Pass my Keys!
  • 99 points captbollocks

    https://i.redd.it/aaap0x5o4e6g1.gif

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    5 points ImpressivePeach7442

    one of my favorite movies.

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    4 points MickeyGrandia

    πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ THE NICE GUYS MENTIONED πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£

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    3 points WickedMagician

    πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ DEPLOY THE UPVOTES πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£

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  • 41 points Dizzy_Cherry_254

    Just put her on your shoulders and let her get them.

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    21 points ChronicButtSyndrome

    And once she gets the keys down, it’s her turn to be yeeted up there

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    3 points Environmental-Tea294

    How else would you get her to stop feeling bad if not have her help get them? Team work.

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  • 13 points Accomplished-Try9100

    So I would be in the wrong if I said she throws like a girl.?

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    9 points OsoChistoso

    All girls throw like girls. No argument.

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  • 8 points Zorva_1

    Laughs like someone who isn't going to have to get those

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  • 8 points NightStar79

    I am mildly offended that this implies that women can't throw but at the same time I've seen my mom make worse throws πŸ˜‘

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    7 points just_a_person_maybe

    How come when a woman does something, it reflects back on all women? If a man fails at throwing something, he's bad at throwing things. If a woman fails at throwing something, women are bad at throwing things?

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    3 points NightStar79

    Because sexism.Β 

    I had a mental breakdown at work a few months ago because my asshole boss was being more of a gaslighting dick than usual.

    Long story short, he's a dick and kept refusing to listen to me. This time it started with a low air tire that I asked what the tire pressure was so I could fix it but he said "Nobody can help you right now" like I couldn't already see that and I was asking so I could fix it myself.

    My brain snapped three days later (still driving on a flat tire) when he wanted to send me out to fill divots and divot bucket but without a vehicle with a back (which I had been waiting for) OR any 5 gallon buckets.

    It was only after I screamed at everyone and was having a mental breakdown next to my car that he checked my mower and oh would you look at that, I was right and maybe pull his fucking head out of his goddamn ass once in awhile.

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    0 points newpixelphonesux

    You missed the entire "man vs bear" discourse, huh?

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    5 points Outbreak42

    She knows how to catch balls though.

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    2 points ausecko

    Two handed with the tongue out?

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    0 points Educational-Bridge97

    Take my upvote.

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  • 2 points Vitas_tha_Demigod

    Videos that end too soon…

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  • 4 points FantasticAd5239

    A bit of a goofer she is, but her cute laugh more than makes up for it!

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  • 1 points stripperjnasty

    She should join the nba

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