Tiny gameboy on my neck so people on the street know i have never seen a naked woman in my life
  • 92 points AlienPearl

    Oh! I’m sure you have seen plenty, just not in person… 🤣

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    24 points jim_deneke

    Still searching for the Tomb Raider nude cheat

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    4 points CoastalRadio

    Wait till he learns about The Sims!!

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  • 26 points recursive_knight

    https://preview.redd.it/1w1r3h8p7q9g1.png?width=1096&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f8cca27177dbc99246730487ceeba027cff1336

    I've got you beat, not only have I've never seen one, I also never will..

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    8 points j0hnz1lla

    Lots of pictures online, there’s still hope you can see one! (Heck, you can probably find one on Marketplace, it’s not like Gameboys disappeared off the face of the planet!)

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  • 16 points DaimonHans

    You need a GameUncle.

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  • 6 points BitBucket404

    There once was a Tibetan Monk who lived his whole life not knowing what a woman looked like. He was given a special burial, without an errected monument

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  • 6 points amart591

    I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head

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    6 points OshGoshBagoshASloth

    I rock bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head

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    5 points Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

    I rock Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Bruce Lee head

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  • 6 points Smooth-Childhood-754

    Am a big anti-social guy and I've collected "brick game" handhelds since I was a little child. Then in 2001 I got a GBA for my birthday, moving onto a DS Lite next with my own money. And since 2009 have been collecting Game Boys, and now own most Nintendo handhelds. I have seen 3 (three) naked women in person, so sending you hopes and prayers!

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    4 points tripstar1976

    3(three)? You lucky bastard!

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  • 5 points LosSantosMe

    um yes...... Im here for the Naked woman and the gameboy?

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  • 5 points dirtyjava

    Finally an easier sign that I can make to share with the world. I've just been yelling it from the rooftops. This is going to spare my voice!

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  • 10 points samvilain

    Who cares how many naked women you’ve seen; that necklace fucks.

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    2 points konmik-android

    ...and it fucks more than the author.

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  • 4 points Ok_Fisherman8727

    One day you'll meet a girl with a game genie around her neck and fire works will erupt. One day

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  • 3 points jasongill

    There is a miniature GameBoy "clone" called the Thumby which is about that size and actually works - it has a tiny OLED screen and buttons and can play games

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  • 6 points CaptionAdam

    Naked women are overrated. Gameboy necklace is where it's at

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  • 2 points tkenben

    I know people that have never seen a gameboy in their lives and would think that is some kind of special key card, perhaps to your playboy suite.

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  • 2 points The_Alchemyst

    Paperboy Prince does that too and he ran for Mayor, what's your excuse? 

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  • 2 points Obes_au

    Got to keep them cooties away somehow!

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  • 1 points fistfulloframen

    They aren't that rare.

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  • 1 points NebulaOk887

    Nice Design

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  • 1 points goonerqpq

    I really wanted to post about having seen his mom naked... but I won't... I think OP has had enough trauma. 🤣

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  • 1 points wyrth

    At this point it's more an indication that you should start booking your first colonoscopy

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