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  • 513 points Massive-Echo7134

    swims away

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    152 points imagine_midnight

    Didn't you feel that..??

    -- Feel what..

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    71 points PilgrimOz

    Not until tomorrow…

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    58 points that_girl_you_fucked

    His shirt isn't off cuz he's feeling stuff

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    8 points NoDebate1002

    In my twenties, I had my shirt on, maybe 10% of the time I was awake.

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    16 points Montblanc_Norland

    His socks stayed on. He lived.

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    -6 points SoManyMinutes

    Does parroting lines make you feel like you're part of something?

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    2 points jugglemyjewels31

    Dude there's a dart in your neck

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    13 points GuruBuddz

    This killed me

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    7 points blinkersix2

    Alcohol indulgence at it’s finest

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    4 points martialar

    🎶Under the Sea🎶

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    1 points Fafnir13

    Internal monologue of the swimmer:  Play it off play it off yeah just dancing away here yeah I’m cool don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry.

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    1 points muricabrb

    He lost his Nemo that day

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    1 points Govt-Issue-SexRobot

    Through the tears

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    1 points shammy1191

    Bro thought he was drowning from his nose bleeding lolol

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  • 231 points Jisan_Inc

    Yall see the blood?!?!!

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    70 points nins_

    Shit, I missed that.

    That's really got to hurt..

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    10 points fatkiddown

    [Bleeding]

    Guy: "what? Didn't ya'll see Blade 1 underground vampire rave intro scene?"

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    36 points Ximension

    Oh absolutely. He started dripping immediately. Good call to leave the dance floor. He needs medical attention after that stunt

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    13 points evlhornet

    He needs some milk!!

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    1 points piercedmfootonaspike

    He needs a dentist

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    15 points Umbroboner

    And that little girl running right through it.

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    7 points Fafnir13

    At least she didn’t slip in it.

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    9 points DarreylDeCarlo

    I missed that the first time. Omg!

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    3 points Ibarra08

    Prolly from breaking his nose 😆

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    1 points No_Calligrapher_6799

    Probably a tooth 😆

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  • 96 points PapasauruaRex

    He's doin the concussion shuffle

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    24 points supersirj

    Concuffle

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  • 259 points scottn4312

    I love it when they try to play it off like everyone didn't just see them smash their face in.

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    50 points lia421

    Oh come on, we’ve all been there

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    -17 points FelixMumuHex

    Who is we?

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    28 points de_jeepathon

    People who have lived

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    13 points lia421

    I’m just lucky none of my shit was recorded

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    2 points Wallstreet_Raccoon

    If that’s living, I wanna die

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    3 points de_jeepathon

    GL bud

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    1 points SouthPawDraw94

    Well you don’t get out of this world alive, so their wish will come true it just might take some time, and if they want to expedite the exit they’ll have to work at it.

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    14 points robeywan

    Like that douche-nozzle jumping into his wedding reception and smokes his head on the threshold... all smiles and "YEAH!" like, bruz, every single person here just watching you E-Honda the door frame, ya big dingus

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    5 points mumanryder

    I don’t get it, why is he a douche?

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    7 points LiveLearnCoach

    You should see the guy who tried to jump off a bridge, panicked, didn’t let go of the beam he was hanging onto, then decided to let go when he was vertical, dropping butt first onto the railing, then getting up and pretending to look over the railing at the horizon. Dude probably pulverized his coccyx.

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    6 points soybeankilla

    Please share

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    3 points quattroformaggixfour

    Please share?

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    16 points robeywan

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/2F4MNGLclf

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    3 points quattroformaggixfour

    Ouch, holy shit

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    1 points SlackerDS5

    Agreed…

    That clip is Afro Ninja approved.

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  • 60 points Cute-Chapter-1463

    Bet he's wondering where his front teeth are as he walks that off.

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    10 points Timmay13

    Peobably in the floorboards.

    Bloody hell that would have hurt.

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    5 points Fafnir13

    At least there’s a perfect Christmas song for him.

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    1 points Candid-Solid-896

    Perfect! 🎶

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  • 14 points They-Call-Me-Taylor

    A graceful exit. Kudos. Probably no one noticed, it's cool.

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  • 22 points Timely_Farmer5075

    Not the genuine Soy Face at the end.

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    0 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    1 points AccidentalSlapStick-ModTeam

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  • 9 points CactusInteruptus

    'tis but a scratch

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  • 7 points ctolver1981

    Looks like you left a trail of blood

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  • 12 points pappaburgundy

    Bit of beer anaesthesia at work there. Danced it off nicely.

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    6 points DarreylDeCarlo

    Did you see the blood dripping onto the dance floor? He did play it off.

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  • 5 points Great-Kilowog1978

    Bye bye teeth

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    5 points LiveLearnCoach

    Guessing by the instant blood and lack of tictacs, it was his nose.

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    2 points Connect_Detail98

    The grass is right there next to them... So dumb.

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  • 11 points LonelyChannel3819

    Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?

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    27 points [deleted]

    So that the blood doesn't get on it.

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    1 points ngetch

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    11 points Ximension

    Bc he's obviously completely plastered

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    7 points North_Plane_1219

    I’m sure it’s related to why people basically walked away instead of all checking on him… the guys been a disaster all evening.

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    1 points DarreylDeCarlo

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    0 points not_beniot

    Probably because he's a douchebag

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  • 5 points awkwardsemiboner

    That probably shifted the Earth's orbit.

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  • 4 points GimlySonOfGloin

    Alcohol is a hell of an anesthesia, he'll feel that in a while

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  • 3 points PsJ90

    Oh well he'll definitely feel that tomorrow

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  • 3 points XisNOW_FLOW

    Swam it off straight to the hospital.

