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  • 533 points banned4evver

    https://preview.redd.it/fbif5uroaa5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795eedfb76c94e6c36d9a90ab79c7d062fd191ed

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    238 points Ok-Computer2914

    https://preview.redd.it/l51hi0336c5g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada5af51e8b2e52c9ad4ee4cfa138e9ec0df9991

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  • 166 points ItalianFlame342

    Just turn the child towards the car and scream "This happened because you kept asking if we were there yet." then leave.

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    55 points WilonPlays

    No no.

    You show the kid their dead dad and scream “this happened because you kept asking if we were there yet”

    Then you lean in to their ear and whisper “this is all your fault, no one will ever forgive you”

    Then you sit there child down and leave.

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    14 points ItalianFlame342

    You forgot to add "your mom hates you and always had, but this justified it." And "your guilt will stay with you for life and there's no heaven so you'll never meet the one person who loved you again."

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    9 points FirstOfficerDelta

    This comment section goes to r/foundsatan

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    4 points [deleted]

    What’s wrong with you people?

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    1 points MammothFruit6398

    https://preview.redd.it/exddltg1ks5g1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57cae2d78c34547af33270e804a94893fff478c

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    2 points ItalianFlame342

    Nah the smile you have when you do it needs to be more deranged

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    1 points MammothFruit6398

    is that even possible

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    2 points ItalianFlame342

    https://preview.redd.it/pa43rb43ls5g1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6288cfb157c28954e81aff10f085058685d436c9

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    2 points ItalianFlame342

    Or good old Williams smile.

    https://preview.redd.it/5fxwo9t7ls5g1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21015c53cb825557260d6eca1d877ba304dd2b3d

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  • 241 points AliceTheOmelette

    This gets lighter every time it's reposted

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    11 points SureWhyNot5182

    Gonna have to just repost it in light mode next time, a and brighten the letters

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    2 points Vindomini

    Sun exposure

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    0 points Altruistic_Expert_92

    it's the first time I saw it, so reposting worked ig

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  • 141 points Mr-Nihilist

    Im dead 💀 and I know its not just me. See what I did there???

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    35 points DiligentPenguin_7115

    This is taking me out (just like the dad in the accident)

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    15 points pleasebuymydonut

    I just crashed my car while looking at this comment thread because it was too funny (I am unable to make any connections between this statement and the OP as I'm currently bleeding out)

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  • 109 points RedDiamond6

    Nooooo! Too far!!! 😡 🤬😠🤬

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    176 points Psychotic_EGG

    Well I'm sorry sweetheart, but that's the closest one.

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    23 points Gold_Pin665

    r/angryupvote

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    47 points RedDiamond6

    Noooooooooo 😭 asshole 😆

    On further review: I should have worded that differently in regard to the message of the meme. The meme itself goes too far!!!! 😭 I am so pissed off right now 😂 you got me good.

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  • 9 points real_uncommon_

    The award that this post received accurately reflects the look on my face after reading this. lol!

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  • 16 points doubleshotofbland

    I can appreciate the craft in the black humour, but didn't enjoy this one.

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  • 10 points geekolojust

    https://preview.redd.it/uo2qps49tc5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eded54514b37ab54e1ed4494a62582caaddf9fcd

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    2 points MammothFruit6398

    https://preview.redd.it/s2a2jpneks5g1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb73c0a057ba7435a47562fc113253c9bf86bb5

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  • 4 points JohannesMarcus

    r/cursedcomments

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    1 points cVt3y0m3

    thanks for your contribution

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    2 points MammothFruit6398

    im going to contribute on you

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  • 3 points No_Specific3284

    Dark

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  • 3 points ShockDragon

    This counts as an "angry upvote"?

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    1 points THE_DARK_ASSASSIN1

    Technically no because he got downvoted 🤓

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  • 3 points Ayven

    I swear, ChatGPT writes better jokes than Reddit. Well, it’s my fault for having eyes

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    2 points jasondbk

    Having eyes isn’t your fault.

    Using Reddit and not liking what you see is your fault.

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  • 9 points Nochnichtvergeben

    Ancient image and comment. Still funny, though.

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  • 6 points Mr_Master501

    Not an angry upvote for me

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  • 2 points bromancebladesmith

    Feel like i need to visit confession for laughing lol

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  • 2 points Colorado_luvbug

    How heartbreaking

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  • 2 points Vincent394

    Can we talk about the legendary pull though by that officer?

    He knew what to do: keep the child happy while death occurred

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  • 6 points Mettelhed

    The joke is not funny enough to justify using this image imo.

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  • 2 points XanderIsCool1755

    Is this... is this supposed to be funny? Where is the ha ha's?

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    0 points ByornJaeger

    The comment below the picture.

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    1 points XanderIsCool1755

    No, this is just extremely heartbreaking. This isn't a "cursed comment," this is just someone being an asshole.

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    1 points TempDestinyAccount

    You are clearly on the wrong sub

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    1 points XanderIsCool1755

    Clearly. I genuinely don't get how saying "you're never gonna see your family again" is so 🤣🤣

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  • 1 points recursion_is_love

    MIB

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  • 1 points ImNoHero_

    Because she doesn't have a mom or relatives either?

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  • 1 points AT6STREAMING

    These people are so f///

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  • 1 points mazae12

    This meme is so old, I've seen one in 2013-is

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  • 1 points Outrageous_Doctor_73

    see that cloud in the sky ? it might be your dad new home now

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  • 1 points Hot_Acanthocephala53

    Dextra was born that day

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  • 1 points No-Kaleidoscope-9432

    The girl's father died and emergency crews were working to save the rest of her family. He held her close and pointed toward the flashing lights of a fire truck in the distance to distract her, singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." How sad can it possibly get.

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  • 1 points -I_Have_No_Idea-

    “Hey, do you wanna be like Batman?”

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  • 0 points Hot-Foundation-7610

    As always, people continue to joke about things that they've never been through to look and feel edgy.

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  • 1 points 5th_times_a_charm5

    The people who find this funny are either teenagers, 20-50 something "child free" folks, or have borderline anti-social, narcissistic, psychopathic features.

    As a single parent, this meme makes me sad. I'm sure I would have found this funny when I was younger, naive, and self centered; long before I had genuine empathy for children and others.

    Edit: words

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    1 points Winter-Explanation-5

    Comedy is subjective. Stop acting like your opinion means anything on the internet.

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    1 points 5th_times_a_charm5

    Subjective does not mean morally aligned.

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    1 points 5th_times_a_charm5

    You're right though, my opinion does not matter in a room full of different characters and lenses. I'll just scroll and not comment next time.

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    1 points Winter-Explanation-5

    Don't you do that. My opinion doesn't matter either. It's the internet. You're SUPPOSED to mention your unwanted opinions.

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    2 points 5th_times_a_charm5

    Fair enough.

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    1 points Straight_Age8562

    Did you ever heard about dark humor?

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  • -18 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points Severe-Catch-7801

    The person who says about a person joking about this that the person joking does not deserve parents, so the person saying about the person joking about this should not be here on reddit where there is so much to be offended of; just like the person who made a funny joke.

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    3 points Calm_Ad5588

    Yeah well your fricken fat man. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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    4 points Severe-Catch-7801

    https://preview.redd.it/lzeggidwhb5g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c8c90007eee13cc04d49e9b8b486ab64cbce46

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    2 points Calm_Ad5588

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    1 points DieSuzie2112

    The person who judges who deserves parents or not is the true one who doesn’t deserve them.

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