ELO is stored in the balls
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  • 47 points fleshgodt

    mine are always empty

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  • 14 points Martitoad

    Oh that's why I lose 100k every day!

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  • 8 points Dzontra95

    Pampers

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    7 points PetrosianBot

    "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me

    fmhall | github

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  • 8 points TheKingOfWhatTheHeck

    That’s where the pipi is stored too!

    Also didn’t know you had smooth grooves in your balls.

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    3 points PetrosianBot

    Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

    fmhall | github

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  • 5 points Mushroom-Gorge

    Electric Light Orchestra?

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    2 points VIP_NAIL_SPA

    Their concerts are wild, I hear.

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    2 points Wrath-of-Pie

    Don't bring me down

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    1 points Reymond_StJames

    Deserves to be on r/elocirclejerk for the true chookers

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    2 points NoLordShallLive

    r/subsithoughtifellfor

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    1 points fanty_wingedhorse

    Mr. Blue Balls

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  • 3 points legend816h

    Oh thats why i keep losing elo when i-

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  • 3 points Ackerack

    I knew the botez sisters were trans I just couldn’t prove it

    Til now. Checkmate, females.

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  • 2 points FreeMeijikou

    Damn I must have a lotta elo

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    1 points FreeMeijikou

    Why is it still 500?

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  • 2 points Ashamed_Fishing_373

    that's why women bad at chess

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    1 points Dull_File370

    Even without balls, ELO can be stored in handbags, that's why many women (irregardless of their ball situation) carry purses 😌

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  • 2 points MechanicSalt9891

    So Magnus Carlsen and the other pros are the og no fappers? Does the elo represent the days or how does it work?

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  • 1 points eno1ce

    Oh that's why I lost half of my elo after testicle cancer treatment

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  • 1 points Existing_Led9595

    So that’s why I’m still 424 elo

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  • 1 points VIP_NAIL_SPA

    What a vas deferens it made when I first learned this.

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  • 1 points someone__420

    i see..

    who wants to edge with me guys

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  • 1 points Trick-Sprinkles-3083

    Thats why i cannot move above 0

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  • 1 points roofitor

    When we play chess, you WILL treat me with respect. I DEMAND deferens.

    Also, pipi

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    1 points PetrosianBot

    Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

    fmhall | github

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  • 1 points Rinkulu

    Does this mean that you lose the ability to play chess after declining en passant?

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  • 1 points Sylvinus98hun

    Pipi?

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    1 points PetrosianBot

    "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me

    fmhall | github

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  • 1 points Few_Cartographer4720

    Pipi

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    1 points PetrosianBot

    Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

    fmhall | github

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  • 1 points One-Reaction-5890

    https://preview.redd.it/ozj2e4sgpr5g1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e73ce70957e6d3f4fc7596b7c9cb52b4769dd75

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  • 1 points Maksim_Azarov

    That’s why I get hard after winning so many games

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  • 1 points EvensenFM

    What if I have a Virginia

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    2 points TreronYT

    Ovaries

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