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A man dies on his wedding day
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Granpa lived an extravagant lifestyle with no job, supported entirely by his gambling winnings. The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and ...
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I swallowed a whole sheep.
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Man, the hottest name for a woman has to be...
"Oh me," curses Jesus.
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Where does the Drag Queen keep their outfits?
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What did Santa do when he was a pre-teen?
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There's a bird flying north, it turns left and looks right, what colour is that bird?
These people at work and those in my house have all been saying i need to get my head checked!Nothings wrong with me
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What do they call Santa Claus in the ghetto?
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Killing time in the mall, two young ladies decided to line up and visit Santa.
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?
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🎶Rudolph the coked out reindeer🎶
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You should never make jokes about women’s menstrual cycles.
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I love salt.
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Mom called me a smart-ass. I said, "huh, me, your favorite child?"
He orders a drink
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What is a karate master's favourite flower?
Due to my negative perceptions of Arnold Schwarzenegger, my wife threw me out of the house. Don't worry, though.
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In the US I say that I'm 6ft 7in
My pirate friend got a pair of earrings for two bucks..
Two farmers were walking down a country road when suddenly they were passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well...
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Where can you find the CIA's secret stash of undeniable proof about time traveling people?
The founding fathers were having a discussion about the origins of their last names