Communicate with fruit would allow you to find out secrets from people you live with, read your own mind would allow you to unlock some really deep thoughts that even you didn’t know you had, instant hairloss would make shaving and waxing useless, absorb bad luck would make you famous, revive bugs means bees get to live again which would majorly help the environment, ultra fast aging gives you an essentially painless death, 1 second super strength could help in a fight(i’m assuming it has a cooldown of sorts), and people would actually touch me if i was a laptop.
Thank you. I take pride in my username, “GayNpcWithSaggyAss.” I chose this username despite the fact that I am straighter then the pole your mother does sexual dances on and the fact that I do not have a saggy ass. This makes me seem “Quirky” or “Interesting.” Like one of those Instagram women!
How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay, hit man in the top try see a man topless even the stick is gay, huggin my bruddas and say that I luv them but I don’t swing that way, the mandem celebrate Eid, the trap still running on Christmas day.
Trash detector so I'll know always where I am
Ooh. Self burn. Those are rare!
Control remote control isn't actually useless
Happy cake day bro
Communicate with fruit would allow you to find out secrets from people you live with, read your own mind would allow you to unlock some really deep thoughts that even you didn’t know you had, instant hairloss would make shaving and waxing useless, absorb bad luck would make you famous, revive bugs means bees get to live again which would majorly help the environment, ultra fast aging gives you an essentially painless death, 1 second super strength could help in a fight(i’m assuming it has a cooldown of sorts), and people would actually touch me if i was a laptop.
I still would not touch you if you were a laptop.
awesome username
Thank you. I take pride in my username, “GayNpcWithSaggyAss.” I chose this username despite the fact that I am straighter then the pole your mother does sexual dances on and the fact that I do not have a saggy ass. This makes me seem “Quirky” or “Interesting.” Like one of those Instagram women!
oh I thought you were actually gay, dang it
How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay, hit man in the top try see a man topless even the stick is gay, huggin my bruddas and say that I luv them but I don’t swing that way, the mandem celebrate Eid, the trap still running on Christmas day.
I'd choose seduce hats. I like hats, that's why.