Well you don’t get out of this world alive, so their wish will come true it just might take some time, and if they want to expedite the exit they’ll have to work at it.
Like that douche-nozzle jumping into his wedding reception and smokes his head on the threshold... all smiles and "YEAH!" like, bruz, every single person here just watching you E-Honda the door frame, ya big dingus
You should see the guy who tried to jump off a bridge, panicked, didn’t let go of the beam he was hanging onto, then decided to let go when he was vertical, dropping butt first onto the railing, then getting up and pretending to look over the railing at the horizon. Dude probably pulverized his coccyx.
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swims away
Didn't you feel that..??
-- Feel what..
Not until tomorrow…
His shirt isn't off cuz he's feeling stuff
In my twenties, I had my shirt on, maybe 10% of the time I was awake.
His socks stayed on. He lived.
Does parroting lines make you feel like you're part of something?
Dude there's a dart in your neck
This killed me
Alcohol indulgence at it’s finest
🎶Under the Sea🎶
Internal monologue of the swimmer: Play it off play it off yeah just dancing away here yeah I’m cool don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry.
He lost his Nemo that day
Through the tears
Bro thought he was drowning from his nose bleeding lolol
Yall see the blood?!?!!
Shit, I missed that.
That's really got to hurt..
[Bleeding]
Guy: "what? Didn't ya'll see Blade 1 underground vampire rave intro scene?"
Oh absolutely. He started dripping immediately. Good call to leave the dance floor. He needs medical attention after that stunt
He needs some milk!!
He needs a dentist
And that little girl running right through it.
At least she didn’t slip in it.
I missed that the first time. Omg!
Prolly from breaking his nose 😆
Probably a tooth 😆
He's doin the concussion shuffle
Concuffle
I love it when they try to play it off like everyone didn't just see them smash their face in.
Oh come on, we’ve all been there
Who is we?
People who have lived
I’m just lucky none of my shit was recorded
If that’s living, I wanna die
GL bud
Well you don’t get out of this world alive, so their wish will come true it just might take some time, and if they want to expedite the exit they’ll have to work at it.
Like that douche-nozzle jumping into his wedding reception and smokes his head on the threshold... all smiles and "YEAH!" like, bruz, every single person here just watching you E-Honda the door frame, ya big dingus
I don’t get it, why is he a douche?
You should see the guy who tried to jump off a bridge, panicked, didn’t let go of the beam he was hanging onto, then decided to let go when he was vertical, dropping butt first onto the railing, then getting up and pretending to look over the railing at the horizon. Dude probably pulverized his coccyx.
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Ouch, holy shit
Agreed…
That clip is Afro Ninja approved.
Bet he's wondering where his front teeth are as he walks that off.
Peobably in the floorboards.
Bloody hell that would have hurt.
At least there’s a perfect Christmas song for him.
Perfect! 🎶
A graceful exit. Kudos. Probably no one noticed, it's cool.
Not the genuine Soy Face at the end.
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'tis but a scratch
Looks like you left a trail of blood
Bit of beer anaesthesia at work there. Danced it off nicely.
Did you see the blood dripping onto the dance floor? He did play it off.
Bye bye teeth
Guessing by the instant blood and lack of tictacs, it was his nose.
The grass is right there next to them... So dumb.
Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?
So that the blood doesn't get on it.
Bc he's obviously completely plastered
I’m sure it’s related to why people basically walked away instead of all checking on him… the guys been a disaster all evening.
Probably because he's a douchebag
That probably shifted the Earth's orbit.
Alcohol is a hell of an anesthesia, he'll feel that in a while
Oh well he'll definitely feel that tomorrow
Swam it off straight to the hospital.
Follow the red drip road
Guy trusted the process way too much
He’s got to be missing teeth.
How is he still walking after that? 😂
That looked a bit unpleasant... and it didn't sound any better.
He's basically only wearing socks on a slick wooden surface. Even if he landed on his feet this still would have happened
When it hurts just to watch it you know that Hurts bad
thats gonna hurt in the morning
Tried to dance it off like a champ but everyone knew.
I was making the same face as the person filming
His nose is definitely bleeding and broking. The killing part is he would've stuck it if he had his shoes on his socks slipped.
Blood walk
r/unexpectedTJMiller
Sir! You forgot your tooth!
Immediately started leaking.
I appreciate holding character until off camera. This highlights his commitment to the scene 😂 😭
We don’t need to see your o face camera guy, that’s quite alright thanks
It's a nice day for a white trash wedding
Very nice 😆👍
The biggest slap was that it could have happened on the lawn. 😑
But then he would t be at the center of attention.
True Boss!
Yep, he danced it off, dripping blood all over the dance floor and all.
He played that off so nice. I know the morning will be crucial though
Neat, a 360.
Bro was fighting back tears while he was swimming away lol
“Let me lose my 1, 2, teeth…”
Someone please take him home
Fake dancing to a quiet place to cry 😂
Why did I feel guilty? I didn't even help
Took it like a champ!!!!
Inspired by Michael Phelps
I heard that with the sound off!
Fucked up but that was one of the funnier things I seen today.
Blood on the dancefloor
Just had to remove his shirt, didn’t he?
He’s ok! His face broke his fall
Probably missing a few teeth now lol
cuts to the soft looking grass at the end haha
The stupid of the village
Merci l'alcool pour l'effet "anesthésiant", par contre , va faire une radio le lendemain....on ne sait jamais 🤣😱🤣
The music is perfect
That’s literal brain damage. Like horrible concussion. Feel really bad for him he’s gonna be dealing with that for a long time.
It was the socks. Gotta have traction
Ai
My question is, where did he dance off too and for how long?
Off to the bathroom to cry.
The tats say “I got this.” Lol
He’s hurtin. There was blood drops on the floor after
That's some weird dentist extraction move
Walk it off bud
A wedding is a great place to take your shirt off!
Хруст бизе...
Free rhinoplasty !
Lips first always
It’s a good thing he looks really drunk, otherwise that would have really hurt.
I saw a kid lose two front teeth in a resort one time on a dance floor looked alot like this.
Too drunk to feel it
Ive been to a few weddings. They needed to close the curtain waaaay before this took place.
bros just without a shirt at a wedding? clown
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