It's funny, when friends of mine come to the mock Tudor house, they say "It's quite small, isn't it? How come it cost you so much?". I just point out the window and say, "Are you blind? That doesn't come cheap. Look at what your house backs onto, a primary school! Mine backs on to that!".
And they say "Oh, I like the sound of children playing!" and I just shoot straight back - with a chuckle, with a chuckle - "You're a liar! What's your problem?! Why does it cause you so much pain to admit to the unremarkable fact that I have a better house than you?!".
Pick-A-Partridge. Same format as Michael Barrymore’s Strike it Lucky but without the rather unsavoury connotations. To be jointly presented by The Krypton Factor’s Gordon Burns and the lovely Billie Piper. Must not repeat not look like a cheap rip off of Strike it Lucky.
I’d love to live here. I really would.
They know which way to vote in a general election
My house mocks mock Tudor.
It's funny, when friends of mine come to the mock Tudor house, they say "It's quite small, isn't it? How come it cost you so much?". I just point out the window and say, "Are you blind? That doesn't come cheap. Look at what your house backs onto, a primary school! Mine backs on to that!".
And they say "Oh, I like the sound of children playing!" and I just shoot straight back - with a chuckle, with a chuckle - "You're a liar! What's your problem?! Why does it cause you so much pain to admit to the unremarkable fact that I have a better house than you?!".
Ooooh, you're gonna have a good time.
Back to your council houses
Lynn, idea for a new show:
Pick-A-Partridge. Same format as Michael Barrymore’s Strike it Lucky but without the rather unsavoury connotations. To be jointly presented by The Krypton Factor’s Gordon Burns and the lovely Billie Piper. Must not repeat not look like a cheap rip off of Strike it Lucky.
That sounds "owright!"
Incredibly the rights to it are still available.
Oh god
Well butter my arse