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  • 329 points TitanicMan

    You forgot one "if you announce the chaos in the title, it is no longer abrupt"

    Please make that a rule

    We need the rule /r/unexpected has about don't spoil it in the title

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  • 120 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    63 points FrooXe

    We're doing our best! Also, there may still be occasional reposts in the upcoming weeks because our new moderators (including me) who haven't been moderating here long enough to recognize them all! Have a nice day!

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    30 points Hetstaine

    We have faith, please don't let the sub be trash karma farms like so many others! Good luck peeps :)

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    6 points Reginald94

    Happy Cake Day!

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  • 89 points 99999999999999999989

    This would be better as a gif that had a dude crashing through it on a flaming skidoo.

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    38 points FrooXe

    You can always be that dude, film it and submit.. I'm waiting for it!

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    15 points Getoff-my_8allz

    Don't suppose you could add "Video Game clips are not permitted" since the player is often controlling the outcome which means there is no chaos.

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    20 points FrooXe

    I don't think that that can be generalized that easily. Take this post for example: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/e41kxe/thank_you_father/. In my opinion this fits and is quite funny. I agree that some Video Game clips don't fit, but we're doing our best to remove those and keep the good ones :)

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    14 points Getoff-my_8allz

    Thank you for the reply. After seeing the one you linked I can appreciate your perspective on it.

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  • 70 points demonsdencollective

    Can't wait for everyone to ignore this.

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    25 points JavanNapoli

    3 months later and yep, seems like 80% of posters don't even read the first two.

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    7 points demonsdencollective

    Man, you should see the guide to /r/perfectlycutscreams, it's even sadder. Didn't even take a week before everyone ignored it

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    6 points JavanNapoli

    This sub used to be great, I remember finding it when it was much smaller there were so many great posts. I'll have to check that sub out lol.

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    7 points demonsdencollective

    It's not really worth it. It's just Tiktok videos and shit. A better name would be /r/somewhatcutyelpsandgrunts.

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    3 points JavanNapoli

    Ah fair enough.

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    6 points demonsdencollective

    Just like how this sub has become /r/somewheresomeonedoessomethinganditsabitodd

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    2 points JavanNapoli

    Pretty accurate.

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    2 points Asleep_Doughnut7058

    Lmao Here. Xo

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  • 1 points FrooXe

    We've also added the AbruptChaosBot that helps us remove reposts more quickly and determine if posts fit the sub faster.

    If there's a submission that doesn't fit, just downvote the stickied comment by the bot!

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    10 points Potpourri87

    gum ball challenge kids and the flamethrower on the bus will be relieved to catch a break

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    5 points [deleted]

    You do realize that popular opinion and reality aren't always the same?

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    9 points Mind_Extract

    Wtf is this even supposed to mean?

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    5 points [deleted]

    It means that just because people agree on something doesn't mean they are right.

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    4 points Mind_Extract

    So we shouldn't even attempt quality control? Or are you genuinely asking the mod whether they understand the nature of democracy?

    Like, it's kind of known that 'popular opinion' is not an immutable law of the universe. We do our best at QA regardless.

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    2 points [deleted]

    That's funny. Sure we can quality control all you want. But don't think you are assuring quality.

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    7 points Mind_Extract

    ...neato?! I'm so confused. Maybe you're just making idle chat? But your comments read like some dire, cryptic warning. Or, hopefully, you're merely a contrarion.

    Look...just tell me if I need to start buying canned goods and water by the pallet.

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    3 points BurgerTyrant

    Happy cake day!

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    3 points Turbster412

    Nice 👍 I knew joining this was a good idea

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  • 29 points h4724

    I don't think that "visible for long enough" is a good rule. Some of the best posts in this sub only have chaos at the very end.

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  • 25 points mydeadbat

    Wow what a horrible flowchart

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    14 points Apprehensive_Hat8986

    very late to the game am I. But to your comment, came here looking, I did.

    Not a flowchart, but yes, an absolutely terrible graphic presentation. The graphic layout does nothing to aide comprehension.

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    3 points Filthiest_Tleilaxu

    They forgot Exhibit A.

