It took me an hour to find my shoes
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  • 1046 points wakeuptomorrow

    Aight now I can see how leopards camouflage so well in foliage. This made my brain skitz out for a second.

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    316 points Midnight_Noobie

    Spot on!

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    85 points mistermasterbates

    I'm looking at you with a speck of disgust

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    14 points Midnight_Noobie

    Just don't do that to a leopard, it might eat your face. I haven't started cannibalism yet.

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    5 points Zealousideal_Good147

    Yet?

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    2 points Midnight_Noobie

    It's not something I ever wanted to get into, I just know life has unexpected twists sometimes. Like that time Lieutenant Colonel Rankin spent forty minutes parachuting through a thunderstorm.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rankin

    Mostly I was just being whimsical, but this guy, what a story!

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    8 points All_Gun_High

    DIE, YOU FILTH!

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    1 points Midnight_Noobie

    For some reason you made me think of the punchline of this joke, lol.

    https://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8?si=yl_Ny_Xipk4zb3cw

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    6 points 1ntere5t1ng

    r/angryupvote

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    3 points Midnight_Noobie

    Yay, my first known angry upvote! I hope you chuckled a little.

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    3 points JohnnyIsNearDiabetic

    Damn, i feel so dumb took me a good 5 sec

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    3 points Midnight_Noobie

    Thankfully your hair wasn't on fire.

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    24 points MightyClimber

    I had an edible and I spent so long amazed at how her feet were so small

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    6 points Ihatemunchies

    Iโ€™m thinking where in the heck are her toes? Then I saw them

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    5 points TraitorousFlatulence

    This might be the best one of these Iโ€™ve seen

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    2 points nonowords

    if you blur out your eyes they properly disappear. Like my brain is filling in blues and reds over the leopard print.

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    2 points Zayah136

    Disruptive camouflage, look it up, its pretty cool

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  • 879 points GodIsANarcissist

    It's extra weird because the shoe pattern and carpet pattern are rather dissimilar on their own

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    193 points Midnight_Noobie

    So, unholy blendy? You're right though, I looked at it and felt perplexed, lol.

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    83 points Hubsimaus

    Well I once "lost" a BLACK TV remote on a BLUE carpet that had some colourful patterns on it. ๐Ÿ™ƒ And the remote was laying right beside me. Yes, I was sitting on the floor in front of my TV. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    35 points Brilliant-Egg3704

    Almost like the stupid tape dispenser while wrapping gifts. That stupid thing disappears everytime i set it down.

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    8 points Hubsimaus

    Oh I once lent a dispenser to a housemate and that thing is clear plastic. And he forgot where he put it in his room and there was chaos. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    He wanted to give me a similar one without the tape but I said I wanted mine back. Then we spotted it on his bed. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    7 points Strassenpenner

    maybe also because the contoures of the shoes follow the pattern of the carpet somewhat

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    4 points Dampmaskin

    Also the colors are rather dissimilar. But somehow it works.

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  • 181 points coast2coastmike

    You couldn't handle that on strong acid, man.

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    26 points ilovebostoncremedonu

    The leaves are the leopards are the leavesโ€ฆ. maaaan!

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    9 points coast2coastmike

    They look like they're alive because they are, man

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    4 points NukeML

    I'm tripping just from looking at this, man

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    2 points acidtrippinpanda

    No, definitely not

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  • 135 points idiveindumpsters

    Wow. I was getting mad because I was starting to think that there were no shoes!

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    53 points ilovebostoncremedonu

    I thought they were super short shoes

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    11 points Pigeonsass

    Tiny baby feet

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    5 points kristensbabyhands

    Alternate universe me.

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    4 points Conscious-Manager-13

    i thought it was some post about having no toes? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€and then i went back too it and realized the pattern

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  • 82 points velvetelevator

    I went to the bathroom in socks with teal toes on a teal bathmat in the middle of the night. I was really concerned about my feet for a moment.

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  • 74 points maxifunkilus

    I thought u had really tiny feet hahahah

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    10 points Mandinga63

    Ditto

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    7 points scaredspoon

    I thought they meant they looked down and their shoes were gone from their feet and just stared for an hour. I might be high

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    3 points maxifunkilus

    Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜

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  • 68 points Midnight_Noobie

    Start from your ankles and expand your horizons. Holy blendy.