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  • 3 points Alibuscus373

    Follow the red drip road

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  • 3 points pawstar21

    Guy trusted the process way too much

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  • 2 points Jimrodsdisdain

    He’s got to be missing teeth.

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  • 2 points Efficient-View-4728

    How is he still walking after that? 😂

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  • 2 points TheCoopX

    That looked a bit unpleasant... and it didn't sound any better.

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  • 2 points Ximension

    He's basically only wearing socks on a slick wooden surface. Even if he landed on his feet this still would have happened

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  • 2 points paulrhino69

    When it hurts just to watch it you know that Hurts bad

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  • 2 points gocleaver

    thats gonna hurt in the morning

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  • 2 points prettybluefoxes

    Tried to dance it off like a champ but everyone knew.

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  • 2 points Sufficient-Aspect77

    I was making the same face as the person filming

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  • 2 points Sukoshihoshi

    His nose is definitely bleeding and broking. The killing part is he would've stuck it if he had his shoes on his socks slipped.

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  • 2 points PastBreak9634

    Blood walk

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  • 2 points Armchair_Idiot

    r/unexpectedTJMiller

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  • 2 points Current-Section-3429

    Sir! You forgot your tooth!

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  • 2 points Jumpy-Cry-3083

    Immediately started leaking.

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  • 2 points Repulsive-Studio-120

    I appreciate holding character until off camera. This highlights his commitment to the scene 😂 😭

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  • 2 points toastedstoker

    We don’t need to see your o face camera guy, that’s quite alright thanks

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  • 2 points SongRevolutionary992

    It's a nice day for a white trash wedding

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    1 points Affectionate_Dot5547

    Very nice 😆👍

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  • 1 points Maximuscarnage

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  • 1 points Square_Mulberry_3143

    The biggest slap was that it could have happened on the lawn. 😑

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    1 points Fafnir13

    But then he would t be at the center of attention.

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  • 1 points Old_Resident8050

    True Boss!

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    1 points DarreylDeCarlo

    Yep, he danced it off, dripping blood all over the dance floor and all.

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  • 1 points worldwidepost_

    He played that off so nice. I know the morning will be crucial though

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  • 1 points sammybooom81

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  • 1 points Batbuckleyourpants

    Neat, a 360.

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  • 1 points thumpertharabbit

    Bro was fighting back tears while he was swimming away lol

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  • 1 points Submerged_dopamine

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  • 1 points North_Plane_1219

    “Let me lose my 1, 2, teeth…”

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  • 1 points Junior-Ad-3685

    Someone please take him home

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  • 1 points Rapgamepeeweeherman

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  • 1 points Sir_Farfle_ii

    Fake dancing to a quiet place to cry 😂

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  • 1 points AdmiralGhostPenis

    Why did I feel guilty? I didn't even help

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  • 1 points ZealousidealCrazy673

    Took it like a champ!!!!

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    1 points rodrigo_c91

    Inspired by Michael Phelps

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  • 1 points Gsquatch55

    I heard that with the sound off!

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  • 1 points rodrigo_c91

    Fucked up but that was one of the funnier things I seen today.

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  • 1 points maccagrabme

    Blood on the dancefloor

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  • 1 points FeverDreamJackson

    Just had to remove his shirt, didn’t he?

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  • 1 points Mindless-Share

    He’s ok! His face broke his fall

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  • 1 points Holiday_Rabbit_3808

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  • 1 points Green-Krush

    Probably missing a few teeth now lol

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  • 1 points BudgetPlantain7077

    cuts to the soft looking grass at the end haha

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  • 1 points HighMarck

    The stupid of the village

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  • 1 points ukuleles1337

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  • 1 points Separate_Average_624

    Merci l'alcool pour l'effet "anesthésiant", par contre , va faire une radio le lendemain....on ne sait jamais 🤣😱🤣

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  • 1 points Prior_One7092

    The music is perfect

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  • 1 points binaryriverotter

    That’s literal brain damage. Like horrible concussion. Feel really bad for him he’s gonna be dealing with that for a long time.

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  • 1 points porchchop_vegan

    It was the socks. Gotta have traction

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  • 1 points YunusDaer

    Ai

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  • 1 points Agreeable-Tailor5536

    My question is, where did he dance off too and for how long?

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  • 1 points Abject_Jump9617

    Off to the bathroom to cry.

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  • 1 points MotoJimmy99

    The tats say “I got this.” Lol

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  • 1 points Dizzy_Bit6125

    He’s hurtin. There was blood drops on the floor after

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  • 1 points crbmL

    That's some weird dentist extraction move

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  • 1 points Clark_1994

    Walk it off bud

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  • 1 points Fastlumpferd

    A wedding is a great place to take your shirt off!

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  • 1 points Neo_Folk

    Хруст бизе...

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  • 1 points David_Good_Enough

    Free rhinoplasty !

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  • 1 points BC_Phriend

    Lips first always

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  • 1 points Mrrrrggggl

    It’s a good thing he looks really drunk, otherwise that would have really hurt.

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  • 1 points Hefty_Sentence_7093

    I saw a kid lose two front teeth in a resort one time on a dance floor looked alot like this.

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  • 1 points Maybe_Dana93

    Too drunk to feel it

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  • 1 points Ordinary-Lie-6780

    Ive been to a few weddings. They needed to close the curtain waaaay before this took place.

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  • 1 points Marmstr17

    bros just without a shirt at a wedding? clown

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    [removed]

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