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  • 13 points thomasjmarlowe

    Thank you for this!!! I hate so much when there’s just one thing that happens in the last second. That’s not what this sub should be for. I think these clarifications help people see what might not be worth posting

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  • 12 points [deleted]

    This is a confusing ass flowchart

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    5 points FrooXe

    It's not a flowchart

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    2 points Asleep_Doughnut7058

    Omg I Need Sleep. Lmao Here. Xo

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    4 points [deleted]

    what kind of chat is this? They could've just put texts

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  • 10 points PoEcks-dee

    Si many Forget about the chaotic part, now there are many posts that can just fit in r/unexpected

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  • 9 points [deleted]

    Instructions like this need to be on more subs.

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  • 10 points shophopper

    Please enlighten me how to read this chart. Even if I try, I can’t figure out completely how to read it.

    • Is a submission suitable if all questions can be answered with yes? Definitely not.
    • Is a submission suitable if any question can be answered with yes? Probably not either, given that you don’t want the bottom question to be answered with no.
    • Is a submission suitable if all questions can be answered with no? Definitely not, given the top three questions.
    • Is a submission suitable if any question can be answered with no? Probably not, you won’t a repost to qualify the submission as suitable.
    • Should I read it as a flowchart? I really don’t know. And where does the truncated connector at the very bottom of the chart lead to?

    I am at a loss.

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  • 7 points Drmcwacky

    Finally. It's about time something gets done on this sub. THANK YOU

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    2 points AsstBalrog

    Agreed--thanks Mods

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  • 9 points OmarJones330

    This sub used to be fun. Now it's half NSFW videos and other half people getting burned...

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    2 points Uberszchtdadt

    agreed, I want to watch some unexpected chaos not people getting attacked, hurt, and/or the possibility of people getting killed

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  • 8 points Sarenai7

    How about enforcing rule number 6, I just watched a man bleed to death from his neck on the front page because of this subreddit. It’s sickening

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    6 points [deleted]

    I keep reporting, reports keep getting ignored. It’s disgusting.

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    5 points Sarenai7

    It is disgusting, I’ve had the displeasure of seeing people die in increasingly brutal ways because of lack of enforcement. Absolutely no response from the mod team

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  • 8 points TheJege12

    I feel like half of the posts here break at least one of these rules

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  • 7 points HourOldCoffee

    This sub should seriously be renamed to gradual "chaos"

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    9 points JavanNapoli

    This sub used to be great, now almost every post I can already see whats going to happen a good 5 seconds at least before it does. Can't even sort by most upvoted posts either because somehow these posts still get upwards of 15k upvotes.

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    5 points HourOldCoffee

    Yeah, and then the gradual chaos turns into such a letdown because it isn't even chaos! Just gradual inconveniences

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    5 points JavanNapoli

    Exactly

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  • 7 points Gacha_Addict123

    Nobody understands the meaning of abrupt.

    Shooting a gun and being shocked when a bullet fires is what some people on his sub seem to think fits the meaning of abrupt.

    90% of all the videos posted show something that you can already expect the outcome just by watching the video, let alone reading the title that gives it away

    Abrupt means sudden and unexpected, you can’t be posing videos of people setting off bombs and calling it abrupt chaos when it goes off.

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  • 7 points TlheMoody

    How about enforcing the rules you set? Half of the uploads here are not a fit for this sub.

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  • 7 points Ch4rmander

    cha·os/ˈkāˌäs/ 📷Learn to pronounce nounnoun: chaos; plural noun: chaoses

    1. complete disorder and confusion.

      syn·chro·nous/ˈsiNGkrənəs/ 📷Learn to pronounce adjectiveadjective: synchronous

      1. existing or occurring at the same time.
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  • 6 points [deleted]

    This sub is turning into /r/publicfreakouts. Those videos don’t fit the spirit of the sub.

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  • 5 points -TheMasterSoldier-

    You're forgetting about how quickly the chaos unfolds, abrupt chaos has to be abrupt, things that slowly get chaotic don't fit the sub.

