Bedazzled Aston Martin Valkyrie by Crystal Ninja
  • 801 points Qu4ckAttack

    Aston spending millions to saves grams, along comes no taste Tony and sticks 15 kilos of rocks on it.

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    139 points Hawt_Dawg_II

    I wonder if it's good for aerodynamics though, kinda like the golfball effect

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    201 points Ubericious

    That is a lot of parasitic drag

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    140 points Ow_fuck_my_cankle

    I have an ex like that

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    3 points Drewcifer88

    Take my upvote

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    -16 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    7 points QuantumBobb

    What?

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    -7 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points KinKaze

    We get it, just a bad joke

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    -1 points TheMilkKing

    What an odd thing to say

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    58 points C7StreetRacer

    I am sure if that was the case, they would have done that in the first place. Albeit, probably not with rhinestones, and something lighter. The amount of testing that went into maximizing the aerodynamics were insane. Somewhere, a group of engineers are pissed.

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    -6 points troll_right_above_me

    Mythbusters would like a word https://youtu.be/VUiGhyHC-1A?si=_Qe2mDwhQujRuQcH

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    38 points C7StreetRacer

    Logic would like a word: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

    The idea that an experiment on a mass-produced family car, where it’s production was focused on efficiency, affordability, and profitability, would somehow render the same results on a hand-crafted, precision engineered race-car, focused entirely on performance, is ridiculous.

    Fact: its far easier to improve a poorly designed vehicle than a properly designed one.

    Fact: high-end car manufacturers have been chasing “fastest” car in the world titles for years, testing often crazy ideas to improve performance.

    Do you find it odd that throughout these constant pursuits , be that F1, Nascar, Bugatti, etc. that none of them have added dimples to increase performance?

    I mean, myth buster is cool and all, but I am relatively confident that a group of high school kids could improve your average 90s Ford family car significantly with enough time and resources. That said, we shouldn’t be foolish enough to believe that any of those improvements would be above industry standard, let alone the pinnacle of engineering.

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    11 points MikeHoteI

    You're absolutely right, but i was confused because i thought everybody was talking about the Bugatti Bolide.

    https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1130680_the-bugatti-bolide-s-air-scoop-was-designed-like-a-golf-ball

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    4 points C7StreetRacer

    How very interesting! Thank you for sharing.

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    2 points Great_Swimming_9616

    Manufacturers don’t do everything possible on every car. We’d have so many twin charged inline 6 supercars with hybrid systems running on super capacitors 😂

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    40 points Swiftzor

    Not on a car like this. This is a car designed to basically be a road legal F1 car that’s tolerances are calculated to the nanometer. Like to give you an idea some parts of this cars aero kit will flex when taking corners at certain speed and angle ratios to give you literal milliseconds of pace. Like the paint on this car is so specially formulated to not interfere with aero. Doing this is like taking a hammer and bashing in your grill and being like “it’s got better gas mileage”

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    16 points fishsticks40

    SPEED HOLES

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    10 points TeusV

    The dimples on a golfball serf to make the boundary layer turbulent so it sticks to the surface for longer, decreasing the pressure drag. But for the size (Reynolds number actually) of a car like this, the boundary layer will transition to turbulent anyway. So the surface texture does nothing to decrease pressure drag and will only add friction drag.

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    2 points nousernameisleftt

    I thought Reynolds number was a function of speed not size

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    0 points agentdrozd

    It's a function of both

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    2 points fishsticks40

    If it were they'd do it at the factory. It's not like no one has thought of this. 

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    2 points Buck_Thorn

    More like for the goofball effect.

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    2 points Lurkario-

    Dimples are good, bumps are bad

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    1 points Eltrits

    On a golf ball it's not to reduce drag but actually creating more drag as the ball is spinning, therefore helping to give it an effect.

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    16 points alicelestial

    literally skinned edward cullen and his family to make this

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    17 points DeltaBravoTango

    They cut weight so he can add the rocks

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    7 points ACoderGirl

    Is this a race car? Otherwise why would drag matter if the speed limit on the highway is still 100?

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    11 points Trashbagjizz

    It is a street legal race car essentially.

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    5 points usingthecharacterlim

    It depends on your definition of race car. It's not competing in races, but it could.

