throw away account cause i don’t want my roommate to see this
since i was a teenager i've always slept naked. i always get too hot at night and its just generally way more comfortable for me to sleep that way. whenever i leave my room i'm always dressed, or at the very least have shorts or something on if i'm going to/from the shower. my roommate knows this and up to this point has had no problem with it and we always knock on each others doors anyway to be polite.
the issue started when he brought over his girlfriend to stay a couple nights. we all get along pretty well and have all hung out a few times before, but this was the first time she had come over and spent the night. we had all gone out drinking and got home pretty late so once we all walked in we just went straight to sleep. i, of course, went to bed with my usual routine of getting naked and hopping in bed. well, sometime during the night my roommate's girlfriend needed to use the bathroom, but she didn't know which room it was. my room and the bathroom are right next to each other and she opened my door by mistake. i have a vague memory of her opening my door, but i was half asleep and when she closed it i went right back to sleep. the next morning i woke up and my roommate and his girlfriend were upset with me because when she walked in she saw everything and she was mad i would sleep naked when a guest was over in the first place. they both said i need to start wearing clothes to sleep since my roommate's girlfriend is gonna probably be sleeping over more often and it makes her uncomfortable. my argument was that i'm in my own private space away from them and that while i understand it was a mistake, it's still her fault that she walked in on me sleeping.
its been a few days and my roommate still won't let it go. i still sleep naked, and now once on purpose he's walked in on me sleeping just to see if i was naked or not. i don't really care about him seeing me naked cause we've seen each other naked before, but this is getting really out of hand. i don't think i should have to wear clothes to sleep just because it makes his girlfriend uncomfortable even though i'm in my own private room.
tl;dr my roommate's girlfriend walked in on me sleeping naked in my own room and now they both want me to start wearing clothes to sleep
edit: to everyone saying i should lock my door or add a lock, i would really like to. unfortunately the place we're staying at doesn't want us to change the door handles or anything so i can't do that. however i am currently looking into ways to stop my door from opening that isn't like a barricade or that drills into the door/wall
It 100% is.
There’s a lot of creeps online writing out their little fantasies and passing them off as real events to involve strangers unwillingly in their kinks which is disgusting behavior but not at all surprising. At least in these cases, it’s easy to understand why they are lying and what they get out of it even if it’s worse than the more ambiguous posts.
EDIT:
I looked at that creeps profile and everything is hidden but their description is “super secret nsfw/throwaway account” lol. So not only are they posting weird fetish shit but they want people to know that’s the entire purpose of their account.
To be fair, the last time I had roommates we were all constantly, cheerfully and openly sleeping with each others' boyfriends, each other, and the standing army, so this is both possible and still NBD.
I also think it's a kind of a plot hole that they all went out drinking and the girlfriend went right to bed without having to use the bathroom first and learning where it was when they were all awake. At the very least, it's extremely unlikely that she wouldn't have wanted to pee or wash her face or something before bed.
OP is just karma farming. He has used this account twice before in an attempt to post nudes on other subs but those subs removed his posts due to not having enough karma.
Edit: for those wondering, I am 6’7 and go to the gym three times a day (I need an entire turkey daily to hit my protein goals), my roommate is about 350lbs and loves to eat junk food, and his girlfriend is about 200lbs and claims BMI is a scam for women. They have had to replace their bed three times since their fatness breaks the bed frame and destroys the mattress. No, I don’t think his girlfriend is into me because when we’ve had conveniently timed discussions about men who go to the gym, she loudly shrieks that she would never go for a man like me, and shrieks even louder when I say men like me would never go for her either…
Just wait until OOPs roommate’s shrieking MIL-to-be comes to visit and needs to use the entirety of his bedroom because she is 800lbs. And then poor OOP has to sleep outside on the balcony - naked, shedded, and absolutely hung - for all the town to see.
I always think these stories come from a real place but are grossly exaggerated.
Here’s what happened. His roommate probably joked “I’m bringing my gf to sleep over, no sleeping naked” as a joke and he made this entire psychotic story up based on that
Huh Maybe if the storyteller is great at telling a story but when people on reddit use AI to write stories for them they tend to end up with something that makes very little sense.
