I, 26 straight male, was at a chess match experimenting with my sexuality. Like most do, I had inserted an unlubricated 8 inch butt plug into my rectum to feel what it is like to take it. Little did I know that my butt plug would save the day. Watching the game, I saw the opponent pass his pawn to the other end of the board and with a smile went to make his pawn into a queen. Suddenly, both players came to the same realization: they had no spare queens. Like most chess players, both started sobbing uncontrollably and for a moment I thought the match would be over. Then, I remembered! My butt plug! I ran over to the board and stood on it, dropped my pants, and shoved my entire hand up my ass. The crowd gasped, clearly intimidated by my immense aura. With a crisp pop, the shit covered plug was removed from my ass and I placed it on the board. Both players smiled and the game continued. By the end I was crowned the hero of the match and was able to re-insert it. The moral of the story is you can be an important part of a chess match with a butt plug, even when it isnt vibrating.