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    1 points Skrimyt

    A pair of Valkyrie AMR-LMH variants do compete in the WEC Hypercar league, and one competes in the IMSA GTP series. They're all owned by GabeN (the Steam guy) and operated by his team, The Heart of Racing.

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    7 points AtomicSymphonic_2nd

    I wonder how pissed off some of Aston Martin’s customers would be if they told them as a part of purchasing their cars, that they cannot be “put on display only”…

    Because wealthy folks use these cars as financial instruments, not as cars…

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    2 points vercertorix

    Have fun washing it too.

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  • 260 points The-CunningStunt

    Not particularly good execution tbh

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    92 points Theperfectool

    Yeah the placement isn’t uniform or tight at all. Looks like shit in the shade.

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    45 points Sprmodelcitizen

    Honestly anything I’ve ever hade that had little jewels on it ended up with completely bald spots. This guys car in one month is going to be bald in spots and dirty between the stones.

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    10 points alex99x99x

    Bold of you to assume it’s gonna even be driven. Prob gonna be left in some rich millionaire’s penthouse.

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    5 points SnooCompliments8790

    Its actually driven a lot if you're wondering

    Just search up Supercar Ron on Youtube, it also made an appearance on the Wynn Concours @ Las Vegas

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    9 points Sqweaky_Clean

    Imagine the work attitude of the person the paid to glue those on?

    Someone poor enough to need to work… oh the begrudging

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  • 92 points bws7037

    heresy and a damn shame as they completely ruined that car.

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    17 points Reese_Withersp0rk

    But now they don't have to worry about paint scratches.

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    15 points VagueSomething

    It isn't exactly an aesthetic car anyway. The beauty is in the engineering but it isn't necessarily aesthetic. The audacity of the bedazzle is equal to the audacity of people owning these kinds of cars.

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    19 points Bit_part_demon

    The beauty is in the engineering but it isn't necessarily aesthetic

    I disagree, the lines are gorgeous

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    2 points G_mork

    In matters of taste, one person’s “gorgeous” is another person’s “meh. I’ve seen better.”

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    8 points Federal-Commission87

    It was probably wrapped first before the added all the crap. I hope it's restorable.

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    -13 points asphaltdragon

    I mean to be fair AM ruined it first

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  • 58 points themurderator

    i will never understand the ways that rich people will spend their money.

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    29 points Driller_Happy

    You don't become rich by being a normal level headed joe

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    16 points blolfighter

    When you don't have to work for your money you lose all sense of proportion, which makes it easy to get frivolous with it.

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    10 points themurderator

    i mean i totally get that and agree. i meant more that most rich people have the worst fucking taste. 

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    5 points blolfighter

    It's not like it's permanent. Want it to be bedazzled for shits and giggles? Have your servant bedazzle it. Get tired of it? Have your servant remove it. Change your mind? Servant bedazzles it again. Hot pink? Hot pink. It requires nothing of you, you're rich, you can change your car like the rest of us change our underwear.

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    2 points DentinQuarantino

    Now bedazzle it again!

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    2 points Hankman66

    Well a lot of them must have good taste too, otherwise the unbejazzled version of this car wouldn't exist.

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    1 points themurderator

    do you think the regular version is good taste? i think that car is ridiculous looking in any case. 

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    1 points Hankman66

    Not really!

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    1 points chadsmo

    It was bedazzled as a joke and it ended up staying on the car.

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  • 31 points CrustyHumdinger

    Wow, a new level of tacky

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  • 29 points pokemantra

    this video itself is terrible execution, why is the bedazzled car in the shade?

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    8 points itwillmakesenselater

    If it's in direct sunlight it blinds everyone

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    1 points CrazyPlatypus42

    I guess it would be absolutely impossible to get the light right on this monstrosity if it stood in direct sunlight

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  • 20 points Sartastic_Kiwi

    "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

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    6 points Trashbagjizz

    😂

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  • 18 points overwatchretiree

    Because a sparkly paint job would be too ridiculous

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    9 points Twig

    Yea this is trash execution.

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  • 14 points Wackel81

    Glitter! I like it.

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  • 8 points greysonhackett

    When is the next revolt by us peasants? Soon, I hope.

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  • 7 points Th3_Pidgeon

    Yeah that's going to go well at high speed

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  • 7 points Titania_1251

    That seems to be r/horribletoclean

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  • 7 points emi89ro

    People having enough money to pay for this and then spending it on this is the best argument for higher taxes.

