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  • 1829 points aleek777

    Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

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    303 points Vanessa0-0

    Be nice they're a synthetic potato, it's gotta be hard for them :(

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    69 points Man-Spider_1301

    I smell cut grass

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    16 points Shubler_

    get the egg salad out of his mouth 😨

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    8 points flowelol

    Rockstar is at the precipice of an enormous crossroads.

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    6 points poo-cum

    Itsha fuckin nickname. Da shtudio is called Rockstarelli!!!

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    56 points Mellodux

    No joke, when I had my stroke it was during a thanksgiving party at my sister in laws house. She had burned something in the oven, so I thought I was smelling some of that. Later on my wife and I compared notes and it turned out that the burnt smell had faded by the time of my stroke. Just so happens one dovetailed into the other. RIP me I guess lol.

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    19 points TheRealFirey_Piranha

    Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke

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    6 points whywouldisaymyname

    Phew thought I was high

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    2 points dark_temple

    Coll amberlapse!

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    1 points Sexy_Droid_xxx

    Huge congrats to Rockstar

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  • 878 points Dumbass5201

    What

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    438 points 1m0ws

    maybe

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    247 points Cruisin134

    Haha, sometimes.

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    77 points sornav_el

    TF you mean Sometimes ?

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    22 points Possums1

    ssdfg

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    8 points illegal_tacos

    hello

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    7 points illegal_tacos

    shut the fuck up

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    5 points illegal_tacos

    ok

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    16 points Konfituren

    Haha, ha. One

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    19 points yinyang107

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-were-once-they-are-did

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    2 points Namelessbob123

    Okay!

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    2 points Dryptosa

    And that is where the horror comes. What indeed.

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  • 779 points QueenOfDaisies

    I was so scared I was losing my shit I’m glad I’m not the only one who cannot comprehend this.

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    115 points roaring_noodle

    I comprehend it just fine and I maintain possession of my shit

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    2 points Otherwise-Wash-4568

    Please teach us your ways

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    62 points yinyang107

    It's a reference https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-were-once-they-are-did

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    2 points Otherwise-Wash-4568

    Wow. Feels like a deep cut

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    6 points Shadeleovich

    I actually started panicking and had to read other stuff to assure myself that I didn't finally completely lose it

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  • 302 points BrianWantsTruth

    https://preview.redd.it/ho5zr9yv1p6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3047683d7ed387c3a1de1bfe767b721e2312a08

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  • 245 points Oddish_Femboy

    Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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    31 points penttane

    Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    8 points Jacksaur

    I really hate these comments because I always go way too far into them before I realise ;-;

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    1 points cooldrew

    Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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  • 194 points SpectralDog

    https://preview.redd.it/vadxqb5h9p6g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfd247d7f6211b2ade51eca20245917fb75051a

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    32 points MisterAbbadon

    https://preview.redd.it/wmxi2ozwfp6g1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5a2179231c747058167c5c2ff83db9d52f5d79

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    7 points KaJaHa

    https://preview.redd.it/6zkd8ppphp6g1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c10ece41be85b5ec3d2d6a05d4d085cecd1ca0

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  • 71 points sign-through

    I kept reading this aloud to my guy and he got scared each time he couldn’t understand itĀ 

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  • 56 points Cod3broken

    have you ever had a dream

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  • 33 points mekoomi

    she = rockstar, ate = burgers

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  • 22 points Naive_Drive

    Honestly, the fact that this tweet starts and ends comprehensively is what really makes it special.

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  • 20 points dantes_7thcircle

    I should check my carbon monoxide detectors.

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  • 17 points Dangeresque300

    Someone call a medic, this man has clearly had a stroke.

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    4 points iShockLord

    Call the bondulance, Names Bond is having a stronk

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  • 13 points Old_Phrase_4867

    https://preview.redd.it/gbmow889pp6g1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff660d4a43d5ed592ad69f6dcccebf47353fc9e

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    4 points Dovarc

    https://preview.redd.it/a0x9qq8mms6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51daaa7ae16ef24068d7ed7bd9053b6b1d9f78b5

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  • 12 points UnholyAbductor

    Reminds me of the ā€œdoes Bruno Mars is gay?ā€ meme

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  • 10 points PancakeParty98

    Ow. I think I just to psychic damage

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  • 8 points Naive_Drive

    Has anyone really been as far as decided to go want more look like?

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  • 8 points A_Worthy_Foe

    do yo uever want him to do you so bad you can do anything

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  • 7 points TheChonkler78

    click my barts

    https://preview.redd.it/by1uysmxcp6g1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dade8b780f35908a042f20a66cb1e6fd4f2def62

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  • 6 points GrapefruitForward989

    Bro you can't do this to me I just hit the bong

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  • 5 points GalacticDolphin101

    I’m high as fuck reading this rn and I legit had a mini panic thinking I was losing my grasp on reality for a second

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  • 5 points trogdor2594

    Are they trying to say "Rockstar confirms GTA6 will have a presence at the game awards. They were the first to showcase a PS5 game at the TGA (or the first to win an award at the first TGA)."

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  • 6 points Haerris

    https://preview.redd.it/p42tbassbp6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1fba0692eaf0628cbfdbe68e6ccce1e75c52b3f

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  • 3 points IsNotPolitburo

    Stealth advertising for Stroke Simulator 2026

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  • 4 points flyby2412

    Do you ever have a dream

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    3 points Siggycakes

    had to scroll WAY TOO FAR to find this. The old ways have been lost.

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  • 3 points RottenHouseplant

    Shit like this is a choking hazard for the brain

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  • 2 points robonick360

    Big if true

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  • 2 points MisterAbbadon

    Oh buddy I dont think that was weed we just smoked.

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  • 1 points FPSGamer48

    Does Bruno Mars is gay?

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  • 1 points Big__Meme

    Knew it

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  • 1 points haunt_brown

    I feel like I'm having another stroke

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  • 1 points SuperSecretMoonBase

    Big if true

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  • 1 points RosieQParker

    Hey Garfield,

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  • 1 points narwhalpilot

    Reading this at 2:30 in the morning is NOT helping…

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  • 1 points Xath0n

    Someone dug up a 2021 AI

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  • 1 points yinyin123

    Dues Bruno Mars is gay?

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  • 1 points ajhedges

    hlep stronk

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  • 1 points Fantastic_Source4781

    sssdfg

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  • 1 points penguin62

    Honest to god, I read this three times thinking I was thick as mince before opening the comments.

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  • 1 points my-cup-noodle

    So true bestie

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  • 1 points ashen_crow

    It's really a matter of the way it was when it came to the other one and it was like the first time it was in the first place that it was.

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  • 1 points Hasll

    šŸ—£ HUGE congrats to the rockstar

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  • 1 points The-Hunting-guy

    the tumor come out: does bruno mars is gay?

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  • 1 points xXsimonsXx

    How many times will we see this exact copypaste reprinted next year?

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