This is the exact type of Van I've been looking for the last 12 years just because this is my dream van just paint a wizard on the side of it instead of the cowboy and make the interior purple 💜
My grandpa always had full sized conversion vans, and his last one before he passed had the interior styling of a Crown Royale bag. We called it his Purple Pimp Van
my cousins had one of these big comfy shag vans but it was all in bright blue. man those seats were comfortable as hell. i miss that thing so damn much
My dream vehicle is this, but an exaggerated version of me with a sword fighting a lighting shooting jacked wizard on the side instead. Add a moon shaped bubble window and a disco ball on the inside.
I haven’t spent all this time learning how to airbrush for nothing
My best friend in high school had an 80s version of this van. No aggressive orange, art mural, or wood fixtures but comfortable seating and a bed. It was the designated vehicle for going out with a group of people which we did often. We carpooled to school in it too.
On my 18th birthday, my friends pulled up in front of the house blasting "I'm 18" by Alice Cooper.
We took it out that night for my birthday dinner at Benihana. One of my friends dropped his purple microdot in the shag carpeting. We never did find it.
Good times.
When I was around 12 or 13 there was a van with the Iron Maiden Killers album cover painted on both sides and a big Iron Maiden logo on the hood. One of the most majestic things I've ever seen.
That old Pioneer radio is pinnacle audio technology!
I had the cassette version back in the day - best sound head unit I've ever owned! Damn I miss that thing...
There's a lot of mileage on this battle wagon but I'm not talking about the engine. Anyways, I'd rename this beautiful shaggin' wagon 'Asscrusher' or 'Uncle Rico'. Boom! Mic drop.
I was thinking about these kinds of vans recently. I still vividly recall one from childhood that had some crazy scene with mermaid and her boobs had red LEDs for the nipples.
Dr. Kreiger's ride after the Wizard van got destroyed
If you listen closely you can hear Charlene playing inside.
In the ghetttoooooo, where Mac Davis SUCKS IT!
OUTLAW COUNTRY!
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"Kurigā saaaan"
Not now, Mitsuko!
“My cherry blossoms are wiiiiiiiltiiing”
Oh you are JUST like your mother!
Don't judge me on the how... until you see the why.
This is the exact type of Van I've been looking for the last 12 years just because this is my dream van just paint a wizard on the side of it instead of the cowboy and make the interior purple 💜
For the low price of $15,900 obo it can be yours 😂
Fuck that’s tempting. Bet there are crunchy parts in the upholstery though.
Vandalized snatch crumbs
You could've kept that to yourself but nooooo, I had to have eyes!
Of all your sense organs to be assaulted by vandalised snatch crumbs. You should pick your eyes.
That's my fault for being literate
Don't forget about the pecker trails.
New band name unlocked!
Mmmm add some to your yogurt for a tangy granola!
That u can smoke, probably
Jesus. I’m sorry I own a phone
You'd want to budget replacement of that anyway
And at least a 50/50 chance of finding a bag of old weed stashed
Don’t use a backlight in there. 🤢
It'll look like a monocrome pollock painting.
I don’t know, that thing has been taken care of
My second thought (after thinking how beautiful this ride is) was that I bet if I took a blacklight to that, the glow would blind me
Absolutely gorgeous, but I'd be afraid of all the hidden crunchy spots
Thank you for that.
I've got the 15K, but where the F am I supposed to find an obo?
bruv wot? the foockin obo store you fookin numpty
Try your local Oboes R Us.
I’ve seen them at Obo Lobby
Honestly, that's not bad. If the underside looks as good as the rest of it and the engine runs, that's a hell yeah brother from me.
It's also on Pinterest 9 years ago. Looks exactly the same. Someone kept INSANELY good care of this van.
Fuck yeah! Tonight we ride!
My grandpa always had full sized conversion vans, and his last one before he passed had the interior styling of a Crown Royale bag. We called it his Purple Pimp Van
That's fantastic. And stories like this is why I want one
We believe in you, Alice. Follow your dreams.
... we know it's you, Krieger san...
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Those headlights headlights headlights headlights
I thought the whole shag rug love shack van thing was stupid until this very moment you have sold me on it
1970's fuck vans used to be something you would see around now and again. Now it's all hipsters with "stealth camping" and stuff.
The fact we don't have these kind of vans anymore is sad
Be the wizard van owner you wish to see in the world.
If you want to live in a van, you want to be inconspicuous. No cop could resist knocking on the glass of this van.
