My last one is "I wish I could go back to college when it felt like I was on my own but I still got an allowance". hahahaha. And yes, I know I was very lucky to get an allowance and didn't have to work and that not everyone gets that.
Man if this isn't the realest post ever. Just yesterday I was having a conversation and saying don't ever buy that air freshener again after it runs out, I would rather smell the dog.
My last one is "I wish I could go back to college when it felt like I was on my own but I still got an allowance". hahahaha. And yes, I know I was very lucky to get an allowance and didn't have to work and that not everyone gets that.
I worked and lived cheaply. 7-8 roommates. We lived off ramen and Kroger burritos. University life was great!
100%
Allowance nostalgia hits different when you’re stuck with dish soap
Stocked up on expensive cream cheese on sale for $1, couldn't stop smiling the whole fucking day
Dreaming big in the beginning and then realizing adult life is about finishing the soap you hate.
Growing up is just leveling from dreams about college to stuck finishing soap I hate.
Lmao facts
Never having any fun.. and you no longer will
Living for the day I buy the *good* paper towels
But then you're lazy about going out to get more soap when it's close to empty so you add a little water to make it last longer.
Just me?
“As soon as this coffee kicks in imma take a good shit”
Cant wait to get my part time job
Man if this isn't the realest post ever. Just yesterday I was having a conversation and saying don't ever buy that air freshener again after it runs out, I would rather smell the dog.
This must be related to the progressive homeowners insurance commercials.
I’m at “can’t wait until I die and this sh*t ends”
I'm with you, unfortunately.