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  • 2 points Few_Historian183

    "Pro wrestling" is not actually a sport, and promoters are now legally obliged to label it "sports entertainment"

    Another one of those, same time tomorrow

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  • 3 points No_Ear932

    Kenco has just come out of my nostrils 😂

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  • 2 points gelliant_gutfright

    Still there. Talking out of his arse.

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  • 2 points loseeverything

    He probably calls it an exercise regimen..

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  • 2 points retailrobin88

    John Cena says you can't see him, which is bold branding for a man built like a shouting brick shit house in denim. This is Survivor with "Eye of the Tiger" - because, you can't see him.

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  • 3 points KPS-UK77

    Is that Mr Planet Of The Apes man

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    3 points mondognarly_

    Is he still driving that Renault Mégane?

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    3 points KPS-UK77

    Let me just read something to you...

    With a mere 90 brake horsepower available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast. But on a motorway, in fifth gear, the Mégane's slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair. - Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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  • 2 points unknownmale28

    That was just a noise.

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  • 5 points Bad-Banana-from-Mars

    I bet he drinks that yellow stuff in tins

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  • 3 points voivoivoi183

    Mine are more or less the same only fractionally more flaccid.

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  • 6 points Eg0n0

    Oh no, now it’s infected Alan’s sub like a spinal column in a bap. Stop talking about American things

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    2 points theouter_banks

    You Norwich lot are little SLUGS!

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  • 4 points Tall-Play-7649

    they don wanna see meeeeeeeeeee

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