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  • 26 points frankydank1994

    Im drunk and this gave me nausea ๐Ÿ˜ต lol

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    4 points BoxOKarma

    Im sober and was struggling

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  • 21 points Blueyedleeloo

    Dear God ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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  • 21 points ivedonethisbefore68

    I literally could not figure out what I was looking at first I thought it was the back of your ankles then I thought you had stumps with no toes.

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  • 16 points eyesoreM

    Careful. There might be a leopard hiding somewhere!

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  • 14 points beejers30

    I thought this was one of those eye trick patterns with a hidden photo of shoes!

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  • 9 points nightmareinducer

    I had no idea there were patterned shoes. I thought pssshttt you guys are tripping and I could see the little nubbin feet just fine

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    3 points Ominous_Opossum

    This is exactly what I did ๐Ÿ˜ญ I kept being like โ€œam I stupid? I have to be missing somethingโ€ until I finally saw it ๐Ÿ’€

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  • 7 points Ellium215

    Whoa..

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  • 8 points NoisyGog

    ๐Ÿคฃ

    Fantastic!! Very interesting, as someone pointed out, that the patterns are quite dissimilar, too.

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  • 6 points doggierescue2021

    Wow!!!

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  • 6 points LilPeabnut

    The way that the pattern repeats perfectly with the shape of the toe box in your shoes is wiiiild!

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  • 6 points WuDoYouThinkYouAre

    ๐ŸŽถ Petite feet, feminine step...

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    4 points nightmareinducer

    Sounds like a lady when sheโ€™s walking in a room!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฃ

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  • 6 points indianplay2_alt_acc

    r/woahdude

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  • 5 points TheWaterUser

    Where are you staying, a hotel hallway?

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  • 5 points ieatbacononoccasion

    It took me an hour to find your shoes too.

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  • 5 points Cheerios3402

    I see your feet

    Hold up those feet proportions are weird

    Oh damn that's been there the whole time

    My thought process

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  • 4 points harlawkid

    What shoes?

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  • 4 points grinchbettahavemoney

    Omg I thought you were missing toes hahahah

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    3 points grinchbettahavemoney

    Or had the smallest feet ever

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  • 3 points zachotule

    I just thought you had very short feet.

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  • 3 points sirenofthe_seas

    This is giving slant rhyme.

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  • 3 points Slight-Pound

    They look like you edited them a different color in photoshop. Wow, I did not expect that to be so hard.

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  • 3 points Zacaro12

    They were right here!? trips on them

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  • 3 points boojes

    They were right there on your feet the whole time!

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  • 3 points OmecronPerseiHate

    You couldn't feel them?

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  • 3 points SparklingSweetie

    Oh wow. Ouch my eyes

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  • 3 points NatalieKCY

    Now you need matching pants and top!

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  • 3 points Yeet123456789djfbhd

    They're on your feet

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  • 2 points FullKawaiiBatard

    r/findthesniper

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  • 2 points t92k

    Thank you for posting a real accidental camouflage!

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  • 2 points Jessyca1222

    I was genuinely concerned for your feet foemr a minute there

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  • 2 points EllavatorLoveLetter

    If you use a flashlight, itโ€™s easier to find things that blend in because the shadows will move as you move. Hopefully next time it wonโ€™t take you an hour!

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  • 1 points veryjudgely

    Wow. I had to take a second look.

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  • 1 points Ichgebibble

    The soles didnโ€™t give them away?

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  • 1 points lbr218

    Theyโ€™re on your feet!

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  • 1 points crackersncheeseman

    I had to zoom in and it still took me way too long to see it.

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  • 1 points lilousme9

    Duuuuuude !!!!!

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  • 1 points totesmuhgoats93

    Thats so funny. Seperately you'd never think those two patterns are the same. But somehow next to eachother your brain kind of melds them together.

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  • 1 points o0meow0o

    One if the best ones Iโ€™ve seen on here!

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  • 1 points Jezzyy

    No it didn't

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  • 0 points Allmeria

    Smoke less weed to find you shoes faster

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  • -9 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points verschwindet

    Zoom in

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