I've seen this movie before. In order to convince OP to wear clothes roommate starts sucking his dick while he sleeps. However this causes a psychosomatic response in both of them. OP is unable to sleep without getting his dick sucked and roommate can't fall asleep without sucking OP's dick. This causes a tense game of cat and mouse as they have to go through the dick sucking to rest but without the girlfriend or others find out. At one point OP has to go to a family funeral and roommate has to sneak into OP's aunt's house to suck his dick and get out before falling asleep himself. It all comes to a head when roommate tries to stop because he is getting married. OP has him suck his dick and they sleep through the wedding and are found by the bride sleeping in the men's room. They finally have to come clean and let it all out. In the end they decide to arrangement works and the three live happily ever after.
Why do people who sleep naked constantly feel the urge to tell people about it on reddit? I have more layers than an onion on when I go to sleep but you don't see me asking AITA about it
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AITA for sleeping naked in my own room?
throw away account cause i don’t want my roommate to see this
since i was a teenager i've always slept naked. i always get too hot at night and its just generally way more comfortable for me to sleep that way. whenever i leave my room i'm always dressed, or at the very least have shorts or something on if i'm going to/from the shower. my roommate knows this and up to this point has had no problem with it and we always knock on each others doors anyway to be polite.
the issue started when he brought over his girlfriend to stay a couple nights. we all get along pretty well and have all hung out a few times before, but this was the first time she had come over and spent the night. we had all gone out drinking and got home pretty late so once we all walked in we just went straight to sleep. i, of course, went to bed with my usual routine of getting naked and hopping in bed. well, sometime during the night my roommate's girlfriend needed to use the bathroom, but she didn't know which room it was. my room and the bathroom are right next to each other and she opened my door by mistake. i have a vague memory of her opening my door, but i was half asleep and when she closed it i went right back to sleep. the next morning i woke up and my roommate and his girlfriend were upset with me because when she walked in she saw everything and she was mad i would sleep naked when a guest was over in the first place. they both said i need to start wearing clothes to sleep since my roommate's girlfriend is gonna probably be sleeping over more often and it makes her uncomfortable. my argument was that i'm in my own private space away from them and that while i understand it was a mistake, it's still her fault that she walked in on me sleeping.
its been a few days and my roommate still won't let it go. i still sleep naked, and now once on purpose he's walked in on me sleeping just to see if i was naked or not. i don't really care about him seeing me naked cause we've seen each other naked before, but this is getting really out of hand. i don't think i should have to wear clothes to sleep just because it makes his girlfriend uncomfortable even though i'm in my own private room.
tl;dr my roommate's girlfriend walked in on me sleeping naked in my own room and now they both want me to start wearing clothes to sleep
edit: to everyone saying i should lock my door or add a lock, i would really like to. unfortunately the place we're staying at doesn't want us to change the door handles or anything so i can't do that. however i am currently looking into ways to stop my door from opening that isn't like a barricade or that drills into the door/wall
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This just another nothing-burger post that could be easily fixed by having a spine but I do like how many people are like “She wants OPs magnum dong!”
I low key think this is a weird sex thing for OOP.
Why do you think I tagged this as a fetish post? Lol
(I'm not OOP.)
Lol i totally missed that. Great call
It 100% is. There’s a lot of creeps online writing out their little fantasies and passing them off as real events to involve strangers unwillingly in their kinks which is disgusting behavior but not at all surprising. At least in these cases, it’s easy to understand why they are lying and what they get out of it even if it’s worse than the more ambiguous posts.
EDIT: I looked at that creeps profile and everything is hidden but their description is “super secret nsfw/throwaway account” lol. So not only are they posting weird fetish shit but they want people to know that’s the entire purpose of their account.
To be fair, the last time I had roommates we were all constantly, cheerfully and openly sleeping with each others' boyfriends, each other, and the standing army, so this is both possible and still NBD.
The standing army too?
Thats hella patriotic. Thank you for your service.
Yeah, for a bunch of pinko/anarchist students and other degenerates, we did our part.
