AIO for being fed up with my bf’s farting obsession?
i (F17) have been with my boyfriend (M20) for a few years. we’ve been friends since we were kids.
in general, he’s totally fine. he has great hygiene, he chefs it up for me all the time, he buys me things constantly... if you listed his qualities without this issue he’d sound like a good boyfriend.
the problem is his farting, it’s constant and deliberate. sometimes he frames it as a joke, but it’s never funny. he’ll do it near my face, under blankets, on the couch, while i’m lying down….. it is unavoidable. he’s even shown up at my work pretending to bring me dinner, only to fart in front of me and leave 🥲
i have asthma and his farts trigger it. they also cause pink eye/sinus infections/headaches/nausea/really bad acne.
he’s obsessed with calling me hurtful nicknames. he calls me names like bumper car, turn signal, clove, clump, clamper, cluster, fart buster, and pants. he also always talks in a baby voice. i’ve told him these nicknames are very hurtful to me and that i don’t like being called them. when i clearly told him that it hurts my feelings, he didn’t apologize or stop, he just responded by farting on me.
we’ve even talked about getting engaged but idk how much longer i can tolerate this. AIO for thinking this is a serious problem and not something i should have to tolerate even though we’ve been together a long time and have talked about marriage?
tldr- my bf is constantly farting on me and it’s causing health problems and idk what to do
he’s obsessed with calling me hurtful nicknames. he calls me names like--
At least for fucking ONCE, most of the comments are calling it out. But imagine being the credulous fool who read the rest of that sentence and insists this story has a fucking crumb of truth to it. Like, can you tie your shoes? Feed yourself? Walk a single block without tossing yourself into traffic? Truly incredible work.
Also, if you know a Paladin they automatically get +4 when casting Reveal.
2xAlso, Mage Fire and Mighty Wind are antibacterial and would help with the pink eye. If you don’t have an MU or a Cleric teleport to Town and pay 3 gold to get it done.
It kinda has to by the very nature of the beast. You want more eyes so you can have a youtuber read you on their channel. You create a fake mundane story about abusive parents or an apathetic boyfriend or a savage illness, and no one cares. You make up something a little wild like that you're a 46 year old man being abused by your eight year old daughter or that you're a bright young adult being asked to die so your sister can go to college, and shit, somebody has already done it. So you have to get crazier.
And thus here we are, reaching the point where AIO is indistinguishable from a parody sub and even their users are admitting something is fake.
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AIO for being fed up with my bf’s farting obsession?
i (F17) have been with my boyfriend (M20) for a few years. we’ve been friends since we were kids.
in general, he’s totally fine. he has great hygiene, he chefs it up for me all the time, he buys me things constantly... if you listed his qualities without this issue he’d sound like a good boyfriend.
the problem is his farting, it’s constant and deliberate. sometimes he frames it as a joke, but it’s never funny. he’ll do it near my face, under blankets, on the couch, while i’m lying down….. it is unavoidable. he’s even shown up at my work pretending to bring me dinner, only to fart in front of me and leave 🥲
i have asthma and his farts trigger it. they also cause pink eye/sinus infections/headaches/nausea/really bad acne.
he’s obsessed with calling me hurtful nicknames. he calls me names like bumper car, turn signal, clove, clump, clamper, cluster, fart buster, and pants. he also always talks in a baby voice. i’ve told him these nicknames are very hurtful to me and that i don’t like being called them. when i clearly told him that it hurts my feelings, he didn’t apologize or stop, he just responded by farting on me.
we’ve even talked about getting engaged but idk how much longer i can tolerate this. AIO for thinking this is a serious problem and not something i should have to tolerate even though we’ve been together a long time and have talked about marriage?
tldr- my bf is constantly farting on me and it’s causing health problems and idk what to do
thank you for any advice!
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At least for fucking ONCE, most of the comments are calling it out. But imagine being the credulous fool who read the rest of that sentence and insists this story has a fucking crumb of truth to it. Like, can you tie your shoes? Feed yourself? Walk a single block without tossing yourself into traffic? Truly incredible work.
The thing that gets me is that one of the hurtful nicknames is literally “pants”.
Whatever, Blinker. This shit is real and so serious. I think OP needs to call the police because this is cruel and unusual abuse.
SILENCE, clump!
Literally did a spit-take and sprayed gin all over an airport bar reading this.
...also surprised "Spit Take" wasn't one of the nicknames
There are people believing it. One idiot even said to set ‘boundaries’. I hate that word now because of Reddit.
"My boundary is not being called clamper"
Farts so bad they cause sinus infections. Okay.
and acne. farts so thicc they cloggin up her pores
Butthole to nostril type farts.
Check your house for hex bags and cursed totems, girl
Also, if you know a Paladin they automatically get +4 when casting Reveal.
2xAlso, Mage Fire and Mighty Wind are antibacterial and would help with the pink eye. If you don’t have an MU or a Cleric teleport to Town and pay 3 gold to get it done.
"I have asthma and his farts trigger it" is flair gold... I might have to change mine...
Do it
🫠
I double dog dare you!
It is done.
That was my favorite part of the post, obviously farts induce asthma
Are you dating my 9 year old son???
The name calling definitely screams 9 yr old, you pants you!
I swear AIO is just gradually turning into this sub
It kinda has to by the very nature of the beast. You want more eyes so you can have a youtuber read you on their channel. You create a fake mundane story about abusive parents or an apathetic boyfriend or a savage illness, and no one cares. You make up something a little wild like that you're a 46 year old man being abused by your eight year old daughter or that you're a bright young adult being asked to die so your sister can go to college, and shit, somebody has already done it. So you have to get crazier.
And thus here we are, reaching the point where AIO is indistinguishable from a parody sub and even their users are admitting something is fake.
There are DEFINITELY some posts made over Th ere that absolutely look like they were made by someone here as a troll post.
Yeah I'm dying alone.
Clove?
You fucking pants! Lousy turn signal!
If OOP’s bf tried a little hard it would be a shitpost.
He seems like too much of a coward to go all the way
Nah, wrong flair. This is Typed One-Handed for sure.
this reads like peter griffin dating meg
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I’m glad it didn’t work for OP cuz they copied the 3819362 other posts just like it.