6 years 9 months ago (nice) I (24m, 6ft, 205lbs, 10% body fat) gave birth to this subreddit (6.75f, Vegan, 250,000lbs, 100% bodyfat) when I was a highschooler in a tumultuous home situation with little outlet to go outside and make friends so I spent all my time online. Between then and now I went to college (full academic scholarship, unlike my dumdum MIL step sister), got married (28DDD, 50lbs, 23f, carnivorous), and started a successful business (I'm also rich, unlike the poors). I'm also incredibly jacked and fit (6ft, 205lbs, 10%bf as confirmed by co-mod u/Fluffinn).
AITA for actually having a life (unlike you poors) and abandoning my 6.75 year old child to get milk (and get jacked, and get rich, and get laid) and letting my 6.75 year old child become a desolate hull of what it once was?
ESH - if you can't mod 24/7 and please every opinion at every time, what the fuck are you even doing?!?
Getting more jacked, more rich, and more laid.
I also want to shoutout all the mods managing this place while I reap in those sweet reddit royalties. u/Fluffinn, u/officer_panda159, u/DamnThoseChickens, u/MagicalSomething, and
u/ArcticFoxBunny. Thanks for all you do.
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NTA. You didn't abandon your child, you practiced free-range parenting. We might not be the rich doctor child of the family, with faux-professionalism and a polished finish, but we don't need to be. We're the mirror of society in all its glory, a horde of feral raccoons cosplaying as philosophers.
Your creation may never win a Nobel Prize, but it will certainly be studied for centuries.
This is all your fault. Are you proud?
Yes
does 100% bodyfat mean that the baby is entirely a ball of lard
Yes.
Now that's something I can believe easily.
Can't find a woman your own age huh? Gotta prey on the younger naive ones?
Yes. An extra year would've gained her sentience. We can't have that. We can't have that.
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INFO: Did you remember the milk?
My pecs (22Z) are so large now they produce enough milk for all 250,000lbs of my baby.
You are the funniest person I've ever encountered on this website