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  • 6 points dugerz

    They fall off when washed or no?

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    21 points seanymphcalypso

    We can only hope.

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    5 points blolfighter

    Nah, when you have this kind of money you just hire someone to carefully clean it with a tiny soft brush.

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    1 points Devious_Pudding

    No. Crystal Ninja has done several cars before this one and she's shown they can get washed normally.

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  • 6 points HeartsPlayer721

    I think it's funny that the first few seconds you can't even see a sparkle... It looks like the cheap Costco-esque tabletops my elementary school classrooms had until you finally get close enough to see the bumps.

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  • 6 points fatalrugburn

    Poor execution. It could have been interesting if the dazzles had been put on with some skill. But when it's zoomed in it's just thrown on and looks terrible.

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  • 5 points JunoCalliope

    Imagine that on a sunny day, all the other drivers are gonna be blinded

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    4 points Driller_Happy

    There's gotta be laws against this

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  • 5 points pickleknits

    Can’t wait for a pigeon to poop on it.

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  • 5 points therearesomebirds

    Fun fact: Swarovski is moving away from selling its crystals individually for artists/DIYers because of tacky shit like this. Seriously.

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  • 3 points YankeeMagpie

    Imagine having this kinda money and not like, funding a food shelf in a nearby city for a month or something. Pennies on the dollar relative to this. I cannot imagine having the disposable income to buy a component of this car.

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    3 points chadsmo

    The owner of the car does a lot of charity work.

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    2 points SnooCompliments8790

    Yes! Supercar Ron does a lot of that

    People should watch the process and the Origin of this Valkyrie, it's not a garage queen at all!

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    1 points chadsmo

    It’s had fucking goats in it ! lol

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  • 5 points senorsmartpantalones

    There are people dying Kim!

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    2 points Trashbagjizz

    That gave my friend and I a good laugh lol

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  • 3 points Gurrulaghima

    That bug splatter is going to be an issue

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  • 3 points MurseMan1964

    You can’t buy class

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  • 3 points OkDiamond2750

    I’ve seen cars like this in the Home Depot parking lot with like pennies all glued to them. That’s the same aesthetic.

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  • 2 points kna5041

    Looks like it couldn't clear that 3 inch deep gutter.

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  • 2 points bunkerbee_hill

    Those type guys standing behind it show up no matter where a high-end sports appears.

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  • 2 points Fraggity_Frick

    When braising rich people, be sure to go low and slow. Their meat is usually tough and stringy so you want to make sure you dissolve all the connective tissue to get a silky, tender texture.

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  • 2 points lechiengrand

    Remember friends, Can ≠ Should

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  • 2 points therealsix

    MONEY

    TASTE

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  • 2 points Arakius_

    Aerodynamics team: "Am I a joke to you?"

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  • 2 points chadsmo

    Disagree on the AT part.

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    2 points SnooCompliments8790

    Same

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  • 2 points tehpwnage7

    Yes I’d love to take my light weight hyper car that engineers spent pain staking weeks and months to develop into a road legal race car then shit on their work by making it look like it ran into a Claire’s

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  • 2 points magician_type-0

    fuck y’all i love this

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  • 2 points chrissygeebee

    They ruined Newey's baby. Now he's at Aston could he get the main dealers to refuse to service this monstrosity?

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  • 1 points ItsEntirelyPosssible

    No

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  • 1 points Similar-Beyond252

    I’ve done diamond art before. Who has the time?

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  • 1 points KUPA_BEAST

    Driving in the sun must be fun.

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  • 1 points Deus-mal

    One fast car vs 1 speed bump

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  • 1 points Rule_32

    Another example of more money than sense. Shame.

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  • 1 points Correct-Junket-1346

    Defeated by speed bumps, impractical.

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  • 1 points PunfullyObvious

    Sponsored by Safelite™

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  • 1 points MrMilesDavis

    How does one drive over a pebble or down a hill in one of these?

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  • 1 points Kuunkulta

    I mean, it looks kinda neat but could've just done it with a vinyl wrap

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  • 1 points Bushdr78

    Pedestrian grater

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  • 1 points Vaper_Bern

    Oh ffs, whoever perpetuated this crime needs to get 20 lashes, in public.

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  • 1 points Schmenge_time

    I thought Liberace died? Who’s that for?

