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When you look at these two stories side by side several questions arise.

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt Decrepit Criminal Scumbag

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Poetic

Quite the 180 in a year

Had a visceral response to that closeup of Karoline Leavitt’s destroyed lips, took me back to the first time I saw that scene with the Mouth of Sauron in LOTR. Tolkien & Jackson nailed it! When you lie for a living, the corruption spreads from your lips.

Rinse and repeat history.

The news said Trump's stolen oil was coming to Galveston Texas where the price of gas just jumped $.15/gal for no reason,

Mike Johnson doing the Devil's work

It turns out the real cucks were the ones they became along the way...

Doozy of an Interview

Dude is completely coo-coo!

Trump's seriously out there like...

Social media is the lead in the pipes driving us all mad

The American Dream

To the people who thought the discharge petition for the ACA had any chance at all of doing anything

It's like a metaphor. Probably.

Their playbook is just as predictable as it is disgusting

It's usually not great when history repeats itself. Especially when a two bit dictator pretender sits in the White House.

Play Stupid Games Pedo

Pedo Peace Prize

Not ready for her close-up!

100% of FIFA Peace Prize recipients have started a war.