A birthday to remember...
  • 756 points BigRustyJoe

    No abrupt chaos video is complete without a cat absolutely legging it past

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    72 points Mctellinyou

    Where?? “Oh, got it!”

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    71 points Reubensandwich57

    I was going to say the cat beating feet was the chef's kiss.

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    35 points lampshade2099

    The cat was the reason I watched this twice. And somehow it was 10 times funnier at the second time.

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    3 points demonmonkeybex

    LOL same!!

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    39 points bahgheera

    Only person in the house with any sense was the cat.

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    9 points lawley666

    It was the icing on the cake.

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    15 points CreamyStanTheMan

    That made me crack up 😂, classic cat

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    11 points Simonandgarthsuncle

    “I’m not hangin around to watch these fuckers burn the house down”.

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    14 points Low_Industry2524

    I was hoping it was going to knock the chair over with the burning cake.

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    5 points webuiltpigcity

    Had to go back to rewatch the cat and was absolutely worth it

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    4 points Exciting_Product7858

    Peak comedy moment 

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    2 points advptr

    For me, it’s the woman taking it off the table with nothing in the path of the flame and setting it in a cushioned seat against the backrest 🤣

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    1 points Chuckles929

    Lmaoooo 🤣 cat was out

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  • 416 points MustangBarry

    How do some people manage to reach adulthood, bloody hell

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    131 points tinglep

    That one guy “well, keep the flame away until you pour it—“

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    21 points 5thAgent

    This is how fire works, yes. 🥲

    Edit: On 2nd listen he says keep the flame away until you pour it in there. I think she did successfully keep the flame away until she lit it 🙈

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    7 points Delazzaridist

    I think the math checks out now, yes.

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    28 points [deleted]

    I think they are in denial about their mother's mental health. She might be in a decline from Alzheimer's.

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    4 points Elect_Rick

    How do they manage to tie their shoelaces in the morning?

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    2 points AlarmDozer

    They passed the milestone, but they’re still not it?

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  • 167 points The_Undermind

    The cat lmao

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    36 points MuckBulligan

    Fucksake. Again, Betty?

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    19 points K1TSUNE9

    You saw that too! The cat had the right idea too. Lol

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  • 122 points darklogic85

    As soon as I saw the big cup of alcohol and the long lighter, I thought "oh no, don't do that." He even said "put the flame away" while she started pouring it.

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    51 points Mesozoica89

    So many of these videos happen because the container of accelerant is unnecessarily close to the flame.

    Baked Alaska? Pour the container on the cake, set it down, and then light.

    Dumping something on a campfire? Probably not a great idea, but if you are going to do it, dump it in a separate small cup and throw it on. Don't dump it directly from the container full of whatever it is like that one guy who set his whole yard on fire.

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    24 points darklogic85

    Yeah, this is how I've always done it. I grew up around hillbillies and learned the "safe" way to get a bonfire started. Basically, we always cut the top off a beer can, filled up the can with an appropriate amount of gas, depending on the size of bonfire you're lighting. Then you light a small piece of tinder or some paper or something in the middle of the bonfire, and then throw the beer can into the bonfire and get back. If you're going to do something relatively stupid, at least figure out a way to do it that's not as likely to get you killed.

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    3 points Coffee_Crisis

    You don’t need to use gasoline to start a fire at all but if you’re going to do this why would you pour it onto a flame instead of bringing the flame to the material? You just described the dangerous and stupid way to do this.

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    9 points bahgheera

    I saw a video in which some people were trying to dump gas on a fire and they wound up setting the water in a pool on fire. I mean, that's talent.

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    7 points zmbjebus

    Also that was a massive amount of booze for a cake fire. Am I wrong?

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    8 points Mesozoica89

    I have never done a Baked Alaska, but it seemed like a shot's worth would have been more than enough.

    Edit: The recipe I just saw instructed it to be "sprinkled" with rum for the flambé

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    8 points zmbjebus

    granny is so numb to alcoholism at this point that is her definition of a sprinkle.

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    14 points jrobinson3k1

    I love the thought process too of "oh no there's fire in the cup...let me just pour the fire bit out"

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    18 points stuntobor

    "OH I'M PUTTING IT AWAY CARL. I'M PUTTING IT A WAY UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DONT KEEP BOSSING ME THE FUCK AROUND"

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    5 points toblies

    Candles people.

    There's a reason why dumping flammable liquid on your cake and sparking er' up is not the normal process.

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  • 131 points ListlessScholar

    Just disappointed the chair didn’t go up at the cut.

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    49 points -re-da-ct-ed-

    Like seriously, who thought “oh this will be better here, def less flammable”

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    15 points FroSure

    The same person who didn’t listen to put the lighter away lmao

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    5 points srgh207

    Oh, do you mean the fabric-covered, upholstered chair? The one that she set the flaming cake upon?

