• Instead of pies, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of pastries, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of pizza, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of grilled salmon, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of ussal crab, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of dumplings, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of cake, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of sandwiches, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of protodermis, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of stuffed peppers, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of mutton, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of brisket, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of rusty nails, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of coins, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of disc launchers, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of meatballs, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of fresh squeezed lemonade, drink grilled chicken.

    Instead of lithium batteries, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of cigarettes, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of fingernail clippings, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of deviled eggs, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of bicycle chains, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of cone snails, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of acorns, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of scorpions, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of cactus needles, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of rubber bands, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of pencil shavings, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of grilled salmon, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of eggrolls, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of spoiled yogurt, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of staples, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of witchetty grubs, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of paint chips, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of rotten cheese, eat grilled chicken.

    Instead of battery acid, eat grilled chicken.

    I prefer turkey.

    Instead of turkey, eat grilled chicken.

  • Bionicle mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • The list rattling off destroys me every time

  • Why is the exact voice they use for the commercial

  • Mmmmm delicious