Didn't hurt that military personnel are often good at fixing stuff around the house and decent at cooking and cleaning.
This is how i got an std lmao
We were pretty safe and square about the whole thing, although most sexually active adults have had at least one form of HPV.
There was one guy who gave one (1) of us herpes. The network served as intended and he left town a couple months later.
OOP definitely didn’t think of the plot hole of locks on the doors until after he posted and of course the doors don’t have locks
I also think it's a kind of a plot hole that they all went out drinking and the girlfriend went right to bed without having to use the bathroom first and learning where it was when they were all awake. At the very least, it's extremely unlikely that she wouldn't have wanted to pee or wash her face or something before bed.
Yes another big plot hole
OP is just karma farming. He has used this account twice before in an attempt to post nudes on other subs but those subs removed his posts due to not having enough karma.
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Idk why people who sleep naked constantly feel the need to tell everyone on Reddit that they sleep naked.
The thing is, you’ll never know about the ones who don’t talk about it because it’s not their whole personality. It’s just the way they sleep.
bunch a weirdos
Its why we have this sub. To point and laugh at all the "advice givers" with their totally sane takes lol
i was talking about the three “characters” in the story but ur point is also valid lol
Edit incoming where OOP finds out roommate/gf were intimidated because of his chiseled abs and massive cock & balls
And it's a complete coincidence that the guy with chiseled abs and massive dong is naked as much as humanly possible.
Edit: for those wondering, I am 6’7 and go to the gym three times a day (I need an entire turkey daily to hit my protein goals), my roommate is about 350lbs and loves to eat junk food, and his girlfriend is about 200lbs and claims BMI is a scam for women. They have had to replace their bed three times since their fatness breaks the bed frame and destroys the mattress. No, I don’t think his girlfriend is into me because when we’ve had conveniently timed discussions about men who go to the gym, she loudly shrieks that she would never go for a man like me, and shrieks even louder when I say men like me would never go for her either…
Just wait until OOPs roommate’s shrieking MIL-to-be comes to visit and needs to use the entirety of his bedroom because she is 800lbs. And then poor OOP has to sleep outside on the balcony - naked, shedded, and absolutely hung - for all the town to see.
Just a travesty
I always think these stories come from a real place but are grossly exaggerated.
Here’s what happened. His roommate probably joked “I’m bringing my gf to sleep over, no sleeping naked” as a joke and he made this entire psychotic story up based on that
There really is no difference between someone telling a real story and someone telling a completely made up one lol
Huh Maybe if the storyteller is great at telling a story but when people on reddit use AI to write stories for them they tend to end up with something that makes very little sense.
I've seen this movie before. In order to convince OP to wear clothes roommate starts sucking his dick while he sleeps. However this causes a psychosomatic response in both of them. OP is unable to sleep without getting his dick sucked and roommate can't fall asleep without sucking OP's dick. This causes a tense game of cat and mouse as they have to go through the dick sucking to rest but without the girlfriend or others find out. At one point OP has to go to a family funeral and roommate has to sneak into OP's aunt's house to suck his dick and get out before falling asleep himself. It all comes to a head when roommate tries to stop because he is getting married. OP has him suck his dick and they sleep through the wedding and are found by the bride sleeping in the men's room. They finally have to come clean and let it all out. In the end they decide to arrangement works and the three live happily ever after.
Absolute Literature
"comes to a head"
Tee hee
hold up his writing is this fire?
Bro legit said throwaway account
"You are a fully nude penislord and I am three shrinking fleshy peas. Please find a tarpaulin to cover your pork statue always facing the sun."
I think this is inspired by the DoorDash girl situation
this story has been reposted by different accounts like 10 times in the past couple years
Waiting for the follow-up BS post: " my roommate's GF came in and we had sex. She is pregnant, AITA?".
If a video is added they can post it in the Reddit NSFW porn threads. Might even start their own Onlyfans account.
Guess they both came in
Why do people who sleep naked constantly feel the urge to tell people about it on reddit? I have more layers than an onion on when I go to sleep but you don't see me asking AITA about it
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