That line from Archer…”rolling probable cause”
PRBLCAWZ
This is not a van to live in. It’s a van to LIVE in.
L-I-V-I-N…
…the dream, man.
L-I-V-A-N
The vida loca
This isn't a #vanlife Instagram go live in it van.
This is a hang out with your friends, go cruising on a Saturday night, spend the weekend camping in a field kinda van
A road trip van. A "spend your lunch break in the parking lot" van.
Just imagine the naps in that thing
First thing I thought of was taking a nap on a roadtrip lmao
But if that van's a-rocking, don't come knocking!
This is the Magna Carta of vans.
"Hey smoky, you lookin for some company?"
my cousins had one of these big comfy shag vans but it was all in bright blue. man those seats were comfortable as hell. i miss that thing so damn much
we used to have a proper country 🧙🏻♂️🚐
Omg. I would totally lose my virginity in that shaggin wagon.
just gotta find someone willing to take it
forever alone
looming dark clouds forming and violin music starts playing
with this van, it won’t be hard.
Oh something will definitely be hard
1 moment. I'll message the owner and see how he feels about taking goattaco virginity.
Tell him, I’m like Little Ceasars. I’ll be Hot and Ready and will bring Taco Bell.
Little Ceasars brings Taco Bell!? Sign me up too
Definitely need that fire extinguisher with all the carpet
I can shave. 🪒
This fuckin rules
My dream vehicle is this, but an exaggerated version of me with a sword fighting a lighting shooting jacked wizard on the side instead. Add a moon shaped bubble window and a disco ball on the inside.
I haven’t spent all this time learning how to airbrush for nothing
Do you need someone to be clutching your leg like it's a movie poster? 🥺
Ya gotta choose between Boris Vallejo or Frank Frazetta style.
Them's the rules.
Always Frazetta. Cheeks out for everyone
Both is good, but if forced to choose I think my butt would look better in the style of Vellejo. Frazetta for the wizard and henchmen butts.
I'll allow it.
How would you win a fight against someone using electricity as a weapon when you’re brandishing metal, though?
It's fantasy, man, it's magic
You absorb the electricity to shoot it back. Like with a capacitor or something. You know, electrics.
Considering I’m fighting a wizard, just assume I have a +1 blade
I am failing to see anything awful here.
This is outstanding on every level.
Idk, that steering wheel doesn't do it for me
There ain't nothing sketchy about the Beaver Trap
Except the whole bed is like a giant 💦🧦
That is a feature my good sir.
The wood turnings are 🤌
Don’t be vulgar. The proper term is trim.
I recognize a true gentleman when he speaks!
I bet there is at least an 8 ball left in that upholstery
I'd be more concerned about cleaning out the Vandaljism
The amount of blow left in the upholstery is factored into the asking price.
this is great taste
Nah this thing fucks
Man I can smell the Hi Karate from here. (for people from other generations, that was the Axe Body Spray of the 70s)
My cousin and I would absolutely drown ourselves in Hi Karate and play fight in sweatpants, no shirts. When we were 8. Good times.
Hang on I've got an ebay search and a phone call to make. Where did I put my sweats?
I remember the commercials.
Here is one. Enjoy! I hope you and your cousin have a great time re-enacting this. Your comment made me laugh (and I needed a laugh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo
Where's the "awful taste"?
If you lick the carpet?
My best friend in high school had an 80s version of this van. No aggressive orange, art mural, or wood fixtures but comfortable seating and a bed. It was the designated vehicle for going out with a group of people which we did often. We carpooled to school in it too.
On my 18th birthday, my friends pulled up in front of the house blasting "I'm 18" by Alice Cooper. We took it out that night for my birthday dinner at Benihana. One of my friends dropped his purple microdot in the shag carpeting. We never did find it. Good times.
It’s the wooden pilasters for me 🤣
Perfect place for fuzzy cuffs
Is it possible for a vehicle to have a STD? Do they label that on Car Fax?
Boston and Aerosmith in the 8-track player.
Per the Facebook post, it's actually the Blues Brothers!
If that vans a rocking dont come knocking! Im pregnant just looking at it and im a bloke!
ass, grass or cash, nobody rides for free.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the interior likely smells like the back room of a sex shop. Stale sweat and jizz.
That was my first thought, too--what does it smell like?
Maybe you can mask it with enough of those Christmas tree looking deodorizers. 20 should do it.
welcome to the second basemobile
If I saw this I would be overcome with the primal urge to be bred by the owner of this van. I picture him as a white trash Khal Drogo.