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  • 1 points grease_monkey

    Awful execution. They're already falling off in places

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  • 1 points Junethemuse

    I kinda love the effect. Hate the execution though.

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  • 1 points rodolphoteardrop

    Vagazzled

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  • 1 points Doschupacabras

    The sun hits that thing at the right angle and you would be able to see it from space lol.

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  • 1 points entropydave

    At what point does the owner realise it looks shit. Complete shit.

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  • 1 points Dr_Quartermas

    Why didn't they photograph it in the sun, like it would be on a street?

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  • 1 points IHatrMakingUsernames

    Ngl, I kinda really like it

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  • 1 points dragonpjb

    I don't know if this is amazing or awful.

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  • 1 points heynonnynonnomous

    Oh damn, I thought I was on r/sparklyisacolor, lol.

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  • 1 points floodo1

    Money can't buy taste

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  • 1 points doob22

    ATTE

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  • 1 points dmo7000

    Peak aero

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  • 1 points Dargel0s

    I haven’t bedazzled anything since I was 22!

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  • 1 points RobertGA23

    Looks good from far, but its far from good.

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  • 1 points Smooth-Cup-7445

    More proof that money doesn’t buy taste

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  • 1 points Outrageous_Swan_7483

    Serious Dubai vibes.

    And by Dubai Vibes, I mean fuck that and fuck them.

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  • 1 points CoinRicochet

    Idk, I kinda dig it

    Gonna be a bitch to clean tho

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  • 1 points Maretsb

    Wow, it looks very expensive, yet very cheap and tacky at the same time. They should have paid extra to have the LV logo bedazzled

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  • 1 points powderhound522

    Now THIS is what I’m talking about when I say ATBGE!

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  • 1 points Jaxager

    A 4.5 million dollar car and it looks like utter shit now.

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  • 1 points harbordog

    My 5 year old loves sticker gems too!

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  • 1 points vessel_for_the_soul

    You could of just done a wrap and called it a day, one day caught in rain to trap dirt. 

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  • 1 points SnooCompliments8790

    Supercar Ron's Valkyrie!

    Appeared @ The Montery Car Week and Las Vegas

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  • 1 points EshinX

    Tax the rich

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  • 1 points newtonbase

    That's like a whole rack of sheets of sticky gems from The Works. 

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  • 1 points actuallywaffles

    Rhinestones are just plastic. The sunlight and humidity will degrade them in no time. And I'm not sure what glue they used, but in 6 months, this car is gonna look like vaguely glittery shit. Dirt, bird poop, and every bug you hit are gonna be damn near impossible to wash off.

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  • 1 points grubslam

    Real fuckin ugly.

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  • 1 points GinaTheK

    That vehicle could pulla nation out of poverty. EAT THE RICH

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  • 1 points Snopro311

    Looks horrific

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  • 1 points WraithofCaspar

    Imagine those things ripping off at top speed. Suddenly, bystanders are getting shot by sparkles.

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  • 1 points DubzAlLace

    Money doesn’t buy good taste

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  • 1 points BeaksFalcone

    Why not just put a glitter wrap on it?

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  • 1 points Bhenny_5

    My son would have stuck those on for free 😄

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  • 1 points SchwiftyRichie

    Looks like ass

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  • 1 points Mikkels

    Just don't hit any speed bumps.

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  • 1 points TheJPGerman

    Am I the only one who loves this

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  • 1 points niki200900

    the amount of hate this car gets is hilarious. people act like someone superglued that shit directly onto the paint of their own car which is obviously undrivable now.

    this dude has an anazing collection and this is clearly a social media stunt that works so perfectly.

    owner is supercarron

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  • 0 points Vaktrus

    Black Ops 2 diamond camo

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  • 0 points Wise_Young_Dragon

    Frankly no worse than the car itself

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  • 0 points DrakeAndMadonna

    As a Ferrari owner, shit like this makes me support Ferrari's restrictions on modifications to their cars. 

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  • 0 points Suicidalsidekick

    It’s an ugly car. The bedazzling is the only part I like.

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  • 0 points RealSinnSage

    i want to see this car get into an accident and get smashed into pieces (but no injuries please, k thanks jesus)

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  • -1 points snapper1971

    Aston Martin should sue for this desecration.

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    1 points SnooCompliments8790

    Aston's engineers actually like it lol unlike Ferrari

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