crow with the whole row
If he’s a regular, you should call him “Gus Gus” after the little fat mouse from disneys Cinderella who tries to carry all the corn at once 😂
I’m voting corvid 2028