That's just the way of the van baby
Jesus fucking Christ that is a beautiful van.
You mean AWESOME taste AND great execution!
Close the door you're letting the stank out!
I bet when this comes down the street Foghat just starts playing, somewhere....
Goddamn I want that
That thing is downright sexual.
I've always wanted a 70s sex wagon.
This thing rules
As a 70s kid, this thing is Awesome. And I'm assuming the 440 license plate means big block.
Finally. A post for me!
I was expecting clouds of smoke to be coming out of the open doors
That was the PINNACLE of cool when I was in my early teens (mid-70s). I always imagine the insides smelled of sweat, vomit and bad ditch weed.
And the first 'porn' I saw was the moving 'The Van' 1977.
The pioneer 8-track is circa … 1978? I love so much about this van
When I was around 12 or 13 there was a van with the Iron Maiden Killers album cover painted on both sides and a big Iron Maiden logo on the hood. One of the most majestic things I've ever seen.
Velour to floour
This thing is cool as hell
I would 100% drive that
I must have it
Grandma's basement on wheels
Sorry, but this is great taste and great execution.
Driving this cross country would be dope. After I sanitized it of course
I'm so impressed. The desperado art is unique! I've seen wizards, barbarians, Iztaccíhuatl, and Our Lady of Guadalupe but never a desperado.
All I can see it's thIS BITCHIN VAN
Mannn that's cool af
Gull wing door on a conversion van? Yes, please.
Our boy got that GTA3 steering wheel heh
more like a-van-some taste, glorious execution 😁
This is awesome
I will totally bang my wife in there, and yours too!
Quadraphonic sound, a waterbed, and now strobe light. Gentlemen, say hello to the second-base mobile.
That old Pioneer radio is pinnacle audio technology!
I had the cassette version back in the day - best sound head unit I've ever owned! Damn I miss that thing...
GUINEVERE!!!!
I must have this!! I just messaged the ad. I really hope they respond.
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I always wanted a van project to make something like this. Metal flake orange and with white stripe. I'd name it "Vangerine"
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You're about 8-10k too light
What a amazing FuckWagon. Real piece of art there.
Did you just say, "snatch"?
That GTA:SA steering wheel is a cherry on top.
Location?
Anywhere without security cameras I'd guess.
Teenage me dreamed of owning such a magical vehicle.
They need a van like this but for The Mandalorian and Grogu
The octagonal steering wheel really seals it
This guy has a stack of J.C. Whitney catalogs.
Absolutely ZERO snatch! 😆
I love every single thing about this.
This is Jeff’s van from American Dad
ngl, I love this thing.
Holy sick that's fuck.
Outfit that badass Kraco 8-track with a bluetooth or FM receiver and drive around blaring War and Fu Manchu all day.
Fuck. Yes.
the artwork needs to be something closer to frank frazetta's stuff, like a Molly Hatchet album cover.
There is nothing about this that is awful taste
It feels like I'm looking at some mythical artifact from an age of demi-gods and mighty heroes.
If you have a sweet retro van please do stuff like this. Even if you have a mom minivan please still do this.
God, if I could drive this is what I’d be rolling up in. The naps in this thing would go so hard.
Oh god… don’t take a black light to this bad boy
2%
How much did you pay for it?
The “A”nal Team.
This is amazing. I would buy it.
Right down to the CB radio.
This is not awful taste this is a product of its time
Ultimately, this is the correct answer.
As a child this was my dream, only the Star Wars version
Naw man this is great
Those shore am some nice n purty innards.
Sauce?
Needs a bumper sticker that says:
Ass, Ass, or Ass- No One Rides For Free
No telling?
Try a UV light.
sex.pure sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ8tepLoI4w&t=29s
There's a lot of mileage on this battle wagon but I'm not talking about the engine. Anyways, I'd rename this beautiful shaggin' wagon 'Asscrusher' or 'Uncle Rico'. Boom! Mic drop.
🤌
Fuck, that's cool
"Was"?
Pussy Galore
This is a bitchin’ van
My boxer briefs are soaked
Fuck truck.
I was thinking about these kinds of vans recently. I still vividly recall one from childhood that had some crazy scene with mermaid and her boobs had red LEDs for the nipples.
They could be gay it could be ass
Gotta love the 80's
Where on Marketplace? I must have this.
Guinevere!!!
I hate the shit out of that steering wheel. The rest is awesome.
It has 2! Beds ??!?