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  • 3 points btadeus

    Could we get a better definition of what chaos is? This is sub is quickly becoming just a duplicate of /r/unexpected. Does this really count as chaotic?

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    2 points HoneyJam_Queen

    If it wasn't staged, and also if itwasn't abrupt exclusively in the ending (when the guy is hit) it would be adequate for this sub. It's not chaos, just a homie making a dance out of nowhere, then chaos with the hit, but really meh

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    1 points [deleted]

    How about if you are unsure of the definition of chaos you just don’t post

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  • 4 points LateralusOrbis

    Rule #6 doesn't appear to be respected in this sub. Report multiple posts and nothing.

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    4 points bigben01985

    I agree, I am subscribed specifically because of that rule. I want to see some crazy stuff and know everyone's fine. Not watching people die...

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  • 4 points mydoglixu

    From now on, I am downvoting all clips that belong on r/fightporn.

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  • 5 points PineappleProstate

    Is your mom in the footage

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  • 6 points [deleted]

    I’m noticing we are getting a ton of posts with very little chaos, but people getting absolutely wrecked/injured/killed.

    Can the mods do something before this sub turns into r/watchpeopledie?

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  • 5 points 9IsTheBestNumber

    Thank you so much we’ve been needing some more enforcement here.

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  • 3 points Pwndudebro

    Can we PLEASE have something that tells us if it’s gross. Like abrupt puking or eating live bugs straight from the wall. I was not ready for that and almost recreated one of my favorite subreddits.

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  • 3 points PotatoeswithaTopHat

    Can something be done about the vredditdownloader spam on a bunch of the posts. Its fucking annoying and maybe I missed the joke somewhere, but it's not really funny. I like reading comments and having to scroll through entire walls of spam is really getting old. I doubt I'm not the only one either.

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    2 points 404InkNotFound

    It's been fixed now! It's been set so those comments get deleted after a very short amount of time :)

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  • 4 points [deleted]

    Is this the grading rubric?

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  • 3 points JavanNapoli

    3 months later and it seems nothing's changed, you can't even sort by top alltime because somehow these posts still get upvoted; I used to love this sub but now it feels like I have to scroll through hundreds of posts before I find a single decent one.

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  • 4 points 3nxj

    Hey guys. Everyone's breaking your rules. Like I've seen several videos of legit death on here now have you given up?

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  • 4 points ctothel

    You should include “does a woman get completely fucked up by a man, feeding the power fantasy of a bunch of incels?”

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  • 4 points mydoglixu

    Is your post better suited for r/fightporn? Then yes, post it here.

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  • 2 points waazzaaap

    Is there a chanse to ban fighting videos? Most of them are not abrupt or even chaotic.

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    2 points stereoworld

    I unsubscribed from this dumpster fire a couple of months ago, it's not surprising in the slightest that they're letting these slip through the cracks

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  • 8 points AmericCanuck

    i agree with all of this except the repost part. Some of us are NOT on Reddit 24/7 and miss some posts and appreciate it when I see one that I missed.

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    7 points usernameinvalid9000

    All it takes is a quick look through hot before posting, dont just blindly post and hope it's not been posted recently.

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    3 points sammyLeon2188

    I strongly agree with this

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    6 points FrooXe

    We're mostly talking about recent reposts (limit=2 months). Without such a rule you would just see the same couple of posts over and over again. There are definitely several posts you'll see that have already been on this sub, so don't worry :)

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  • 3 points TempusFugit314

    I appreciate the effort to improve the sub! It feels like the quality of the co tent here has been steadily going down over the last six months or so.

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  • 3 points Juubimaru

    “Is it a repost?” 4 words redditors often don’t consider.

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    4 points Skunkbutt666

    “Is it a repost.?” 4 words redditors often don’t consider.

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Happy cake day!

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    4 points FrooXe

    Thank you so much! Didn't even notice haha

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Thank goodness. Im so sick of seeing cats falling off beds. That is not chaotic presented abruptly.