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  • 49 points VANDURA_sr

    ...no singing?

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    30 points jonmgon

    That song was fire

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    6 points bahgheera

    We didn't start the fire

    It was always burning since grandma got the lighter

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  • 49 points GoatBnB

    There is something in her delivery of "God Damn it" that indicates this sort of thing happens with regularity.

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    8 points C_Hawk14

    Didn't I even hear some laughing? This isn't their first rodeo

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  • 120 points Jazzlike_Isopod550

    Don’t stop recording. I mean the house could burn down and the insurance is gonna wanna see how you started the fire

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    19 points Bushdr78

    Or if you're going to record at least put the action in the centre of the screen

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    20 points Swordf1sh_

    “Lastly, do you have any footage of the incident?”

    “Nope”

    “Lighting a birthday cake and singing happy birthday, and no one was recording? In 2025?”

    “Nah sorry”

    “Not even any pictures?”

    “Polaroid yea”

    “May we see them?”

    “Got burned sry”

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    7 points LordStrife167

    Lmao

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  • 23 points RedPandaReturns

    That cat was outta there

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  • 22 points HodorTheDoorMan

    cat: "good luck humans!"

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  • 29 points Hanthunius

    Cameraman is the new mod for /r/DontHelpJustFilm.

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    22 points blindreefer

    I don’t think that’s fair. They stomp out a bit of fire on the floor at the 30 second mark and then run to the island, grab something and run back but the fire’s pretty much out when they get to the table.

    They did help and filmed at the same time which is kind of heroic in my book

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    7 points aChileanDude

    AND /r/PraiseTheCameraMan

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    4 points PauseAppropriate7390

    I was about to mention this sub here

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  • 13 points TeacherSez

    I love how she threw the rest of the cup of alcohol on the fire already burning on the table.

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    9 points SquirrelMoney8389

    Child instincts "oh well better pour the rest out"

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    5 points TeacherSez

    All of her reactions were very child-like for sure, including setting the fire on an upholstered chair!

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  • 25 points ErmahgerdYuzername

    Let me put this flaming cake on this chair covered in fabric.

    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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  • 8 points aunt-Jeremiah

    Husband had that I told you so look on his face at the end…

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  • 8 points enwongeegeefor

    hah hah that was WAAAY too much alcohol...

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  • 7 points freesoloc2c

    Son was trying to tell her, she can't be told.

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    3 points Coffee_Crisis

    Can you imagine what a pain in the ass she is in general

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  • 7 points FletcherCommaIrwin

    Holy shit, that cat “Keystone-Copped” it the hell outta’ there.

    Much needed humor this week.

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  • 8 points 1L0veTurtles

    that cat running away knew what's up

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  • 8 points Flashy_Narwhal9362

    Almost turned into a house warming party.

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  • 7 points Miblaine

    The person who put the flaming cake on a fabric upholstered chair just wanted to see the world burn. One terrible mistake after another with this one!

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  • 5 points Spork_Warrior

    The cat is out of there

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  • 5 points ravenwood111

    Why do I see a control freak mom in front of her adult son's birthday cake. The son's looking another birthday ruined....

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  • 4 points skinink

    The cat legged it out of there, but the dog offscreen wondered if the flame was edible. 

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  • 4 points StuBidasol

    I wonder if after the fire was all put out if she said "this is why we can't have nice things!"

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  • 4 points blueghostfrompacman

    Well she was right that was more dramatic

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  • 3 points HospitalDue2983

    Just keep filming

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  • 3 points furn_ell

    The plastic tablecloth was…👌🏼

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  • 3 points SymmetricalFeet

    I appreciate that, for once, people aren't just screaming and yelling at the problem.

    Not super helpful to just run or keep filming, but at least no one's incapacitated by the more useless shouting 👍

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  • 3 points Pandalishus

    Cameraman deserves props for not landing in r/killthecameraman WHILE ALSO avoiding r/donthelpjustfilm

    EDIT: Well, he’s the most recent video in DHJF. Go figure

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  • 3 points TubeOfOintment

    How are so many people near so many open flames so often?!?

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  • 3 points demoralising

    And many moooorre!

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  • 3 points Complex-Ad-4402

    Why don't they start to sing? Fucking liars

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  • 3 points Jennabear82

    Wh... Why are we lighting a cake on fire?

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  • 7 points Adventurous_Ad_4145

    Who’s the genius that took the fire off the table and placed it in the chair where the flame is touching the cloth backing?

