If I was filthy rich and in a fantasy league with other filthy rich people, the loser of our league would have to drive this daily as punishment for losing.
Just because a little dude with a small penis flaunts whatever money he has by driving a giant suv with ridiculous accessories doesn't mean he's a little dude with a small penis.
I know the "it looks like a school bus for 6 year-old pimps" line from Better Call Saul doesn't quite apply to the aesthetic here, but this belongs in the same category except someone actually paid to put this all together.
I know the "it looks like a school bus for 6 year-old pimps" line from Better Call Saul doesn't quite apply to the aesthetic here, but this belongs in the same category except someone actually paid to put this all together for real life use.
He's a character, all right! It would be nice if he only got the dog in front after his real dog passed away. There are worse cars. Just hope he's not a real a-hole
That dog is certainly illegal in every US state.
Nah, you can own a bulldog
Not if you strap it to your front bumper
Mr. Romney, you’re late for your meeting
Thank you Mr. Vick
What, does it void the warranty or something?
I hate that the naked lady silhouettes are both facing the same way 😑
I bet the chrome plate is only on one side
You’re probably right!
Only thing wrong here, tbh.
Compensating for a lack of friends willing to tell em that shit is complete garbage and looks dumb as hell
If I was filthy rich and in a fantasy league with other filthy rich people, the loser of our league would have to drive this daily as punishment for losing.
I don't think that's what happening here though.
If this was my friend I would 100% pump him up on how amazing his tase is and how sick that was.
But I’m an asshole like that.
Same. Especially if said friend is already kind of an asshole anyways.
Anyone that even owns a hummer is probably an asshole, so yea.🤣
The most shocking thing is it’s a Cal plate and not a Fl plate
Nah I can 100% see this in central cali or around mt shasta
Texas plate, surely
I was looking for GA
That’s pretty far from shocking tbh
Southern California for sure
I dont think this was greatly executed.
It will be when he hits a pedestrian…
“How many warning signs do I need to give you?”
He’s got a small dog?
He’s got a small hog
Probably wishes he had a dog 🙂↕️
Compensating for a real dog.
compensating for lack of sanity?
I’ve seen that car in Pasadena over the years
Compensating for lack of brain cells perhaps
What?! I did this with my Honda Element.
Nah. This is just… all awful.
Crazy! I posted a picture of the same truck 8 years ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/LAGQCLlHJM
Small peepee
Ask him about his balls.
Needs a red flag on that dog or he’s gonna get pulled over.
Compensating for a lack of debt, looks like.
This is the greatest car I've ever seen!
Seems more like everything.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Fbetter-call-saul-danial-takes-his-new-flashy-hummer-to-a-v0-ra2LfAxFt2JtzPS8aHDHhiKC_VBT2nk6jHYA23z0nGw.jpg%3Fformat%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db8616b6a788a5d9846d03bf7108efde524f26a69&f=1&ipt=90ed4a132b877384b5697e91f367841ed283973f3b9b27acd191dbcc23d4e259
It could be worse. Could be a high jacked axel Tesla truck
I get sketched out seeing a dog in the back of truck. Poor guy barley has room to stand
Is the owner bald and in his 40’s?
TÜV says no!!! 🇩🇪
maybe he loves his dog
Something? No. Everything? Yes.
The Mitt Romney.
Jack Sparrow?
Just because a little dude with a small penis flaunts whatever money he has by driving a giant suv with ridiculous accessories doesn't mean he's a little dude with a small penis.
The Ed Hardymobile
Looks like one of those shirts Guy fieri wears
Shramp Dinkie
Great example of Fieri-core
r/littledicktruck
I know the "it looks like a school bus for 6 year-old pimps" line from Better Call Saul doesn't quite apply to the aesthetic here, but this belongs in the same category except someone actually paid to put this all together.
I know the "it looks like a school bus for 6 year-old pimps" line from Better Call Saul doesn't quite apply to the aesthetic here, but this belongs in the same category except someone actually paid to put this all together for real life use.
He's a character, all right! It would be nice if he only got the dog in front after his real dog passed away. There are worse cars. Just hope he's not a real a-hole
This feels like a Rob Dyrdek vehicle to me. No idea why.
Can people not tell this is AI?
Do an image search. There are tons of pictures of this H2