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  • 3 points BigBallerBrad

    I’ve never been here before and I have no right to criticize but that point about chaos for the last seconds doesn’t really make sense when some of these videos and gifs are only a few seconds. I don’t really mind much and I don’t have a dog in this fight but I’m confused by that

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    here’s an idea for a rule: is it anything other than an Electroboom clip?

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  • 3 points Drazhi

    Question 3 is trash, scrap it

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  • 3 points Imalldeadinside

    This really helps... Every community should have something like this.

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  • 3 points stickypeople

    This is understandable

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Your submission sucks

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  • 3 points SnackPrince

    Beautiful chart. I wish every subreddit had one!

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  • 3 points Unlikely-Guidance458

    This is pretty organized considering this is about chaos

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  • 3 points GrubberflysElegy

    There needs to be one of these for every sub

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  • 3 points PeteZzzaa

    Helpful rule template, clears it up a lot. Thanks!

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  • 3 points thisisreddit1985

    El oh el

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  • 3 points whutupmydude

    Can this diagram be stickied as a top comment in each post?

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  • 3 points Party_Note_5465

    This is not abrupt chaos

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  • 3 points whutupmydude

    Put this post as a comment on top of each thread. No one knows what this sub is about - just cross posts from perfectlycutscreams and publicfreakout

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  • 3 points LittleLauren12

    Necroposting just to mini-rant that I think people think this is r/CrazyFuckingVideos and that they can just post whatever here. It needs to be BOTH of these:

    1. ABRUPT

    2. CHAOTIC

    It cannot only be one of those, it must be both. Also no fight videos. The rule may be one of our newest rules, but it has been a rule for a long time now.

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  • 5 points [deleted]

    The sub is still a mess

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  • 2 points goldwasp602

    idk, you’re the mod! haha

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  • 2 points imcoolbutnotreally

    Hold on now, I thought the rule was that the chaos should be abrupt both ways, suddenly starting and having the video cut off before too long. I'm pretty sure that was one of the previous rules, right?

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    u/VredditDownloader

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  • 2 points b3atsh4ck

    This graphic is pure chaos.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Is it a violent crash?

    r/extremecarcrashes

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  • 2 points AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_

    Are crossposts allowed? Are video game clips allowed?

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  • 2 points Ludate_Solem

    r/coolguides

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  • 2 points molestedbyapareot

    Idk

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  • 2 points jimbobjones1234

    u/oceanchimp

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  • 2 points Dizz422

    Yes

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  • 2 points BardyTardy

    Rules were meant to be broken

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  • 2 points HoneyJam_Queen

    Also, and I'm not complaining with this one, half of the posts are cars crashing out of nowhere XD we should make a tag about it

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  • 2 points Procrafter5000

    Downvoted for being to organised

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  • 2 points Cheezes-Rice

    Que‽

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  • 2 points Toxic_Nandalas

    Sorry this is too predictable, please don't post here again

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  • 2 points Foreign_Reindeer_461

    He was late for work loll

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  • 2 points micschumi

    This is so much better than reading the rules, awesome

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  • 2 points IndependentDonkey136

    Awesome

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  • 2 points heilspawn

    If you have to ask you'll never know

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 2 points sentient_fox

    No.

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  • 2 points sentient_fox

    Sample test examples and check.

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  • 2 points Witty-Ad-864

    I really like this chart, could I download it, there's something that seems stoic about it .

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  • 2 points FreshYoungBalkiB

    I wish videos that are silent or have "funny" music or SFX dubbed in could be flagged, so I can skip those.

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  • 2 points Sir_lordinfamous

    How do I stop this from constantly popping up when I click on a post?

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  • 2 points supermassblackhole

    Shit chart

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  • 2 points stoutbull

    Is this a compliant post? There is no chaos in the directions.. it had to be a chaotic image to be here..

    But thanks.. This was much needed.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Ok, but this chart is just asking questions. Are the answers supposed to be all yes, all no, or each has a specific correct answer...?

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  • 2 points mannixxde

    Ki

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    u/azurepeak

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    2 points azurepeak

    And? It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules “not to give away what’s in the video in the title”, as your other comment mentioned.

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  • 2 points MechGate

    You had me at is it a repost.