    EDIT: Gold sleeves and black pants. It turns out she’s the woman who yelled at the man near the end. <——wrong look below ⬇️

    EDIT PART TWO: The true culprit is the woman who lit the fire. Someone below mentioned dementia. She didn’t look capable to begin with but placing the fire on the chair warrants further examination to make sure she can safely drive, etc…

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    4 points dayoldbagelz

    No it was the old lady who caused the accident in the first place. She has some red in her coat which you can see as she puts the flame tray on the chair and then she is seen scurrying away. That is some dementia level stuff. She is unfortunately a hazard to herself and those around her.

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    1 points Adventurous_Ad_4145

    Omg, you’re right! Sorry I got that wrong. That was incredibly dangerous and you made a good point - is she safe to drive, etc…

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  • 2 points vandalxxi

    "Well, I set half the cake on fire, so maybe pouring the rest on the other half will fix it." 🙃

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  • 2 points oneawesomewave

    Hold onto that camera as if your life nd the life of others depend on it.

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  • 2 points Dislexic_Astronut

    Trying to extinguish it with the rest of the cup, lol.

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  • 2 points Analysis_Working

    Someone actually took the on fire cake and set it on an upholstered chair!

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  • 2 points areyoukiddingmebru

    Nancy?

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    1 points Fun-Original97

    OMG I thought the same 🤣🤣

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  • 2 points Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

    "inflammable means flammable? What a country."

    -Dr from The Simpsons probably.

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  • 2 points ThanatosIdle

    My thought process:

    "What is she about to light on the cake that's going to go wrong? Trick candles or something?"

    "Wait oh...oh she's pouring something. Oh this is going to be really stupid now....."

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  • 2 points misfotto

    She lighted but nobody started singing :(

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  • 2 points GodleyJiub

    Don't put grandma in charge anymore 🤦‍♂️

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  • 2 points Gdokim

    Even the cat was running.

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    2 points Fun-Original97

    That cat said NOPE 🤣

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    1 points Gdokim

    Haha 😂 probably said nope to this family and noped out of this family dynamics too.

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  • 2 points griz719

    The CAT 😹

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    I think they are in denial about their mother's mental health. She might be in a decline from Alzheimer's.

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  • 4 points Mrheadcrab123

    I don’t know why but I find the idea that the guy who got yelled at by the girl at the end had nothing to do with it and she was just his wife who blames crap on him that neither of them have any involvement in

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    10 points Kevo05s

    The girl was laughing ... Also the guy warned his mom before everything went south yet the mom disregarded it...

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    8 points Mental-Clerk

    Clearly it's his job to make sure this grown woman doesn't do stupid shit (/s in case anyone can't tell).

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    5 points _ThatSynGirl_

    She wasn't yelling. She looked like she was laughing and going in to comfort him.

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    1 points NightStalkerXIV

    It looked like the kid behind the dad was laughing or filming or something, and she went to tell him to stop that while going in to maybe comfort the poor dad? So many levels of sad for the poor guy...

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    4 points suiluhthrown78

    When did she yell?

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    -3 points IAteAnotherVegan

    and can anyone explain the shape of her butt? one side is square, one side is missing...

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    3 points eharvill

    A wallet in her left pocket would be my guess.

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  • 1 points Psychological-Scar53

    Damn, I guess when you get that old you no longer use candles. Just set the house on fire and let everyone try to put it out...

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  • 1 points QuicheSmash

    Definitely more dramatic

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  • 1 points toughfoot

    😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 points FOXTROT290

    Bro who did she made it this far 😭

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  • 1 points Carlospedra

    I would start singing happy birthday lol

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  • 1 points Natural_Photograph16

    They set the burning cake on a Cloth chair? Holy shit.

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  • 1 points fusterclux

    Honestly she could’ve handled that way worse. 4/10, but not a complete disaster

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  • 1 points Jpal62

    Someone doesn’t know how flammable liquids work.

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  • 1 points Competitive-Ebb3816

    My family used to do a plum pudding at Christmas that my uncle would flambé. He didn't do it like that.

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  • 1 points Braavosiano

    r/StupidFood

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  • 1 points MrWrestlingNumber2

    Was she using a high heeled shoe to try and put out a fire?

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  • 1 points thefanciestcat

    Jersey can't believe how much she fucked this up.

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  • 1 points mitchgtz

    Listen, nice attempt, but after singing Happy Birthday you are supposed to blow out the table. (And the room)

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  • 1 points badreligixn

    It was his fault he panicked and grabbed her arm

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  • 1 points waffleassembly

    I would check the smoke detectors in that house if they didn't come on after that

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    1 points Romando1

    Yeah I agree. I mean look at ALL OF THAT THICK SMOKE in the video!!! The smoke detectors should have gone off for sure!!!!!!

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    1 points waffleassembly

    I could smoke cigarettes under my smoke detector all day and it won't go off. You don't know how things work apparently

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  • 1 points Camera_dude

    I wonder which stupid Pinterest post convinced them to light a cake on fire with alcohol

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  • 1 points Coffee-cartoons

    I mean that was just improper and poorly done

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  • 1 points btwImVeryAttractive

    This is simply ridiculous

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  • 1 points Drakomis

    And that's why home fire extinguishers are important, ya'll.

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  • 1 points KRMJN101

    No One Has Ever Seen A Fire Safety Video In This House. (and a ?)

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  • 1 points LowAnybody965

    God damn idiot

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  • 1 points RobertElectricity

    Never in my life have I seen anyone pour a liquid on top of a cake until now.

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  • 1 points mothwhimsy

    It's been a long time since I've seen a perfect video in this sub

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  • 1 points mhagin

    r/donthelpjustfilm

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  • 1 points Timely-Climate9418

    I think the camera man kind of expected this

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  • 1 points fabulousfantabulist

    Whichever relative put the on-fire cake on the cloth chair needs a good talking to

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    1 points Fun-Original97

    The same grandma who lit the cake. 😅😂

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  • 1 points LoudTable9684

    I love how she lights the entire cup of fluid on fire and just keeps pouring it on the cake and then the table. Reminded me of a child who can’t resist doing the thing they shouldn’t, or like a Kristen Wiig character on SNL

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  • 1 points Square_Barracuda_69

    Maybe dont have the elderly person handle the fire

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  • 1 points Spirited-Bat6847

    The cat left out of there so fast 🤣😭😭

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  • 1 points NemeSisWiberg

    He lied, they didn’t start singing.

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  • 1 points Icy_Service_8336

    Logic, use the same flammable liquid used to start the fire, to put it out.

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  • 1 points DatLonerGirl

    Pour liquid, THEN light cake, smh

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  • 1 points uffsterlig

    Can someone explain what's up with the whole "let's pour some flammable shit on this nice cake we're just about to eat and set it ablaze why don't we!?"

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  • 1 points Koeopeenmotor

    Why is nobody singing?

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  • 1 points bringthedoo

    This was slow and predictable chaos

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  • 1 points weeBaaDoo

    Exhibit A in the discussion about loyalty from cats vs dogs.

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  • 1 points No-Camp1268

    I enjoyed assuming this was going to involve alcoholic combustion before I saw what was happening.

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  • 1 points SDLifer

    Don't help with the catastrophe, keep filming by all means. 🤣🤣

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  • 1 points FannyPunyUrdang

    Every decision was a wrong one.

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  • 1 points demonmonkeybex

    They cut this too short. I want to see the blond lay into the old lady there at the end.

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  • 1 points xtraSleep

    Why not pour, then light?

    Also shout out to the teens just watching.

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  • 1 points Starchaser_WoF

    Should've stuck with a candle

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  • 1 points philmorebuttstock

    Age=wisdon=FALSE!

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  • 1 points oogieO

    What a terrible idea.

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  • 1 points ShockDragon

    I am seriously curious about what goes on in these people's heads. Oil or another inflammable substance on a cake is certainly a choice.

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  • 1 points Fun-Original97

    How do you even blow that for wishes?!

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  • 1 points jfk_47

    Wait. I saw the same video from another angle last night. Am I losing my mind?

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    2 points Destituted

    NO https://www.tiktok.com/@kristinahyde/video/7579759901463842079

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    1 points jfk_47

    Omg thank you.

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  • 1 points SnooShortcuts103

    They did a really good job of extinguishing the fire together!

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    1 points haikusbot

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  • 1 points Nathaniel_Blaze

    It always surprises me how many people don't know that they SHOULD keep a fire extinguisher in their home.

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  • 1 points nikofd

    She does this every year.

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  • 1 points griz719

    This is the 3rd angle of this event that I have seen.

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  • 1 points Deadbreeze

    The look on the dudes face at the very end says it all.

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  • 1 points aphillyk75

    The quiet panic really kills me

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  • 1 points Luciferbelle

    "Don't do that" Immediately does that

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  • 1 points pemiufer

    Lmao, the cat's got the real wisdom here.

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  • 1 points pemiufer

    That cat's judging the whole chaos like a pro. 😂

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  • 1 points PenSimilar5504

    Que vieja gagá, es un peligro.

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  • 1 points Joebranflakes

    When you’re too old to coordinate more than one thing at a time. Cognitive decline…

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  • 1 points Shermans_ghost1864

    I know what you are all thinking, and no, they are not Boomers, they are clearly Gen X

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  • 0 points Maca-Pyon

    This poor baby man's face at the end

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  • 0 points -red-beard

    People need to learn to chill

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  • 0 points HugsandHate

    She seems like hard work.

    And was there a donkey there at the end?

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  • -2 points bldvlszu

    AI

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