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  • 2 points shophopper

    Please explain this chart. It is very necessary.

    What do I do with these questions to find out if my submission fits this sub?: * Do all questions have to be answered with yes?; or * Do all questions have to be answered with no?; or * Does one question have to be answered with yes?; or * Does one question have to be answered with no?

    Is there a particular order in the questions? Do I start at the top or at the bottom of the chart?

    What do the ‘endpoints’ (the filled dots) mean?

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    1 points bigben01985

    Just activate this thing called Common Sense...

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  • 2 points sirdanmartin

    This technically just asks questions. It doesn't at any point inform which answers are correct???

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  • 2 points Gregoboy

    I saw one video of this sub and i subscribed. Then i was like....wait do even want to join this sub? Then i read this and it makes sense that i subbed to this subreddit

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  • 2 points Strangexj86

    Wild!

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  • 2 points girasol216

    This flowchart seems antithetical to the fostering of chaos. But what do I know. I just got here.

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  • 2 points jakob767

    So... should the answer to these questions all be "yes"?
    It must be a repost?

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  • 2 points maxis2bored

    This man is a hero.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Look at this. A sub that has distinct posting rules for everyone to see. I love it

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    3 points Sarenai7

    Yep except they don’t enforce them

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  • 2 points ThisAccWontLastAWeek

    wheres the subreddit for the third part

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    R/tooktoomuchyoga

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Here to say that mods locking video posts of obviously terrible things are bitches. Ban me. This sub and the mods are jokes

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  • 2 points AZFUNGUY85

    Stop blocking comments in AbruptChaos. How un chaotic. Why protect those who behave as such in your videos? No more blocking comments on posts. Chas is what we seek not that make me smile soft shit.

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  • 2 points koming69

    Wait, why does this image has items that I assume the answer needed is "yes" and some others that the answer should be "no"? It's kinda random and arbitrarily without as a "flowchart" eh.

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  • 2 points Leiomas

    How you guys have the time to produce this kind of thing?

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  • 2 points Throwinuprainbows

    Are you Nathan fielder? You'd love "The rehersal" he thinks like you do.

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  • 2 points No-Armadillo7693

    Nine of the chaos I experience is abrupt

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  • 2 points ReasonableAd1600

    Did it go 0-100, real quick?

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  • 2 points Responsible_Strike48

    8 b zo0one p 00 0 is 99

    isI lo 90 909 is 0p0 8pp9 0 0 0 09 9 9 9 0 0 6 7 000 0 0000 9p9 8 p 0p90

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  • 2 points Celestial-being326

    Farta

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  • 2 points Responsible_Low3349

    'Is it abrupt? Is it chaotic? Is it a repost?'

    My life in a nutshell.

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  • 2 points phreaKEternal

    TBH that Providence barfight video started in full swing but made up for the one rule violation with complete chaos.

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  • 2 points PolishHypocrisy

    3

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  • 2 points PlzNoHack

    :)

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Maybe

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  • 2 points PerspectiveGlobal139

    J

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  • 2 points mannmythlegend

    This sub is so stupid lmao. I post something apparently already went viral on this sub earlier and it gets removed for “not being abrupt enough” hilarious. Once they removed fighting it wasn’t the same here. I get if it’s just fighting, but if something abrupt happens that leads to fighting or if the fight starts abrupt…come on now.

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  • 2 points GlitteringMenu3416

    This is dumb let people post things stop being a control freak

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  • 2 points chili_ladder

    Is it planned chaos? The most popular I see on here.

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  • 2 points EishLekker

    So... If it checks all five boxes it's good to go? This can backfire with people who take this literary.

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    3 points FrooXe

    See this as a sort of guideline for submissions. This post should help you figure out if your post fits or why it may have been removed

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    3 points jon_abides

    So every submission should be a repost and should violate sub rules?

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    3 points FrooXe

    You're right I worded it a bit strange in my comment, I corrected it.

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    3 points panzerbuster

    Du stabilo digga

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  • 1 points Bland-fantasie

    Good guidelines.

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  • 1 points reddittroll569

    That white car was a dick

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